Equestria Girls Messy Adventure

by The Dark Wolf

Forest and Swamp

Sunset, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity walked through the forest.

"You don't think we'll see giant bugs here, do you?" said Rarity.

"That would be interesting," said Fluttershy. "I just hope there aren't any dragons."

Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were sticky from the apple juice, dog slobber, and soda, respectively, but it didn't bother them.

As they walked down the forest road, three winged figures watched on a screen.

"So, our old enemies have found our new land," said Adagio Dazzle. "Here we thought we'd rule this world without their interference."

"Look at it this way," said Aria Blaze. "At least we can get our revenge."

"Hey, I was gonna suggest that!" said Sonata Dusk.

"You just don't want to admit when I have a good idea," said Aria.

"Aria's right," said Adagio. "And we control this entire forest with voodoo!"

The sirens moved over to a map of the forest, which had dolls resembling the Equestria Girls as they walked along the path.

"I'll go first," said Adagio. She put her hand next to the doll of Twilight, mistaking her for Princess Twilight, and flicked her in the face.

"Ow!" Twilight fell on her back, holding her face in pain.

"What happened?" asked Sunset, looking concerned.

"Something hit me in the face, but I couldn't see it!"

"Could it be ghosts?" said Fluttershy nervously.

"There's ghosts here?" said Pinkie Pie, trembling with fright.

Aria grabbed the Fluttershy doll and put it in a tree.

Fluttershy found herself being levitated, until she was at the top of a tree, and hung on to her tree branch. "Someone please get me down!" She really didn't like being this high up a tree, and she knew if she let go and fell, it would really hurt.

"Let me try now!" said Sonata. She set Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity in a straight line, and poked the Rainbow Dash doll in the face just enough to tip her over. In the forest, all three girls fell over like dominos, and Sonata watched this on the screen and kicked her legs in the air laughing.

Adagio picked up the Sunset doll and spun her around in circles. In the forest, Sunset was spinning around at all angles in the air. She had no idea what was going on, and she was starting to get dizzy. She was sure if she'd eaten more in the giant food land, she'd be throwing up right now.

"I want a shot at her too," said Aria. She grabbed Sunset from Adagio, shook her upside-down, and then threw her into a mud puddle. Sunset landed in the mud on her back, and groaned.

Pinkie ran over to Sunset and sat down in the mud puddle with her. "I'll play in the mud with you," she said, giggling.

Sunset sat up. "Something threw me in here. I don't know what it was. Maybe this is what they were talking about with the Dazzlings controlling-"

Pinkie suddenly started to laugh. She laughed harder and harder, kicking and splashing about in the mud.

"Pinkie, what's so funny?" asked Sunset as she was getting splashed with mud.

"Hahahahaha! Stop! Hahahahahahaha! I'm really ticklish! Hahahahahahahaha!"

Sonata was tickling Voodoo Pinkie's feet, armpits, and sides with her fingers all at once.

Aria then broke the tree branch that Fluttershy was hanging onto. Fluttershy let out a shriek as she fell. Applejack and Rainbow Dash quickly ran over and caught her.

"You all right, Fluttershy?" Applejack asked her.

"I'm better now," said Fluttershy.

"What shall we do to them next?" Aria asked Adagio.

"Let's let them think we're gone, then give them another surprise." Adagio held up a doll of a monster resembling a pig.

"You know that monster doesn't attack people, silly," said Sonata.

"I know, but I have something much more delicious in mind." Adagio started to cast a spell.

In the forest, the girls stood back to back, bracing themselves for the unseen enemy to attack again. But nothing out of the ordinary happened.

"I guess they're gone," said Twilight.

"But be on your guard," said Sunset.

"Sorry about splashing you," said Pinkie. "Something was tickling me and I couldn't see it or even feel it. Except for the tickling part."

"It's all right," said Sunset. "It was probably the Dazzlings. Besides, a little mud's not gonna stop me any more than the rain."

Rarity admired how unfazed Sunset was at being in such a state that would repulse her so.

They walked further along the path until they found their path being blocked by a pig monster with a big snout. Rainbow Dash ran forward to face it, raising her fists. But she lowered them when she realized that it looked confused more than anything.

"Uh, what's this thing doing here?" said Rainbow Dash.

The monster took a few deep breaths. The same deep breaths that always came before one thing.

"Oh horseapples," said Rainbow Dash.

The monster sneezed, covering Rainbow Dash in snot. Rainbow felt how gooey the substance was. She could handle a lot, but this disgusted her a great deal. "Eeewwww! Turn your head the other way!"

"Oh my," said Rarity.

Then the monster sneezed twice more, showering Rainbow Dash just as much as the first time. Rainbow wiped the snot out of her face. "Ugh..."

The monster sniffled and walked away off the path.

"I knew it'd get Rainbow Dash," said Aria at the castle. "Pay up."

Sonata gave Aria some gold coins. "I was hoping it would get Rarity..."

"But I knew Rainbow Dash was more likely to face it thinking it was blocking their path."

"They're going to reach the swamp soon," said Adagio. "You can do whatever you want to them there. Just make sure you get one of them down before they can pony up."

...

The girls walked out of the forest into the swamp. The sky was no longer pink, but a sickly green. Probably from the smell, for the swamp water was also green and smelled horrible. They cringed as they walked through the swamp, feeling the water soak through their shoes into their socks. Just touching it even made Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Sunset nauseous.

Pinkie Pie gagged, then ran over to a rotten log and leaned her head behind it, making retching noises as a splashing sound could be heard behind the log.

"Let's just get through this swamp as fast as possible," said Sunset. "They won't have their castle directly in it."

The girls ran as fast as they could through the swamp. They could see the tower of the sirens' castle in the distance. Their legs got splashed a bit with swamp water as they ran.

Suddenly, Rarity was lifted into the air. "Aaaaaaah!"

The other girls looked up. Sonata Dusk was flying with bat wings, which she seemed to have obtained from the magic of this world. Sonata was carrying Rarity higher up.

"Unhand me, you ruffian!" said Rarity.

"Okey dokey!" Sonata dropped Rarity, and she landed with a splash in the swamp water.

Fluttershy ran over to her and kneeled next to her, submerging her lower legs but keeping her dress clear. "Are you all right, Rarity?"

Rarity sat up, coughing and sputtering. She was completely soaked in swamp water. "I'm absolutely filthy and smell rather foul, but other than that, I'm fine."

Rainbow Dash ponied up. "You're taking a bath in that swamp water next!" She flew at Sonata, but Sonata casually blasted her into the swamp water as well. Rainbow Dash groaned as she sat up. "It'll take forever to get this smell out..."

Twilight hadn't seen the sirens in action before, but she was a little intimidated by what just one of them could do. She tried to reassure herself by thinking there was nothing the seven of them couldn't beat together.

Her train of thought was interrupted when she was suddenly showered from above with fish heads and a large amount of fishy water, soaking her from head to foot. She yelped in surprise, wiped her glasses clean, and looked up. Aria Blaze was hovering above her holding an empty bucket upside-down.

"Take that, Princess," she said. "Good luck getting the fish smell out!"

Rainbow Dash flew at Aria, but she blasted her with a magic ball, and Rainbow fell face-first in the swamp water, and her wings, ears, and ponytail disappeared.

"We'll see you at the castle," said Aria.

"Can't we play with them a little while longer?" begged Sonata. "I wanna throw fish heads on one of them too."

"If we stay any longer, they'll beat us. When we beat them we can have all the fun we want!" Aria licked her lips, and she and Sonata flew away.

The girls continued to walk onwards. As they were nearing the end of the swamp, Twilight tripped over a root and fell face-first in the swamp water. She stood up and groaned. Now she not only smelled like fish, but the swamp water as well.

Finally, they exited the swamp and got a clear view of the Dazzlings' castle.