Epilogue
“Heh, that was a pretty awesome party Pinkie held, wasn’t it?” You smile at Rainbow, who’s gone ahead and decided to wrap her forehooves around your neck, gently flapping her wings to keep her level with you as you both walk to your home.
“You kidding? Best party ever!” she exclaims happily, nuzzling her cheek into yours. You chuckle, before returning the gesture, bringing your hand to her other cheek, just barely scratching under her ear.
“Hey, Rainbow, guess what?”
She stops for a moment and looks at you, a smile on her face. “What, Anon?”
“Love you.” You smile back at her, bringing a hand up to slowly run it through her mane as both of you arrive at your house. When you arrive, however, she releases you from her hooves’ grip.
“Oh! I totally forgot! I’ll be right back; I’ve gotta grab something from my house,” she says, quickly speeding off towards Cloudsdale as you reach the front door.
“Always in a hurry, aren’t you Dashie?” You chuckle to yourself, before opening the door and walking inside. It had gotten chillier in the past hours that you had been away, so you walk over to the fireplace and put a few logs on, getting some heat going through the house.
…It’s at this time you realize you’re still without a shirt. Damn, you’re pretty observant, aren’t you, Anon? You chuckle to yourself, standing up and walking over to your bedroom, rummaging through your clothing drawers before pulling out a large, blue sweatshirt.
“…It’s a bit large, but it’ll do,” you say to yourself, slipping the sweatshirt on and pulling it down over your waist. Yeah, this thing was pretty fucking huge on you. You could barely fit your arms through the sleeves. Didn’t matter all that much to you, though; the sweatshirt was thick, which meant you would be warm. And at this point, that’s all you cared about.
Before you leave, however, you walk over to your bed. Kneeling down, you reach your arm under it, feeling around for something… anything…
Aha! There it is! You wrap your hands around the hard, now-cold object, pulling it out from under your bed. It’s a bottle of wine, straight from Las Pegasus. After grabbing the bottle, you walk out of the bedroom, setting the bottle in front of the fireplace before grabbing two wine glasses from the kitchen.
…You don’t even want to COUNT how many favors you had to pull to get these; but tonight seemed as good a night as ever. Hearth’s Warming Eve, spending the night with your bro-turned-girlfriend.
Heh, it’s almost hard to believe, isn’t it? Over the course of just two days, your closest bro turned into someone you couldn’t imagine living without. And yet, after all of the chaos that ensued, you wouldn’t have it any other way. You walk into the living room, setting the two glasses down next to the fire before pouring a small amount of wine into each glass. This was expensive stuff; you wanted to make it last.
Ah… all you needed now was a parlor chair and a large throw rug of a bear or something, and you’d be in business. Fluttershy probably wouldn’t take kindly to that, though…
Your train of thought is interrupted, however, when a knock comes from the door. You smile, setting down your glass of wine and walk over to the door, opening it.
“Hello, Anon…” you hear a playfully seductive voice speak as you open it.
“Rainbow, what is that?” you ask, peering at the strange outfit she was wearing.
“Oh, this?” she asks, winking and striking a seductive pose; it was a black outfit that covered her entire body. You’ve not ever seen her wearing THIS before… “You like it?” It hugs her figure pretty tightly, and despite her usually not wearing clothes anyway, it left very little to the imagination. “I figured I’d try it on again, especially for what I have planned for tonight…” She flashes you a sly grin, walking inside while noticeably swaying her flank side to side as she did so.
…Oh yeah. Tonight was going to be fun.
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED. THE END.
End Epilogue
I TAKING WUTEN OUT FOR NIGHT
HE WANT WRITE CLOP OF FAVORITE PONE, I BRING VODKA
WE PARTY HARD, NOT CARE OF READERS ONE NIGHT
I SHOW HIM THAT EVEN DEAD RUSSIAN PARTY HARDER THAN AMERICAN
~SPIRIT OF STRELNIKOV
EDIT: I COME FROM WUTEN WITH UPDATE
HE SAY GO TO CLOP STORIES STORY IF WANT CLOP
I STILL DON'T GET, WHY HUMAN WANT FUCK BLUE PASTEL HORSE
MAYBE HUMAN IS HORSEFUCKER, I NOT KNOW
Seems legit
Seriously that deserves a stache
Edit: make that two staches
The comments for this story are awesome, even better than miliking the milkmare.
