"Jesus, Ian, only Pinkie Pie can randomly burst into song and get away with it, haven't you learned anything?"
"But what about the time everypony was at the gala and-"
"Pinkie Pie was also there, making it acceptable."
Ian was still holding ice over his black eye, two days after the party.
"Well, still. They could have at least not locked us up in this dungeon."
"I don't even know why I'm here! I was trying to stop you!"
"You were trying to shoot yourself with a party cannon!"
"Well, I was stopping it for me, at least."
As you may have guessed, the song did not go over too well, and the comedy duo was rotting in prison. The Teleporting Fat Pony was last rumored too be seen fleeing on the train to Manehaten. Applebloom was going through a trauma course, and Twilight Sparkle was really pissed at Ian.
"Also, dude, you don't brag about having sex through song. While I'm sure The Lonely Island would be very proud of you-"
"Look, I get it. I messed up. But let's not just focuse on me! You are just as much to blame for this mess!"
"Dude, I didn't do anything wrong!"
"You exploded Lyra's ovaries."
"That was an accident, and she's not pressing charges, so we're cool. She just made us promise to visit her in the hospital, which we can't now since we're locked up in mother firetrucking jail!"
Ian thought long and hard about this.
"You ate all the ice cream that one time."
"HOW THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO INSTANCES EVEN RELATED?!"
"I dunno, you're the furry, you tell me!"
"AGAIN, TWO TOTALLY UNRELATED-"
"Hey, mare, quite fighting. Somepony paid your bail." The Jailor opened Ian and Anthony's holding cell.
"Really? I wonder who!"
"Hey guys!"
Ian and Anthony looked around to see where that voice was coming from.
"Down here!"
The two looked down to see a purple dragon staring up at them.
"Hey! I'm Spike- OOF!"
Ian and Anthony both bearhugged Spike.
"OHMYGOD THANK YOU FOR SAVING US FROM THAT PRISON! I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DIE IN THERE!"
"OHSWEETJESUS THANK YOU SO MUCH SPIKE PLEASE TELL TWILIGHT THAT SHE'S THE BEST (and only) SEX I'VE EVER HAD!"
Spike sniffed the air. "Phew, something smells!"
"Oh yeah, we didn't shower for the last two days."
Spike gagged and slipped out of the two unwashed former inmates' grasps and fell to the ground. "Why the heck haven't you showered?"
"We're not sure how it works here, but in our prisons, you generally want to avoid dropping the soap, and we were not willing to take that chance."
Spike was about to ask why, but then came to the realization he probably didn't want to know.
"Anyway, I wanted to show you guys something! I'm a huge fan!"
Ian sighed and rolled his eyes. "Who isn't around here?"
Spike and the two ponies returned to Twilight's house. Ian had to sneak in through the window.
"Ok, Twilight's not home!" Spike slipped under Twilight's bed and opened a trapdoor. "Come on down!"
Ian and Anthony obliged, and entered the door.
"Uh..."
On the left side of the room, it was dedicated to Rarity. Posters, very accurate drawings, pieces of her hair and her belongings were strewn about. On the other side was posters of smosh, a computer with the smosh website set up, and the fanfic "milk"in another window that just happened to be open. The two shrines were split down the middle of the room perfectly.
"This is the creepiest f**king thing ever," Ian said, trying to escape, but Spike stopped him.
"NO! You can't leave! You owe me, I bailed you out!" Ian sighed, and walked back into the creepy shrine room.
"What do you want us to do?"
Spike smiled fiendishly. "Reenact 'Milk.'"
"Oh good one, I was-" Spike was starting up an enema machine that was filled with milk.
"Oh Jesus, he's not kidding."
930081 Your welcome!
930148 I will I assure you.
930158 Thanks! I'll try...
930842 Thanks!
931405 I'm not buying you new pants, that's all I'm sayin'
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FIRST after only 60 sec after he uploded
931928 Wonderful! I actually have people firsting me! Today is a good day
931949 yes... yes it is
DESCENDED TO BARRELZ YOU SAY?
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Not for long...
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Man this is the best story to come home to!
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(I know I am am posting this a bit late, but I give an equal amount of f***s as '60's Spiderman does. AKA, none.)
This is the third funniest thing ever
Keep the awsomeness coming man.
932432
then,, what are the first and the second?
What?
I now want to know what 'Milk' is....but I'm scared....
Wait a minute....
A FANFIC WITHIN A FANFIC?!
I just read the opening of the milk fanfic and it is BUCKING WEIRD
932049 It's a fucking weird ass fanfic... don't read it.
932279 Thank you! That means a lot
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932432 What are the first and second?
932564 I'll try!
933213 In the butt.
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933523 But dad! I DON'T CAHRE!
933535 Damn right.
Well, I'm sure they'll get out of this one...I have a bad feeling about this. I need MORE! Um, that is, please?
931949
And I keep telling ppl they'll get banned but it seems I'm the only one who did just because I first'd for my first time!
Great story tho! (Now I need to read 'Milk'):twilightsmile:
BARRES! IT WAS THE BARRELS IDEA TO MAKE THEM DO MILK!
936296 Shit! You know!
936296....Barrels? What? Seriously i've never read Milk and I have no idea what barrels have to do with anything.
I just jizzed in my pants.... Fanfic milk..... Really.
The helluva is dis "milk"?
i read the first paragraph of "milk", and i barfed on my ipad, and it somehow opened up Divinipedia! weird, right?
THE BARRELS F**KING DID THIS, DIDNT THEY?!?!?!?!?!
Oh jesus do I want to know? XD
heheh
Sweet lord it's a pingas lord!!!!!