Because sometimes you don't want an epic tale about how things got to that point, y'know? Or to put it another way, this story gets to the meat (heh) of the matter.
Wow I wouldn't have pegged Applejack for being a kinky one.
8446634
I think all the Mane 6 are.
File under "things you don't want the police interrogators to say to you".
8447065Hopefully you're not planning on snogging the police investigators. Although if that's your kink...
"Well, there's all sorts of weird, Sugarcube, so is there any sort you'd rather have? Or should I just start with the hot pepper sauce on my hoof?"
That's definitely a weird way to cuddle!
8447230
Is there apple-based hot sauce?
8447675
I like it slow and weird.
Instant like, fave, and follow. But are you sure you didn't mean short and weird, hm?
8448150
Instant like, fave, and follow.
But are you sure you didn't mean short and weird, hm?
AJ's too nice a pony to call him short.
8696829
You: "Fortunately for you, I happen to be both."
8925089It's AJ's lucky day.
Wow I wouldn't have pegged Applejack for being a kinky one.
8446634
I think all the Mane 6 are.
File under "things you don't want the police interrogators to say to you".
8447065
Hopefully you're not planning on snogging the police investigators. Although if that's your kink...
"Well, there's all sorts of weird, Sugarcube, so is there any sort you'd rather have? Or should I just start with the hot pepper sauce on my hoof?"
That's definitely a weird way to cuddle!
8447230
Is there apple-based hot sauce?
8447675
Instant like, fave, and follow. But are you sure you didn't mean short and weird, hm?
8448150
AJ's too nice a pony to call him short.
8696829
You: "Fortunately for you, I happen to be both."
8925089
It's AJ's lucky day.