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I was kinda expecting fluttershy to be waiting to leap out of the shadow lol
Sequel perhaps?
Wuten, we both now that this has a buckload of potentiall.
After the vodka party with Mr. Strelnikov, and after the hungover recovery, will you be writing the whole story?
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HE STILL RECOVERING
HE SAY MAYBE, MIGHT BE VODKA TALKING
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Thanks Mr. Strelkinov, have a nice party.
11/10 would end this story again
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WUTEN SAY GET DRUNK WITH STRELNIKOV BETTER NIGHT
I THINK HE STILL RECOVERING FROM HOW THEY SAY GETTING DRUNK UNDER TABLE
STRELNIKOV STILL BETTER AT DRINK THAN SILLY ITALIAN MAN
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HE SAY KEEP WATCHING, MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING IN COMING DAYS
Yes... YES!
This, I shall take it.
Who would want to read a story involving sex with pastel colored ponies? I'd like to think that I would, they occasionally make me rofl, and I might have a thing for clop.
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You have a thing for pastel-colored equines? You're sick!
Na, just kidding, we're all cool here1902500 I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A THING, I'M STILL EXPLORING IT, i'm at week 40.
Now that story is over, I can comment.
It good story.
Sandman give it thumbs-up.
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Glad you enjoyed.
This is my favorite story on this site. I was laughing so hard I was in tears at some points. Well done sir.
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W-what?! Your favorite story on the whole site?!
...I'm... I'm flattered, really I am... Um... thank you!
1737799 I think you forgot something.
Clop.
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Shit!
Scheiße!
Oh, mierda!
Вот дерьмо!
Oh cacas!
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Nutew. Why do you a- OH.
...I still don't get it...
i hereby demand a sequel
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Oh? You demand a sequel? What ever happened to asking politely?
This is a great story :)
Please can you make a sequel to this? :)
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NO
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Well at least I asked politely
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I know
This is great. And somewhat touching. And somewhat hilarious. And somewhat sensual. But all great. Yes indeedy!
Dat ending. Best ending. Only a story like this could actually get away with it. Well done. Also, lol at the Russian guy.
Now off to examine some of your...other works...
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Glad you enjoyed. And to your wanting to read the original greentext version, I have a link to my Pastebin over on my user page. It'll be the paste at the bottom of the page, entitled "Pre-Sonic Boom - Hearth's Warming Eve".
Though this version is so much better than the old one, in my opinion...
2421618 YA THINK!?!?!
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I went with the logic that he's lived in Equestria and been exposed to "ALL DAT KINDNESS" and what-not, so he's a bit more forgiving than a normal human would be in that situation.
AND THEN THEY FUCKED. THE END
then Strelnikov
and my sides reached escape velocity.
Best. Fucking. Ending.
RIP in piece Strelnikov
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Oh... You mean Flutterbitch?
Yeah, she is a slut... I mean look at her! Harboring all those animals in her house... Tsk tsk... I've never seen such a desperate cunt in all my life...
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You're the first. What's your prize, you may ask? Keep reading and find out~
Well...that was interesting, alright. I guess all I can say is...MOAR!
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Glad you enjoyed. And don't worry, there's more. You just have to go find it, is all...
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So why is the rest of the story not on this site? Cause it definitely make this story, that much better.
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That is a lot of greentext to go through and expand upon into prose, mister/miss.
i read it. anon at the few first chapters was kind of annoying. he started acting better by the end though. its an okay story. entertaining and the conflicts were resolved peacefully
where is the rest of the story?
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The clop chapter is on Fimfiction, and if you want to delve into more -dangerous- faggotry of my younger years of writing, you can go to the original version on my Pastebin (link on my profile), or find it in the "Tales to Fap Too - Volume III" by /mlp/.
the pastebin link doesnt work
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Should be working fine now. Enjoy!
FUCK NIGGA, I WANTED SOME CLOP. Whore, slut, bitch, you'll pay for this, karma will fucking kick your ass!
3977371 smart move after all this is a teen rated story I respect that. Clop is good but not necessary to further your story this is a great story so far