Curiosity strikes Celestia thanks to an offhoof comment from Twilight regarding human slang. Now, she seeks that rarest of all treasures. Celestia will get as much of it as she can handle thanks to a little help from Discord. After all, who doesn't love getting some tail? Especially when you can come into direct contact with it?
(Based on a prompt given to me by Anzel...for some reason)
Why?
Oh my god Tammy. You never cease to amaze me (hurr hurr) with how you write naughty things in such a tasteful way to make me laugh without blushing toooo much. Just finished reading this aloud to Anzel as we are in the car—though we laughed several times, I am pleased to say we didn't crash.
Also love the totally believable concept that Celestia has had plenty of time to explore all sorts of fetishes.
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Reasons
Get that tail!
Ok
Man, that's one pony I'd like to blow!
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What ever floats your floatie...
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Why?
Turning a silly prompt into a sense-making story is not the easiest, and you've done it enticingly well here.
I have no regrets putting you up to this. You rose to the occasion again and I love it!
Great work =D