“Sounds good to me,” replied Mirian, “For now let’s just watch these two failures, it's a dumb idea to face a demon, and even dumber to face one on the level of a demon lord.”
Oh god, I can see it now. It's the hotel incident all over again, all we're missing is the magic card man. https://youtu.be/fhSbxmAfoTA
“Let’s see who breaks who, Princess,” Alucard replied while removing his clothes and taking a look every now and then at his boner. ‘Damn I could weaponize this package, and give a new meaning to the phrase eat my dick.’
*baddies realize they are too much maggots to take on Alucard*
baddy number 1: "What do we do?"
baddy number 2: "I know."
*baddies summon the one being who can kill Alucard*
Me: "What the hell do you want?"
bn1: "We have summoned you to kill something."
Me: "Meh, I don't feel like it. One moment while I ask the other three."
*reaches into depths of my mind*
Me: "What do you think?"
RAY: "I like Alucard so no."
Joe: "I'm just a guy on vacation."
Mr. Black: *vaporizes baddies because he is bored* "What were we talking about again?"
Me: "Well, considering you just vaporized our clients, I would say it's a moot point at this time."
i rp as Gabriel Van Helsing/Joe Black/ Mr.Black/ Death so, yeah, we would be summoned but we don't take kindly to baddies summoning us to kill innocents. the only reason we might consider it is because it would be fun to fight him again.
I have a sneaking suspicion... that alucard might not approve of these... "bad guys" antics... i also dont think he will find a good fight in equis... he might need to track down an ursa major if he wants something with a little more fight.
I question the bit about least expected time. After the wedding I would honestly assume any and all important dates need to include a checklist about foiling theoretical invasions/monster of the week drama.
“This time of the year is not safe for us Thestral stallions to be out! The horror, the horror!” Shouted Lapis while fainting on a coach that appeared out of nowhere.
“Let’s see who breaks who, Princess,” Alucard replied while removing his clothes and taking a look every now and then at his boner. ‘Damn I could weaponize this package, and give a new meaning to the phrase eat my dick.’
And here ya go guys, I hope you guys enjoy the chapter, cheers and love :P
Bwhahaha dick joke nice one man you sir are good
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It was great. Love Alucard.
i enjoyed this chapter... probably not as much as alucard did, lucky bastard.
Finally, and still love this Alucard.
This was a GREAT chapter!. I was funny and interesting all at the same time.
Please be Abridged Please be Abridged Please be Abridged
Oh god, I can see it now. It's the hotel incident all over again, all we're missing is the magic card man.
https://youtu.be/fhSbxmAfoTA
I love it
and you didn't use "Bitches love cannons."
missed opportunity oh well still good chap.
i can imagine a hilarious scenario.
*baddies realize they are too much maggots to take on Alucard*
baddy number 1: "What do we do?"
baddy number 2: "I know."
*baddies summon the one being who can kill Alucard*
Me: "What the hell do you want?"
bn1: "We have summoned you to kill something."
Me: "Meh, I don't feel like it. One moment while I ask the other three."
*reaches into depths of my mind*
Me: "What do you think?"
RAY: "I like Alucard so no."
Joe: "I'm just a guy on vacation."
Mr. Black: *vaporizes baddies because he is bored* "What were we talking about again?"
Me: "Well, considering you just vaporized our clients, I would say it's a moot point at this time."
i rp as Gabriel Van Helsing/Joe Black/ Mr.Black/ Death so, yeah, we would be summoned but we don't take kindly to baddies summoning us to kill innocents. the only reason we might consider it is because it would be fun to fight him again.
I have a sneaking suspicion... that alucard might not approve of these... "bad guys" antics... i also dont think he will find a good fight in equis... he might need to track down an ursa major if he wants something with a little more fight.
Those poor stallions...
I question the bit about least expected time. After the wedding I would honestly assume any and all important dates need to include a checklist about foiling theoretical invasions/monster of the week drama.
Once again an amazing chapter, I truly cannot hey enough of this fic
Houston we have NO problems.
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You know... You know that ain't gonna work, right Celly? He'll just regrow it.
Celestia good luck trying to kill the king of the vampires.
........ahhhh so it's that time of the year
Your alive
Alucard is also scrodinger so.... good luck
I kinda want to see Saras show up as a human just so she can see her master as a pony
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Which Hellsing? Impure Souls (OG Anime)? Ultimate? Abridged?
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Abridged. I didn't know there were others......
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WEll....They have to Abridge something........
I suggest seeing the original anime first, then Ultimate.
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Didn't know thats what abridged meant.
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Abridge; Verb
shorten (a piece of writing) without losing the sense.
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......
Ok, now I really feel like an idiot.......
On the bright side, I learned something! I like learning things.....
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Don't we all?
Like Alucard learning how it feels to do Luna..............
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More I must have more
More please
I require more of the Unholy King.
Plz More please
Finally, out of the clinic, a new chapter is done and under editing, I'm BACK!
Haha, I'm in tears
Indeed jackpot for Luna. Celestia get supernova ♡
Alucard is my hero
'She's looking at me like I grew a second head...'
Looks down at massive boner
'Huh, suppose I have...'
Crackfics are a lot of silly fun, now it's juicy silly fun. Or was it from the time blood flowed?