I Found My Laptop! Now I Can Write ¢r@pp¥ Stories On It Again Instead of Packing for BronyCon!

by Super Trampoline

Fight Rarity, Fight!

Rarity would not stand for these murderous attacks on her sister. She teleported out of the castle with a machete and started hacking away at the soldiers. Just like how Samson killed a thousand men with a donkey's jawbone, so did Rarity go on the fiercest of rampages, slicing off soldiers' heads, legs, elbows, hooves, breasts, and penises. I can say penis since this is rated teen, and the word appears in a non-sexual context, although if we're going to get Freudian, perhaps this castration represents a release of anger at her dad by Rarity? At any rate, it was a fucking massacre. Scores of ponies sent to their death by Celestia for her mad reactionary cause. A real shame. But after twenty minutes, it was all over. Rarity had defeated the assassins. Sweetie Bot was safe.

Author's Note:

It looked something like this, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse: