"Aye Captain, slammed it right in their faces and locked it up. There were shouts and cries from within, somethin' about blue beaning 'em, though I don't know what that means"

Blue Beaning. Either it's new, or just new to me; either way it's hilarious. This is good work!

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RGRE mare's way of saying "blue balling"

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Oh, I knew what it meant, just saying that it was the first time that I'd heard it.

I don't know if you made it up, or if you got it from somewhere else, but I about choked on my own spit when I read it, and it had me laughing like a jackass for a while after! I've read a few more chapters since, and I'm seriously loving this tale of bawdy mares and the sailor they've set their sights on.

I know that I'm late to the party and that the story's already completed, but they're all so going to wake up, hung-over, and in bed with a bunch of mares who got tired of playing along as the supposed captives.