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Everyone knows Rainbow Dash is free game to be shipped with anyone and everyone, but what happens when she gets shipped with the concept of 'shipping' itself? It's a serious look at a parody-like concept.

First Published
3rd Dec 2011
Last Modified
25th Dec 2011
#1 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

da fuk was that?

Da fuck did I just read?

............:pinkiehappy:

#2 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I am thoroughly amazed. And a lllleeeeeeeeeeeetle creeped out, but still amazed. You even covered all the bases of what such a fetish would entail. Take all of these fucking stars, every single one.

#3 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Wow. Thank you for almost murdering me with laughter. Jerk.

You win everything. Every single one of my internets.

The scary part is, I sorta want to ship myself somewhere now. :rainbowhuh:

#4 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

That...made a really awkward sort of sense:unsuresweetie:. Maybe. Great writing, though.:twilightblush:

#5 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

ITS TRUE SHE CAN BE SHIPPED WITH EVERYTHING EVEN SHIPPING ITSELF

#6 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

What did I just read? :rainbowhuh:

#8 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

what?

5/5.

... WHAT?!

#9 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Don't like it, I presume?

It's alright. Can't please everyone. Hope you have a nice day anyway.

#10 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>48876

I maintain a strict policy of: Rating up when I like something and it's amazing, not rating at all when I don't like it but it's well done, and rating down when it's fucking awful.

Everyone should do this. This is well-written, you're just maaaaaaayud.

#11 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

And for the record, I can give him as many stars as I damn well fuckin' please.

#12 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>48877

It's not a matter of "I don't like it". It's a matter of "wat".

#13 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>48887 Was talking to Idle, but that's cool. It is a kinda weird story, the idea came from a post on a forum.

Have a nice day.

#14 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Well, it was definitely weird, and not my cup of tea, but it wasn't bad. I'd give it a  3 due to there being no spelling errors, which is a rarity, and it was very descriptive.

#15 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

It was an incredibly absurd idea, yet it somehow... worked. I found myself laughing harder than I should have.

#16 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:derpytongue2: You get 4.5 stars from me for sheer guts in writing this and making it hilarious. :pinkiehappy:

#17 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:D omg, i want moaaaaaaaaaaaar

looooooooool at the beginning, when i read the desc. i didnt get what it meant, but now i do

#18 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

At first I thought this was going to be some sort of clop fic and almost stopped reading, but this was hilarious.  Rainbow Dash shipped with shipping itself.

#19 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

AHAHAHA!.... wait.... I hope this aint molestia universe.

#20 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

What is it about Rainbow Dash and bizarre puns? And just how soaked is it possible to get on your own inside an otherwise empty box? Heat-related sweat is one thing, but...

Oh, and also, :facehoof:

#21 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowlaugh: I love puns so much. I was just going to ship her with a potted plant or something, but this is a way better take on the cliché.

#22 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I...You...

Yes.

...

Yes.

It's the best concept I have seen, and definitely the best approach to it. It's bucking serious, but it's a bucking parody as well.

Some would say bucking pointless.

But, as the genius, insane and deceased mind of Sarah Kane would say,

Pointless Bucking.

That's how much I loved it. I even quoted HER.

You sir, are a great writer. The story itself maybe lacks some of the great things, but you truly do how to make a random, short piece of comedy.

Last piece of comedy of this calibre I read had to do with second person and you being inanimate objects engaging with ponies in perfectly normal activities, but it was told in such a way...Well, let's just say, you didn't know what Luna was sucking on until you were told you were a bottle in the end.

#23 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

.....WAT.

I don't even...

XD

#24 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Second line and I saw what was coming. I lol'd. XD I have no IDEA what made you write this, and it's weirder than weird... I liked it. :moustache: Also...the thrill fetish thing oddly mades sense for Dash... :rainbowlaugh:

#25 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Also, 5/5 because I was thoroughly amused!! :D

#26 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh:

my entire reaction.

#27 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:derpyderp2:

My initial reaction. I guess it's true, then. RD could be shipped with anything, anypony and any...action I guess.

Yo Dawg, I heard you liked shipping, so I put a shipping in your shipping while your ship ships!

#28 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

rofl 5/5 stars

#29 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

My mind is so full of fuck right now I will use an image to express how awesome this is.

That is all.

#30 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

what is this i don't even...

WHO THE FUCK GETS OFF BY BEING CARRIED IN A BOX?!

Roy
#31 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I didn't expect something like this... And it was only after Celestia said it that I realized what this story was all about.

The amount of sipping stories I like can be counted on one hand but this one definitely deserves a place in that list for the brilliant idea. 5/5

#32 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh dear lord, I can't stop laughing.

#33 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Lul wut:derpyderp1:

most amusing though. Short and sweet

#34 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>I have a semi now.

>Whyboner

#35 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:applejackconfused::derpyderp1::rainbowderp::twilightoops:

#36 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowhuh:  What is...I don't even....wow.  Dunno whether to laugh or be confuzzled, so I think I'll do both...

:rainbowlaugh::derpyderp1:

#37 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is about the longest drawing out of a pun I've even seen.

I love it! :rainbowlaugh:

#38 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

..........Uh.......um...........ah...Wat?

Uh...um...*shattering glass* :derpytongue2:

You are full of win...and a very weird idea source...but mostly win!

And now, I sign off!

Godspeed you magnificent bastard-BlazingShadowBrony

#39 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh THAT kind of shipping. i thought this was gonna be some sort of ship-ception.  and i was real curious as to how dash would date a concept. but this makes more sense. :moustache: lol

#40 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I'm not the only one who created one of these meta concepts. I'm trying to convince my friends to post their own work. I can't seem to convince them, though.

#41 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Well, that was different.

:rainbowkiss: x Boxes is now in my headcanon, I don't care how little sense it makes.

#42 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I've been waiting for someone to do a fic like this. Nice work with the play on words. :rainbowlaugh:

#43 · 158w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This was so awesome. Pony faces cannot express my happiness, laughter, bewilderment, and sheer love for this story. But they can try.

:derpytongue2::derpyderp2::pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss::scootangel::twilightblush::twilightsmile::twilightsheepish::trollestia::heart::coolphoto::raritystarry::trixieshiftright:

#44 · 158w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>48877 Whoops. No, I did like it, my reaction was more "wut" than anything. Very odd take... but well written. The 5/5 was the stars I gave. :P

#45 · 158w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

At first, when I read the summary, I thought "shipped with shipping. What?" and clicked out of morbid curiosity.

About ten seconds later, I started laughing my head off as it all became clear. The ending was a tad abrupt, but apart for that, I have nothing to object about.

5 stars. Take 'em all.

#46 · 158w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

this is brilliant, but I'm not sure how... except it is. Rather meta concept, here. :rainbowlaugh:

#47 · 158w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

didn't see that coming lol though now that i think of it, dash doing something like that doesn't seem all that unlikely :rainbowwild:

#48 · 158w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>49870 my thoughts exactly

#49 · 158w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Did..

She...

What....?

:facehoof:

#50 · 158w, 4d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>49716Have you ever considered shipping dash with dash?

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