It had the viscosity of water, but the consistency and taste of buttered bear

How would implicitly herbivore ponies know what bear tasted like? Come to think of it, how do you know what it tastes like? ...Actually, never mind, Imma not question this.

Nitpicking aside, this is a deliciously sweet yet saucy clop so far.

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It's fixed now. This is the second bear that I put through unfortunate actions.

“—Little filly, all alone in Canterlot, only one mare to look up to? Trixie ships it.”

I love this line

Amazing stuff, well done!

- walks in - ... sorry I'm late, but the bookstore had this discount thing going, with all comic books and stuff, and since you weren't in your room, I thought I'd time to make some 'apologizing for being late'-cookies and- ... ... ... Trixie...? Starlight? Twilight?!
- lazily opens one eye - Girls...? Go get him!