Pinkie Pie's coltfriend get's kidnapped, in this tense thriller I ate in an hour. Oops I mean wrote in an hour at an the West Valley Branch of the LA Library.
NOTE: They don't let you save pictures on Library Computers so I added the cover art afterwards but I picked it during the hour I was logged in.
Yeah, it's pretty obvious I ran out of time
Not even into the story yet and I'm already laughing
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I would have thought Pinkie would have gone to the University of Florida since then she could get a gator plushy rather than a bull.
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I'm going to break my rule about editing these after I first publish them to add that
Truly the greatest tragedy of our generation.
8354039 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Majin Syeekoh? Is that you?
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Majin wishes his stories were this dumb
Eh- hardly belongs on Plan 9 except for the trollfic section. Not that it really changes the purpose of adding it.
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Did I add it or somepony else?
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You did