Hi, everypony, and welcome to another episode of Twilight Tries!
Now that I’ve gotten my greeting out of the way, I need to be honest with you about today’s episode. See, the thing is…it’s not really going to be an episode of Twilight Tries. I mean, it is, but at the same time it isn’t…for a few reasons. One, this technically isn’t the first time I’m going to be trying this, and two, the main purpose for why I’m doing a recording of this is because I want to prove to myself that I’m not crazy.
I’m sure I’m not making much sense right now, so allow me to explain. Or at least, allow me to explain as best as I can.
It all started two days ago when I was here at the Canterlot Library. I was climbing this very same staircase trying to get to the top floor when I came across this sign. Do you see it? Floor 7 ½. Strange, right? Especially since I’ve used this staircase countless times and never once noticed it before.
Anyways, if you open the door to this floor like so…you’ll see that it’s just like the rest of the library, only with a much lower ceiling. But that’s not the weirdest part about the 7 ½th floor. Follow me.
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Sorry this is taking so long. I have to practically crawl in order to get around this floor.
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Ah, here we are.
Do you see this? This tiny door in the wall nestled between two book shelves? I came across it while I was exploring this floor for the first time and thought it was pretty strange, so I decided to check it out. I opened the door with my magic, just like this, and…yep, there it is again; a long, seemingly endless tunnel, just like last time. Now, if you know the Canterlot Library like I do, you’ll know that the other side of this wall faces the outside of the building, so it should be impossible for this tunnel to be here.
Naturally, my curious nature compelled me to investigate this phenomenon. So I went inside the tunnel and started crawling towards the other end, and after a few seconds I was sort of pulled in by some unknown force and, well…
*SIGH*
Look, I know that what I’m about to tell you sounds crazy, but just…bear with me while I tell it to you.
When I reached the other end of the tunnel, I found myself…inside Pinkie Pie’s head. And I don’t mean inside her head like in her subconscious or anything like that, I mean inside her head like I was seeing everything that she was seeing. Then after a little while I was spit out into a ditch by the side of the road that leads into Canterlot.
Again, I’m fully aware how everything I just said sounds completely insane, but I swear to you that it’s the truth. This tunnel is a portal that leads into Pinkie’s head, and when I went through it I saw the world through her eyes for a few minutes.
At this point I’m sure a few of you watching right now might be thinking that I’ve experienced the mother of all twilighting episodes and lost my mind, but before you consider calling the ponies in the white coats, just let me go through the tunnel and prove to you that I’m not crazy. If it turns out I’m wrong about all of this, I promise to see a psychiatrist first thing tomorrow morning. But If I’m right, well…then we’re going to have one truly bizarre episode of Twilight Tries on our hooves.
Okay, here we go.
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I’m honestly not sure if I want to be right or wrong about all of this.
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Wait, here it comes! We’re getting sucked in!
WAAAAAAAHHH!
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Whoa. Forgot how that felt the first time.
But look, we’re here! We’re inside Pinkie Pie’s head!
I can tell it’s her by all the bouncing!
Which is actually making me feel a bit queasy. Honestly, how does she do this all day?
But the point is that I’m not crazy!
Ha-ha, are you seeing this?!
Wait. Seriously, are you seeing this? I never stopped to consider whether or not bringing the camera through the portal would actually allow you to see everything through Pinkie’s eyes like I can.
Hmm.
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Eh, I’m just going to assume that you can.
But how amazing – and slightly unsettling – is this?! Being inside Pinkie’s head like this raises so many philosophical and existential questions. Am I still me right now? Is Pinkie still Pinkie? Ooh, I may very well have to write a research paper about all of this!
If only I had a way to take notes while I’m in here.
So like I said earlier, after a little while we’ll be thrown out of Pinkie’s head. But until then we might as well just kick back, so to speak, and see what Pinkie gets up to for the next few minutes.
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Looks like she’s headed towards Sugar Cube Corner.
