The screams of the Ponies throughout Ponyville was evident throughout the night as everything was on fire.
The fire engulfed the entire town, from Sugarcube corner to Princess Celestias castle ground's everything was burning.
Throughout the chaos there was only one mare smiling through the "art" she had created.
Pinkamena Diane Pie's plan to burn the entire town was perfect and was executed just the same.
All she had to do was very simple and did not take that much time. All was well for Pinkamena Diane Pie.
"ah this brings me so much pleasure" said Pinkamena as she sat and saw all the ponies getting burnt and their homes turning into black mulch.
"Princess Celestia spontaneously com-busting was the best idea I ever had and all I had to do was overcharge her sun powers by giving her too much sunlight" said Pinkamena out loud for no reason.
Then Twilight walked towards Pinkamena Diane Pie while half of her face was burnt off by the fire.
"You did this!" screamed Twilight Sparkle
"you burned down everything and killed so many ponies, your going to pay for this!" she said as her eyes glowed and her magic started to resurface from her horn.
Pinkamena with her fourth wall powers instantly jumped on Twilight Sparkle and pressed a hoof on the burnt side of her face, Twilight screamed in horrible pain.
"let me tell you something Miss smarty pants you should've invited me to Scootaloo's quinceanera or none of this would've happened!"
images of Scootaloo's quinceanera floated by in Twilight's mind as she was being hold down by Pinkamena's hoof, cake and
dancing and none of that weird shit Pinkie Pie always did in each party. She thought to herself "was it worth it" and the answer was "yes".
Pinkamena then added some more force into Twilight's face causing even more Pain.
"you should have never uninvited me from that party! I love Parties! I'm the freaking Element of Laughter for bucks sakes!.
"but at least it wasn't an annoying party" Twilight Sparkle said half bent in pain.
"shudup!" said Pinkie as she added more pressure to the burnt wound on Twilight's face.
"but why Pinkie!? why did you give so much pain just because of a quinceanera!"
"Because I love you Twilight, I've always loved you and now I want you even more!"
Pinkamena reached to kiss Twilight Sparkle's charred burnt lips, at first Twilight Sparkle resisted but, then she gave in to her feelings and they made furious love under the fire's of passion"
then Twilight Sparkle found out that Pinkamena was a man.
Instead of furious passion, it turned more into rape as Pinkamena bucked her with her dick.
Twilight crawled her way through the dirt trying to get away but Pinkamena was too powerful.
She pulled Twilight into a nearby house with her legs bieng dragged towards a burning home.
Pinkamena then found a bed and threw Twilight on the covers while everything was burning.
"This'll be our special moment" said Pinkamena as she lodged her meat into her.
Twilight moaned and cried as the junk went in and out of her, she could not move because Pinkie's force was too much.
"Stop it!" said Fluttershy as she appeared with a shotgun and with no hair.
"another victim ey?" said Pinkie Pie
Pinkamena charged and tackled Fluttershy before she could fire the gun and take's her and throws her on the burning bed
and says
"you should have gone to the everfree forest like the rest fluttershy!"
Then Pinkamena with her fourth wall powers grew another dick and proceeded to buck both Fluttershy and
Twilight Sparkle at the same time.
Spongebob came and said " dahahahahahahah buck them horses!"
So then Spongebob watched as Pinkamena Diane Pie raped Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle with her two dicks.
Soon Pinkamena climaxed into them so powerfully that they flew through the wall and broke the fourth wall creating a black hole.
To add salt to the wound Pinkamena then divided by zero to create another black hole right in ponyville witch caused all the fire and the people to be sucked in. Pinkamena Diane Pie slept in the darkness for a job well done, she had caused the entire destruction of Ponyville and also made sweet love to two mares that she had feelings for one. It was time to sleep in the Blackhole that sucked everbody in.
Through the darkness out came Fausticorn the everlasting! she spoke a deep and enthralling voice towards Pinkie Pie and said.
"How dare you destroy my reality, this is my dimension I will destroy you now!"
"You can try" said Pinkamena Diane Pie
And so they fought, lights and explosions clouded the dark hole as these two epic horses fought to the death!
Then Twilight Sparkle came floating through the abyss and said "im pregnant!"
"And its your child Pinkamena Diane Pie!"
Pinkamena was frightened by this occurence for she could handle anything but responsiblity.
"it aint my kid bitch!"
later....
Next time on Maury we have two ponies who have problems with determining who is the childs father.
