I have never been more proud of a chapter title in my entire life.

Also, feel free to read along with Atylonisus as he reads Pin the Tail on the Griffon!
Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Dat chapter. XD

Okay...
First, the chapter title sent me into a laughing fit
Then, as soon as I recovered from the laughing fit, I burst out laughing again about 5 seconds later when Gideon decided to deal with his depression by wanking
Then, as soon as I recovered from THAT laughing fit, the midair-cartwheel-orgasm set me off yet again
Then finally I burst out laughing again at the fact that the bakery's security system is basically designed to sexually assault any trespassers

So basically, this was the funniest thing I've read all day

DID SOMEONE SAY YAOI?!
You have my attention.

Very amusing.

>Gideon-kun
>Rainbow Jap?

The tall, slender Cherry Cake and her stout husband Cheese Cake were off at a plot contrivance convention, leaving Bubble Berry to mind the store in their absence.

You owe me a new screen protector. I'm totally stealing that line.

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Thanks. I am rather proud of that one.
It was originally going to be a cooking convention, but let's be honest. The only reason why they're gone is so they won't disturb the boys while they play.

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">Gideon-kun
>Rainbow Jap?"
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mcnuggies
I'm not above referencing memes if I think they're funny. Part of me finds it hilarious that Gideon would be turned on by that.
I'm waiting for the fan art of Rainbow Blitz as Grimace to start pouring in.
JK.

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"So basically, this was the funniest thing I've read all day."

And it's not even noon yet!
But seriously, thanks for all the feedback!
I love reading what people like or don't like about my stories.

Things are getting pretty rapey around here lately...

Ooo, can you smell the future? I can, and it holds many fps! faps per second

Wait so the cakes built a security system designed to allow their eager young ward to rape people? That is messed up

yaoi
why do I read this
you know why

wellllllll

Rape. I Rape. Rape Good. Rape Feel Good. I Am Now Realizing How F*cked Up This Comment Is. Sh*t.