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Oh, there’s Mrs. Cake.
Hi, Mrs. Cake!
I know she can’t hear me, but it just feels weird having somepony say hi to you and not saying hi back.
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Sounds like Pinkie and Mrs. Cake are going to do some baking together.
How fun!
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But first Pinkie needs to…take a bathroom break?!
Oh no! Oh no, no, no!
I do not want to be inside Pinkie’s head while she takes a bathroom break! I need to get out of here, but I don’t know how!
Hello?! Magic doorway…portal…thing?! I’m ready to be spit out into the ditch now!
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Hello?!
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Oh no, she’s already in the bathroom! And I can’t close my eyes because they’re not really my eyes.
This is not going to be pretty.
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Wait a second, Pinkie’s just…standing in front of the mirror. I mean I’m glad that’s all she’s doing in here, but…why is she doing it in the first place?
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Oh my gosh, Pinkie is…is crying. W-Why is she…
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She…she’s telling herself that she needs to stay positive. That she needs to…t-to ignore all the bad feelings and thoughts so that…so that she can make everypony else smile.
*SNIFFLE*
Pinkie, I…I’m so sorry. You always seem so happy that I never even imagined you might be feeling - WAAAAAAAHHH!
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Oof!
Yep, ditch by the side of the road that leads into Canterlot. Just like last time.
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I…I can’t believe what I just saw. Pinkie is…is hurting inside, and she’s been keeping it a secret from everypony because she doesn’t want to make them feel sad. I had no idea that she was dealing with such things.
I have to do something to help her. I don’t know what exactly, but I know a good place to start; giving her a hug and telling her that she doesn’t need to hide her feelings from me. That she can share them with me and that I’ll be there for her when she’s feeling bad.
And I should probably do all that sooner rather than later, so I’m going to end this recording here.
So thanks for watching, everypony, and I’ll see you next time on Twilight Tries.
I should probably tell Pinkie about the portal that leads into her head at some point too.
Probably don't want to do that, the paradoxical recursion from Pinkie jumping through that portal would be, problematic.
Honestly Twilight, I think you ought to keep this one between you and Pinkie. It's a little private, no?
twilight tries being a ventriloquist
so ........ what kind of experience should we call this???
Twilight tries....being number 1 (cue Robbie Rotton music)
As someone whose Autistic with ADHD along with OCD I can really relate to Pinkie Pie trying to stay positive and not the bad feelings and thoughts ruin your happiness. For me it's not easy living with a very overactive imagination and doing my best at keeping it under control along with the bad feelings and thoughts from getting out of control for me to handle.
There have been times I gotten overwhelmed and had to find a place to let out my emotions before I did something I would regret doing later.
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That is a terrifying thought. I kinda want to see that.
Twilight tries Tabletop strategy game Warhammer 40,000
Twilight Tries watching episodes 3, 5, 7, 12, 13, 15, and 16 of The Owl House
Ok, before another episode; I wanna see a chapter about how Twilight talks to Pinkie about everything she saw and what they’re going through.
I feel really bad for Pinks now.
Twilight tries being in charge of the Grand Galloping Gala.
You have inspired me to make a "Applebloom tries" story vlog.
(Basically her and her friends view points of attempting cutie marks)
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I agree, that level of inception will cause enough chaos to send Discord screaming into our world.
Twilight tries figuring out Pinkie Sense again. That should get Pinkie smiling again.
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Let’s not even think about that; the world’s chaotic enough right now as it is.
Twilight tries playing Contra, Super Contra and Contra: Hard Corps, Ghosts n Goblins on the NES or Castlevania II: Simon's Quest.
Twilight tries listening to Megadeth, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Rainbow, Dio and Judas Priest.
Twilight tries watching The Red Green Show or Mythbusters
Here's a couple for ya.
Twilight Tries...Watching Tokusatsu(Super Sentai, Kamen Rider, or Ultraman)
Twilight Tries...Playing Megaman Battle Network (1-6 only, preferably)