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Unwhole Hole


Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

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Rarity dyes her mane pink for a charity ball.

To avoid sending the whole town into a panic, she publishes this fact in the local newspaper.

Unfortunately, homophones happen.

Chapters (14)
Comments ( 39 )

I love this story so much oh my God it's so well written. 💖💖💖💖💖

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So...if ponies don't have breasts, who's the ball for the benefit of?

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Trixie is ridiculous. We love her.

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Stoning? Rock ponies are strange.

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Fluttershy is scary.

Wait, what was that about Big Mac?

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The misunderstandings are great. As is Trixie's stupidity.

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Pinkie is disturbing. Isn't it great?

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Oh, this is gonna be great...

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Goddamn Earth Ponies.

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Poor Time Turner. That was some terrifying interrogation.

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Trixie, go die in a fire.

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Poor dumb Sweetie. Still in denial

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Everyone in this town is an idiot. Yay!

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Well, that was bizarre. Good job.

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And all's well that ends well. I think.

Feel the burn, Twilight! Burn!

Never have I been on a story this early, so let me say that this NEEDS to be featured. Also have a like and fave.

Next day, Applejack's copy hits the paper:

Vain Fashion Diva Changes Color Again: Celebrate with an apple from the Sweet Apple Acres wagon in the Ponyville market square. Sweet Apple Acres is home to all of your apple-based goods from A-Quality Cider to Zap Apple Jam. Come on by and buy some today! And some more words to bring the advertisement up to minimum length and we're done.

HAHA... CAN'T... HA... BREATHE. I'M DYEING!

I could literally envision the interrogation in my head XD it was amazing

Hah, *headthunk*, ow. Hah, *headthunk*, ow.

Love how Starlights just like oh, thats what happened.

Does Rainbow actually think about the words she says? The jury's still out on that.

Aw, it's always nice to see Twilight get revenge on stupid ponies. Happy ending all around!

I laughed, I laughed so hard at this.

What does eyeing a mane have to do with a charity ball?:rainbowhuh:

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It is a situation where the rich and powerful (aka white unicorns) donate goods or money to attend a charity ball. In this case their manes are dyed to show solidarity with the cause of the charity, which is represented by that color.

One might think that ponies acting like idiots due to a homophone might get old quickly. One would be underestimating your power. This was more hilarious than it had any right to be. Plus, now I understand the whole "hairless as an alicorn" thing.

I actually laughed out loud thanks to Applejack. Headlock indeed.

I see you, meta-reference.

I love it when a Quest comes together.

If only one could give mire than one like....

“Well- -the thought never occurred to me! But it certainly does explain why the busts never fit correctly…”

“And you said this thing is a ball, right?”

“Yes. A charity ball.”

“Well, then, wouldn’t it make more sense to have it for testicular cancer instead?”

I laughed so hard at this.

The light shifted slightly, and the face of a mare appeared in the glow. When he realized that it was Pinkie Pie, Time Turner realized that he was, as they said in the Crystal Empire- -usually concerning Shining Armor- -royally screwed.

Now that's comedy

Loving Ewe 2: Electric Sheep Boogaloo!

I was expecting them to find Spike had offed himself inside the castle. It even feels like there was a setup for that which got suddenly cut. Quite an amusing read!

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