"Bitch this aint my child!" said Pinkamena Diane Pie
"it is your Child, he has your eyes and your poofy hair!" retorked Twilight
"alright alright we have the results who is the father!?" said Maury
A drum roll played as Maury ripped the envelope open and found the card inside.
"Pinkamena Diane Pie you are not the father"
Pinkamena then started dancing and shouting
"wooh I told you im not the daddy bitch I told yah!"
"If shes not the father than who is?" said Twilight Sparkle as she gasped for air.
"Spongebob Squarepants! come over here!" said Maury
then the crowed started to clap for Spongebob as he came down.
"oh that makes sense no wonder she giggles like that" said Twilight
The baby then giggled "dahahahahahahah" at Twilights expression.
"wowee I never thought that I would have a child past fifty!" said Spongebob in delight
"but, but how? I never had sex with spongebob!"
Pinkamena then said "fourth wall powers bitch fourth walls"
The End.
Was... was this intended to be funny?
1186216 I think it was. Oh dear.
No![:ajbemused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajbemused.png)
That's the most painful Fallout reference I've ever seen. I'll roll to my desk and pretend I saw nothing.
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1186263 as you can see there is no comedy link on the story so I guess it wasn't supposed to be funny
herp derp
dafuq is this? First of all, it's not ANY of the tags you put in. How is this romance? It's rape. This isn't dark, slice of life, or anything in there except random. A stupid kind of random. This isn't even funny. Also, this should've had a sex tag in it. Don't get me started on the grammer! You spelled quite a few words wrong, failed to capitalize the first letter in any sentence, made Fluttershy compelety out of character, same as Pinkie and Pinkamena. Who starts a fire just because she wasn't invited to a party? Plus, Pinkie throws almost every party in Ponyville and probably invited to the rest! Twilights character is also wrong. Why put Spongebob in here? It makes no sense! Only a select amount of people can have fourth wall breaking, not Pinkamena. How is this not complete? If anything, it's a one shot! How can Pinkamena control Celestias sun? And my most reasonable question of all, is why is there a fucking gun in Equestria? The only reason i'm not disliking it is because I happen to be a sadist.... jk. I'm not disliking it because I don't dislike things, doesn't mean I like them. Good luck on any other fanfic you decide to write, and if you're going to make something that includes rape or any other sexual intercourse, label the story as sex.
Edit: Sorry, have to dislike it, it's just too....... something
1186519 oh wow such a big deal my goodness yah you should definitely take it all seriously for real...![:ajbemused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajbemused.png)
this was an absolutly amazing work of lititure, and i think we can all learn somthing from this author to help us improve on our own fics..........
judging by the description, it was meant to be funny
PINKIE PIE IS A MAN![:pinkiegasp:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiegasp.png)
![:pinkiegasp:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiegasp.png)
![:pinkiegasp:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiegasp.png)
1188650 to be exact she is both
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Right, because fan fiction is not to be taken seriously. Let's all post shitty stories that have little to no effort put into them and share a few good laughs and drinks! HAW HAW!
1188650![:rainbowhuh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowhuh.png)
Spoiler alert.
1196443 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is honestly so bad it is actually funny. By my ponies do I wish I will never come across such a terrible piece of work ever again!
1198872 thanks!
1. I think this should be labeled "Mature" Violent Rape, Violence, and Language.
2. Guys, we all know this was definately bit a masterpiece, but I think you're being a little harsh on the author. Just saying.
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Me reading this.
Repeat after me... random for the sake of random is not funny. This isn't even grimdark. It's just... there. Stuff happens, and the grammar is terrible, and then more stuff happens. For no particular reason. All the characters are so OOC that they are completely interchangeable with any other characters, regardless of genre.
It sucks, but in a different way to the average badfic. It's just a kind of series of loosely linked things happening for no particular reason, meaning there is actually no point in reading it. Some badfics are trying to be a story, and fail hard at it. This isn't a story, it's a collection of words without context. It reminds me of an Uncyclopedia article, only without the mainstay of Chuck Norris references, so the entire thing just devolves into a collection of characters doing... stuff. And I don't care. As I said, there is literally no reason for people want read this. It's not funny, it's not dark, it's certainly not horrifying, even if it's obviously trying to be all of those.
What was the point?
She did all of this.. For a beauty pageant? (What's a quinceanera?) SHE BURNT DOWN A INNOCENT TOWN.. BECAUSE SHE WASN'T INVITED TO A DAMN BEAUTY PAGEANT?!
KILL ME.
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A quinceanera is a celebration of a girl turning a certain age, I think.