Like, he’ll put his stinky gym socks in my locker, and then to get him back I’ll suck his dick when he’s waking up in the morning and totally make sure to swallow afterwards. You should see the look on his face when that happens, it’s so worth it, ha ha!
Like that would discipline him...
“Hey! I have standards!” you protest. Celestia looks to you, then to Rainbow, then to you again. “Given what we’ve just discussed, I’m not sure I believe that.”
: "Hold on! Are you implying something here?"
“Ah, I see,” Celestia mumbles, staring off into the distance. “Please excuse me for a moment.” And with that, she trots over to the corner of the room and begins repeatedly banging her head against the wall.
This is amazingly stupid and I love it
Super creative and superbly written given the obscenely wonky plot constraints. 10/10.
Like that would discipline him...
: "Hold on! Are you implying something here?"
Yeah, sounds reasonable enough.
Could be much longer, but still good