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SPark


Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

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I love it! Her being dominant and calling Anon a good boy, him being worried about strange issues from spilling seed inside her, her leaving his ass pinned at the mercy of the forest, I love it! And the last bit is hilarious "... and never tell a soul, not even the priest at confession, that you lost your virginity to a little purple equine."

Tysm <3

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It was my pleasure. :twilightsmile:

You follow it, continuing your quest, going about your life, and never tell a soul, not even the priest at confession, that you lost your virginity to a little purple equine.

I mean, would the priest believe him tho? 🤔

Something tells me our little knight is going to end up seeing a lot more of that world

He had sex with a tree if you think about it.

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It's not the weirdest thing in porn. :pinkiehappy:

*flashbacks to a certain Derpibooru image*

It had the tags non-con, mean Twilight, futa, handjob, and magic abuse, to give you an idea...

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Fluttershy, is that you? :pinkiecrazy:

Is this a cursed comment?

This needs a sequel were she deals with the consequences of it, for the shenanigans :pinkiecrazy:

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He's about as likely to as he is the women who've been raped by dolphins, and that actually happens in real life. For that matter, most victims of human rapists don't bother speaking up because they know they'll be ignored. Unless they live in Saudi Arabia, in which case they'll be convicted of adultery and sentenced to lashes. The victim. Lashes. And don't even get me started on the possibility that the priest is a rapist, that's a still-ongoing scandal because the otherwise back-to-basics current Pope (it's not progressivism, just reminding the people using religion as an excuse for jackassery of what the scripture actually says) refuses to condemn them.

I honestly wasn't sure whether to actually post this but Stephanie has vaguely similar blogs up so...

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There has never been a documented case of a dolphin raping a human.

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This story is not intended to convey anything in any way realistic or real world about rape and/or consent. Just to be clear. It is a fantasy indulged in by the person who suggested it and by myself, and as fantasy, the actions of Twilight are not intended to be realistic, nor are the reactions of Anon. Said actions and reactions are much more in line with those of negotiated consensual-non-consent players than anything to do with real rape. The ending was definitely not intended as commentary about disbelief of rape victims.

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I really can't resist the temptation to point this out... If Herald of Opera is correct and nobody believes the victims of dolphin rape, than your reply could be seen as only proving their point, that there are no documented cases because nobody has ever believed the victims.

However, if this whole comments section devolves into an argument about real world rape, I will turn the comments off. Fictional fantasies are not really the place for it.

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Agreed on that much. The simple fact that you wrote and published it means that you don't care for the people saying it shouldn't exist.

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There's no evidence that anyone has ever claimed to be raped by dolphins, so "believing" isn't even a factor, and the other argument that "people might not have reported it" isn't an argument at all.

9829863 Oh, boy, this argument. Hasn't gotten any less fucking retarded since the last time I saw it circulating this site.

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I'm quite aware, I'm just being facetious. I refuse to take this discussion seriously.

I mean come on. You guys are trying to debate dolphin sex as if it were a serious issue, on a story about a guy being molested by an animate log.

Nothing about this makes any sense.

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Wait, what "it" do you mean, here? Because if you're saying that by posting a fiction about rape that means I don't care for arguments against real rape, that's... uh... WHAT.

I'm glad the knight went back to Earth at the end instead of being trapped in Equestria and inevitably ending up in Canterlot. 'Tis a silly place.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "got wood?" :twilightoops:

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...yes, he merely suffered a flesh wound!:moustache:

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The "it" in question was the fic itself, nothing more. Sorry if you mistook me for the exact sort of idiots I was trying to insult.

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And another for you specifically: the lack of downvote on my comment suggests that in spite of your wording you were still willing to entertain the possibility that I was being misinterpreted. Good on you, not that I expected any less from a writer of your caliber.

By Merlin's Beard, that was sweet!

Most excellent.

9830706 Late to the reply party, but if that is the case, then I withdraw my comment and apologize for my coarseness. Your wording made it sound like what Spark was questioning in her reply initially. Thank you for clearing that up.

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Oh my god, civility in the comments section. Am I really still on the internet? :pinkiegasp:

9833291 If you'd like, I can shift gears and call him a dirty communist-socialist or something. I aim to please. :p

That was not only brilliant but also novel and all around just made me smile.
Great idea, have never seen evil Twilight used in a story so far, and definitely wouldn't have expected her in a role like this.
Good stuff. :twilightsmile:

The knight meets the purple steed, and there was much rejoicing. Excellent!

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