Rambo Apple, a cousin of Applejack's father Elstar, crawls onto the farm one day, looking for Applejack's father. But what has he been doing for the past eight years, and why is there a bounty on his head?
A/N: This story has been bouncing around in my head ever since I learned that Rambo was a type of apple. The story draws pretty heavily on "First Blood", but I like to think I have added enough pony and enough new things to make everyone happy.
Please tell me that you're including the speech at the end.
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Whoa there. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Everything good comes to those who wait...
1025693 I just want to make sure that you're not omitting the best part.