Cadance is on a mission to convince all of the mane six to have sex with her husband. And she'll have to do an increasingly racy set of sexual favors for each of them in order to win them over to the idea.
Cadance returned her smile. “And you let me know how Zephyr's date goes.”
Oh its obviously going to go horribly. He's probably gonna show that mare his dick and tell her to suck it. Believing that if Cadance love it and wanted to suck it, any mare would.
I see Zephyr Laying on a medical bed, in a full body cast, in prison.
10669133 Or maybe that would work perfectly? 0.000004% of the time, it works every time!
10669403 It would make a fun companion story to have a full multi-chapter story of Cadance, the Princess of Love trying to help Zephyr Breeze find love.
I find it interesting how everyone loves to hate on zephyr, that the true fetish of this chapter regardless we can move on to actual characters we like in our clop
To be honest, this chapter feltBadMan While I get its mostly porn logic to get the program rolling, but Cadence lying that way to Zephyr seems like the worst possible thing she could have done, it's like handing a suicidal person a gun. Nothing good can come out of his false confidence and its not like he needed more ego... Cadence was never this extremely selfish on your other stories
“Mm-hm.” Cadance nodded. “I'm going to be blunt with you, if that's alright, Fluttershy.” Fluttershy gulped, but she nodded. Her brother was surreptitiously watching them from the corner of his eye as he pretended to weep. “I came here to ask you and your friends to have sex with Shining Armor.” Fluttershy's jaw dropped. Only a tiny little squeak came out.
*Fluttershy.exe had crashed. Please boop her muzzle to restart the pony*
But it was Zephyr who responded first, “You ... you'd really do that? You'd use your Princess of Love magic to zap her and make her fall in love with me?” “No,” Cadance stated firmly. “Despite the rumors to the contrary, I do have some standards when it comes to consent. I don't use my love spell on ponies who barely know each other.”
Are you sure? I had heard some reports about this "mere rumors"...
“So,” he said, “how are we going to 'set right' my love life? Makeover? Therapy session? Self-help book?” “Nothing like that.” Cadance grinned at him, slowly stepping closer. “I'm going to suck your cock.”
Me: "What?! Why..." *remembers who had written it* "... nevermind."
The confidence to ask her out was one thing, but this stallion had quite a few rough edges that would make winning over a mare difficult until somepony smoothed him out a bit.
Maybe she should coma back to him later and give him a few pointers. Otherwise this may end badly, as others had already pointed out.
10726577 10726217 Nah, that only happens when she's in the company of someone like Discord, who gets her enough to really bring out the crazy in her. She'll just get the one.
Oh its obviously going to go horribly. He's probably gonna show that mare his dick and tell her to suck it. Believing that if Cadance love it and wanted to suck it, any mare would.
I see Zephyr Laying on a medical bed, in a full body cast, in prison.
Probably the best that could be hoped for given Zephyr. Even Cadence can only do so much.
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Or maybe that would work perfectly?
0.000004% of the time, it works every time!
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It would make a fun companion story to have a full multi-chapter story of Cadance, the Princess of Love trying to help Zephyr Breeze find love.
Plot twist: the mare Zephyr wanted was flutters
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And yet the tower still fell.
Eh, I could have done without the whole Zephyr Breeze thing, but oh well.
Now I''ve read two fics that involve Zephyr getting busy with princesses; first Luna and now Cadance. Who's next, Celestia?
*looks at release dates*
So that was a freaking lie.
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Next up are Skystar and Platinum
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Shakespearicles is thattaway -->
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A) He's a content warning for a reason.
B) But without Zephyr, this wouldn't be much of a chapter...
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ZehpyrTwi is a ship that hasn't been done very much...
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Don't trust Fimfic's chapter publishing dates. They'll lie to you.
There is a lie here, but it's not mine.
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Now now, let's be fair... You ARE about to green light a massive twi-shi orgy. Zephyrshy ain't that far away :)
I find it interesting how everyone loves to hate on zephyr, that the true fetish of this chapter
regardless we can move on to actual characters we like in our clop
Ah, zephyr is the younger brother if I recall.. this was disturbing. And sad
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Heh, really could make a whole fetish out of him, huh?
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Well, disturbing and sad wasn't quite what I was going for ... but I guess I'll take it.
To be honest, this chapter feltBadMan
While I get its mostly porn logic to get the program rolling, but Cadence lying that way to Zephyr seems like the worst possible thing she could have done, it's like handing a suicidal person a gun.
Nothing good can come out of his false confidence and its not like he needed more ego...
Cadence was never this extremely selfish on your other stories
*Fluttershy.exe had crashed. Please boop her muzzle to restart the pony*
Are you sure? I had heard some reports about this "mere rumors"...
Me: "What?! Why..." *remembers who had written it* "... nevermind."
Maybe she should coma back to him later and give him a few pointers.
Otherwise this may end badly, as others had already pointed out.
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*shrug* You win some, you lose some. I can't do perfect every time!
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Yeah, a few pointers would probably be a good idea.
Then again, he'd probably ignore it all.
Unexpected casual humor is best humor.
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^.^
If Cadence needs more time, Fluttershy can just go to the store and buy two cakes.
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*Go to the store to buy one cake, but actually end up buying two cakes instead.
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Nah, that only happens when she's in the company of someone like Discord, who gets her enough to really bring out the crazy in her. She'll just get the one.