I ran the other way, behind me, the guards shouting for me to halt, while chasing me with spears. Bursting from a hedge, I see a cliff, welp, time to skiddadle skidoodle, flying right over the edge, I use my power over randomness to save me from my fall.
everyone get ready for some gringe SKIDAADLE SKADOODLE your dick is now a noodle!
OMNI:Funny thing is I was listening to "Megalo Strike back" while reading this...
everyone get ready for some gringe SKIDAADLE SKADOODLE your dick is now a noodle!
*starts mumbling about reclaiming a certain HOLY LAND for the pope*