"I wonder, if you take enough sticks after you kill a timberwolf, will it still reform?" When I'm alone I talk to myself out loud and I don't know why. Perhaps I'm really speaking to an invisible audience. Or to God himself. Which leads to the question, why are we here? Are we just a cosmic coincidence? Or is there really someone up there? I don't know but that shit keeps me up at night.
You see my brain's on auto-pilot at this point as I walk through the forest cold and wet. There's barely any sunlight so my armor can't be dried and water has gone into a very uncomfortable place. Overall it's been pretty shitty the last couple o' hours.
I should probably make myself a makeshift shelter or find that one castle thing out here. I could build a shelter inside the castle for shits and giggles. Would it be called shelter-ception or just having a base inside of a large building. Fuck if I know. This is going to take a long time to find the castle and even longer to build a home. Too bad this ain't Fortnite.
Well I guess I should pick up the pace.
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It's been a couple weeks since our last long talk brain and I suppose were due for another one. I guess a recap is in order. We found the castle after a days walk and started to set up a makeshift camp. A few more after that I finished the outside walls and went to work on the interior. We've just finished and met a friendly neighborhood black pers- I mean zebra! Yes zebra! Totally what I was going to say. Don't worry about it. I couldnt understand a word she said but that's ok! (Please don't think I'm racist because of this, I blame the slight accent).
This has been a scheduled update from your friendly neighbourhood arms dealer!
That's it? It was stupid! It was dumb! It was...short.
...I loved it! Lolol
Get the reference? Xp
Red vs Blue, season one episode one. Literally one of the first sentences in the great epic.
Double the cookies if anyone can get the second reference I made since I made a typo and didn't feel like correcting the authors note.
Yes please update more
Statement: RvB reference.
No why are we in the middle of a box canyon with a base on either side in the middle of nowhere?
Lol black per I mean zebra totally 😆 🤣 WTF