When a strange stable ends up in the possession of a local consulting firm, it's up to the wasteland's best middle manger to micromanage the hell out of its assessment.
Too bad that the story ended like it did, I quite liked it, and the scene with the tragic backstory even made me laugh out loud, but the end... Ehhh too "roflmao wtfbbq" for my taste. Poke me if you ever write a "serious" tale of a middle manegement pony!
"he hadn’t realized that until a swarm of test subject had been lost to his trial batch." You forgot your plural s " he had attempted to conduct a case study on deathclaws" If this is Fallout Equestria based on Kkats setting should it be Hellhounds "crashing against its frame and revealing yet another empty storage locker" You forgot a period in the end of this sentence
Still life wasn’t too terrible. His years of wandering, and attempting to recruit lab assistants, had given him a pretty good grasp on the art of bullshitting. With this, he had managed to land himself a pretty sweet middle management position at a niche firm which did a lot of local consulting work.
Oh sure, the firm in question was a raider gang, the middle management position was that of gang boss, and the consultant jobs usually involved him shooting something. But hey, work was work and somepony needed to put food on the table.
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Nine Millimetre rolled her eyes. “Every time we go on one of these things you always mention rape. It’s really fucking weird, dude.”
Too bad that the story ended like it did, I quite liked it, and the scene with the tragic backstory even made me laugh out loud, but the end... Ehhh too "roflmao wtfbbq" for my taste. Poke me if you ever write a "serious" tale of a middle manegement pony!
"he hadn’t realized that until a swarm of test subject had been lost to his trial batch." You forgot your plural s
" he had attempted to conduct a case study on deathclaws" If this is Fallout Equestria based on Kkats setting should it be Hellhounds
"crashing against its frame and revealing yet another empty storage locker" You forgot a period in the end of this sentence
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Look some ponies pick the wild wasteland perk and some don't.
Unfortunately, Jingo was born with it.
Anyways, thanks for the feedback.
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Also what the actual fuck