Somber
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Oh my, a new story from Somber. This I must see.
Looking forward to how it develops, that's a lot of moving parts and artifacts in one scene.
this not weirdest thing I've ever seen yet i love it
Umm... ouch
Meanwhile somewhere in the Equestria Wastes
"What is it Blackjack?"
"I don't know. I feel... a disturbance. A silent desperate cry of unequaled agony not felt since Littlepip wanked it next to a sleeping Velvet."
"... That was the most uneccessary thing any mare has ever said to anyone ever. Thank you."
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Funny bit is that the knot thing's not really my thing, so it's interesting to write for someone else's thing. Also, Blackjack would totally be "Hey, Gallus, you got half an hour? Let me help."
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Well, given what I know of anatomy, I know that mares would probably be his best bet. ALSO WHY DO PEOPLE TALK SO MUCH ABOUT COCKS ON THIS SITE
Looking at it now, I can't decide which idea is funnier: Blackjacks dick-o-meter being so honed as pierce one side of the veil, or Gallus's desperation so all encompassing as to do the same
Glad you're still writing! I hope to see some PH references!
Imagine Blackjack helping the lad agnostic to timelines.
A week passes, Gallus has become alcoholic, the School of Friendship is having a Griffon revolution.
Blackjack is probably in bed with Rainbow somewhere.
She saved the wasteland, but darn if she wouldn't bring the plague of absurdity to that little bit of academia.
Gallus and Sandbar, im sold when i see those names
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Is... is that an Evangelion reference?
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Eva and Starwars. Impressive. :3
Source for the cover art please?
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Elicity. He's linked on the pic.
This seems pretty neat! I'm excited to see what comes next––personally I'm hoping for more pairings than just GallStream but
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I looked on the site. Couldn't find it.
Could you please just PM me the link or something?
I know some of you may not want to hear this, but you’re furries. All of you. I don’t know how certain some of you look at that thumbnail and don’t thinkyoursrlf a furry.
I shall hope for more from you to come. Keep up the good work my good man.
tried the thumbnail link and couldn't find the thumbnail on the deviant-art page.
dunno where this is going but have a theory and hoping it's right.
heh unexpected
65k words at most.
damn
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The images are nsfw, they're on derpi under the same artist. Fimficiton doesn't allow linking to nsfw.
Congratz, you got featured. 10/2/2019
I actually curious on why the fandom seemed to agree to give Gryphons knots. Gryphons are a mix of an eagle and a lion. What part of that says "Dog penis"?
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It was requested. Easier to write knots instead of barbs anyway.
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Yup. Probably just for an hour or two.
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Its not just the pony fandom that does it. It really kind of started with some of the first gryphon dildos around 02 or 03 and it stuck in the furry fandom and grew from there.
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Rooster fetishes.
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It shouldn't be too hard to dig up on derpibooru with the obvious search terms. IIRC, it's fairly recent as I type this.
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Well, if you look a little closer, one of those stories is almost 1.8 million words long, spread across 70+ chapters. Each chapter alone is significantly longer than the average story on the site. It also happens to be a pretty iconic story to a large part of the fandom.
Taking that into account, the math checks out.
take your time, this is quite good and i require more
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before i continue
is this GallBar
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Oh, my apologies. Please, if you would be so kind, allow to elucidate matters in a more concise and objective manner:
WHY DO PEOPLE TALK SO MUCH ABOUT FUCKSTICKS ON THIS SITE! SCHLONGS! SPUNK LAUNCHERS! ONE EYED SHEATH SNAKES! STOMPING GREAT TALLIWACKERS!
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I'm not sure... Did Luke Skywalker wank it next to worst horse in a giant cyborg monster? Cause I saw, like, two episodes of Evangelion. Big O was always more my thing.
Also that sounds like something that would come out of Japan
Can't all be Berserk after all, mores the pity
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Dude, it was a bit of wordplay that you happened to give a straight line for.
If you want a serious answer: Please take note of that "sex" tag on the story. Porn often involves talking about the bits involved.
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You... you do realize I wasn't serious right?
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You do know it's almost impossible to convey whether your serious or not through text, right?
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Tonal shift hon. You can usually tell between a critique and a shitpost
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You do realize that 90% of everything is crap, including human brains? And, for that matter, that there are a statistically relevant number of US adults who are genuinely illiterate?
Oh, also, that cover image annoyed me a bit until I realized that that really is his rear leg. (Griffons laying eggs annoys because they have their bird bits in the front, and this would have been the opposite yet identical issue)
Apologies for this Somber. I'll stop my silliness
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they're chimeras with a pre-dominance of bird of prey and lion. They're actually an amalgamate of different species, and apparently can knock up horses. This was regarded in legend as the pen ultimate of romanticism since gryphons and horses were mortal enemies.
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We live in an era of emojis, which like the new speak of 1984, is designed to make us dumber. If that shits more expressive my modest man tackle is comfortably petite. And its especially galling in english speaking countries which uses what is argueably one of the most expressive languages
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I do knot see the problem here.
This is the most bizarre comments section I have ever seen.
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Hmm...
I can't.
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You should realize that many of us have often encountered people that make pretty much the exact same comments you did, in the same way you did, and seriously meant it.
There's a reason why comments like "this is alt.binaries.pictures.erotica, not abpe.women_only" have a long history online.
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Huh, I got actually interesting information on mythical beasts on the comments section of a porn story written by the author of one of best action adventure stories on this site. All of that sounds like the lead up to a supremely bad standup routine...
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I do try to differentiate between being serious and levity, but I will admit, I do at times lean towards the more ludicrous a la Yahtzee Croshaw. Again, apologies if I was unclear.
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You're welcome
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I found the full photo on derpi, and if the fic is inspired by the photo, gallus is in for a pretty big surprise. well in this case, a not so big surprise, XD.