The three ponies obliged with gusto and soon they had six chickens to take back to their village. That means they fingered her butthole 18 times. In rotation of course. Jonah wasn't an animal. After having exercised his righteous will over the populace once again, Jonah did a little jig. And then Cthulu popped out of the broom closet.
*reads description*
So someone turned into Crazy Steve? Yeah, no.
I laughed my ass off at this line.
Edit: Wait... Cthulhu meets Displaced? My inner narcissist says you're making fun of me. I approve.
Gay cthulu