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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Me: *Reads Description* "Sounds like fun!" *unzips pants*

*Sees Author*

Me: "oh........Well, then" *rezips pants, grabs popcorn!*

9251525
A wise decision.

There's a couple of youtube clips that sums up my feelings perfectly.

It's strange that I want more.
Derpy learning, Twilight learning, Vinyl and Octavia (I can see the result of them being music notes), Applejack (apple-SEED [I know the joke is bad, but I'mnot apologising]), Luna and Celestia, Berry Punch.

I could go on for days.

Ok, what the fuck? How? What? Wut? I'm so confused and aroused at the same time, send help please.

9251536
Don't question it, just embrace it.

I nearly fucking cried, and that's not an embellishment whatsoever. Worth every single penny, fucking loved it!

Honestly I haven't laughed like that at a story in months, this outdoes the original by a mile.

Go commission Anonpencil!

I-I mean, if you wanna.

9251554
Hey man, it was your suggestion! I'm just glad you liked it. :heart:

9251529
Also this. An entire series dedicated to experimenting on Anon's dangly parts and discovering strange magical girl blowjob powers sounds wonderful.

What in the world are Applejacks blowjobs like?

I don’t care how many dislikes I get, but.....
















who the hell is anon

9251558
SOMEONE AGREED WITH ME!!!

9251557
It is spelled Voyeurism

Fluttershy what the absolute fuck? Well that aside it was a nice piece. One thing though:

“B-but I’ve never…” Pinkie stutters out.

I think you meant Fluttershy, right?

Blowjobs from her are like extreme sports where you’re not sure if you’re going to break something or nut so hard you open a portal to another dimension.

I smell potential.

9251683
You know, I actually remember specifically fixing that one. I guess I didn't hit save or something? Ugh. Fixed now.


9251703
Yep! Good call, fixed.

Elements of Blowjobs confirmed canon

9251557

9251554
So you both share the blame for the damage to my sides. A like and fav as promised. Thanks folks.

9251558
Please do this.

Please.

Please so much.

I want this in my life.

I'll even help if you want.

Please I need this. I haven't laughed at fimfic stories in a while, but Blowjob Adventures: The Series is phenomenal

9252802
Rarity's specialty is making sure her partner is as hard as diamonds.

Crap, I might actually end up writing this now.

I'd hate to see what would happen if pinkie coached applejack...

9251580
It's you. You're Anon.

9251580

Anon, or Anonymous, is a character of the archetype known as "Everyman", or perhaps more appropriately, "Anyman". Often used in second-person POV fics to simulate 'your' involvement in the story, Anon has become its own character, oftentimes with a personality somewhat loosely-to-incredibly based off of an average of 4chan users' likes and dislikes and what they consider trendy and hip in their own community. (Our own community, bronies, was founded in 4chan's /b/ board years ago.)

As such, Anon referred to in the third person like a proper character is of the latter more often than not, and Anon referred to as 'you' in the second person represents a story you're meant to think of yourself in Anon's place for.

9253307
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now I get it

A Mhore? A Whale? … okay that second one doesn’t work too well.

Oh, I think it works. (Wails) :trollestia:

God damnit
and that's why we can't trust womynz

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9253307
There are two kinds of answers.

“Wowie zowie Anon, way to look a gift horse in the mouth!”

Uhh. Okay

Oh... Oh my lord, Pencil...

Well... THAT was certainly unexpected! Fucking awesome, guy!

Never change, Pencil.

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