da fuk was that?

Da fuck did I just read?

............

I am thoroughly amazed. And a lllleeeeeeeeeeeetle creeped out, but still amazed. You even covered all the bases of what such a fetish would entail. Take all of these fucking stars, every single one.

Wow. Thank you for almost murdering me with laughter. Jerk.

You win everything. Every single one of my internets.

The scary part is, I sorta want to ship myself somewhere now.

That...made a really awkward sort of sense. Maybe. Great writing, though.

ITS TRUE SHE CAN BE SHIPPED WITH EVERYTHING EVEN SHIPPING ITSELF

What did I just read?

lol

what?

5/5.

... WHAT?!

Don't like it, I presume?

It's alright. Can't please everyone. Hope you have a nice day anyway.

>>4887648876

I maintain a strict policy of: Rating up when I like something and it's amazing, not rating at all when I don't like it but it's well done, and rating down when it's fucking awful.

Everyone should do this. This is well-written, you're just maaaaaaayud.

And for the record, I can give him as many stars as I damn well fuckin' please.

>>4887748877

It's not a matter of "I don't like it". It's a matter of "wat".

>>4888748887 Was talking to Idle, but that's cool. It is a kinda weird story, the idea came from a post on a forum.

Have a nice day.

Well, it was definitely weird, and not my cup of tea, but it wasn't bad. I'd give it a  3 due to there being no spelling errors, which is a rarity, and it was very descriptive.

It was an incredibly absurd idea, yet it somehow... worked. I found myself laughing harder than I should have.

You get 4.5 stars from me for sheer guts in writing this and making it hilarious.

:D omg, i want moaaaaaaaaaaaar

looooooooool at the beginning, when i read the desc. i didnt get what it meant, but now i do

At first I thought this was going to be some sort of clop fic and almost stopped reading, but this was hilarious.  Rainbow Dash shipped with shipping itself.

AHAHAHA!.... wait.... I hope this aint molestia universe.

What is it about Rainbow Dash and bizarre puns? And just how soaked is it possible to get on your own inside an otherwise empty box? Heat-related sweat is one thing, but...

Oh, and also,

I love puns so much. I was just going to ship her with a potted plant or something, but this is a way better take on the cliché.

I...You...

Yes.

...

Yes.

It's the best concept I have seen, and definitely the best approach to it. It's bucking serious, but it's a bucking parody as well.

Some would say bucking pointless.

But, as the genius, insane and deceased mind of Sarah Kane would say,

Pointless Bucking.

That's how much I loved it. I even quoted HER.

You sir, are a great writer. The story itself maybe lacks some of the great things, but you truly do how to make a random, short piece of comedy.

Last piece of comedy of this calibre I read had to do with second person and you being inanimate objects engaging with ponies in perfectly normal activities, but it was told in such a way...Well, let's just say, you didn't know what Luna was sucking on until you were told you were a bottle in the end.

.....WAT.

I don't even...

XD

Second line and I saw what was coming. I lol'd. XD I have no IDEA what made you write this, and it's weirder than weird... I liked it. Also...the thrill fetish thing oddly mades sense for Dash...

Also, 5/5 because I was thoroughly amused!! :D

my entire reaction.

My initial reaction. I guess it's true, then. RD could be shipped with anything, anypony and any...action I guess.

Yo Dawg, I heard you liked shipping, so I put a shipping in your shipping while your ship ships!

rofl 5/5 stars

My mind is so full of fuck right now I will use an image to express how awesome this is.

Image: http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/muai_2006/Reactions/Pinky/898.png

That is all.

what is this i don't even...

WHO THE FUCK GETS OFF BY BEING CARRIED IN A BOX?!

I didn't expect something like this... And it was only after Celestia said it that I realized what this story was all about.

The amount of sipping stories I like can be counted on one hand but this one definitely deserves a place in that list for the brilliant idea. 5/5

Oh dear lord, I can't stop laughing.

Lul wut

most amusing though. Short and sweet

>I have a semi now.

>Whyboner

  What is...I don't even....wow.  Dunno whether to laugh or be confuzzled, so I think I'll do both...

This is about the longest drawing out of a pun I've even seen.

I love it!

..........Uh.......um...........ah...Wat?

Uh...um...*shattering glass*

You are full of win...and a very weird idea source...but mostly win!

And now, I sign off!

Godspeed you magnificent bastard-BlazingShadowBrony

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh THAT kind of shipping. i thought this was gonna be some sort of ship-ception.  and i was real curious as to how dash would date a concept. but this makes more sense. lol

I'm not the only one who created one of these meta concepts. I'm trying to convince my friends to post their own work. I can't seem to convince them, though.

Well, that was different.

x Boxes is now in my headcanon, I don't care how little sense it makes.

I've been waiting for someone to do a fic like this. Nice work with the play on words.

This was so awesome. Pony faces cannot express my happiness, laughter, bewilderment, and sheer love for this story. But they can try.

>>4887748877 Whoops. No, I did like it, my reaction was more "wut" than anything. Very odd take... but well written. The 5/5 was the stars I gave. :P

At first, when I read the summary, I thought "shipped with shipping. What?" and clicked out of morbid curiosity.

About ten seconds later, I started laughing my head off as it all became clear. The ending was a tad abrupt, but apart for that, I have nothing to object about.

5 stars. Take 'em all.

this is brilliant, but I'm not sure how... except it is. Rather meta concept, here.

didn't see that coming lol though now that i think of it, dash doing something like that doesn't seem all that unlikely

>>4987049870 my thoughts exactly

Did..

She...

What....?

>>4971649716Have you ever considered shipping dash with dash?

Featured for one chapter?

Good job

>>5005650056 That was mentioned in the thread, but nobody actually did it. It would be an interesting idea, but I'm not the best writer (this was an exception rather than a rule)

Oh hey, you actually posted it here! Good going, Slag!

You know I love this story, so I'm not even gonna say anything more.

It is now official, Rainbow Dash has been shipped with everything! 6/5, because what's the fun in making sense?

That was freaking hysterical. Take all of the stars!

I'll be honest; I at first thought it would be some sort of abstract Mormon thing, the whole "in love with being in love" bullshit, so the whole actual delivery shipping caught me off guard, but this was brilliant nontheless.

...

...

...

...

...

...Oh, NOW I get it!

Words fail me, so I'll use emoticons instead.

and furthermore:

damn it. I was writing this story. it got stolen from me. I BET I KNOW YOU ON SKYPE >.>

This is amazing, just FYI.

Yes. Just yes.

Yeah I got a good chuckle out of this.

Well that was... different, for sure.

Well written if a little underdevelopped.

Pretty good work, if somewhat unusual. Keep it up!

>>4885748857 why do i see your name at half of the story's i read D:

also,

OF ALL THE PONIES

OF ALL THE PONIES IN EQUESTRIA

THE PRINCES!!!

tracking....

Fucking loved it!!!!

I've had some weird boners in my day, but this is probably the weirdest yet...

>>5007650076 someone did actually ship (mare) Rainbow Dash with (filly) Rainbow Dash.

>>5093350933 That's interesting, and slightly creepy.

Ah see wut yoo did thar.

This is like... the greatest bucking thing ever.

wow, this was... umm... interesting t say the least

this was good, but now I'm a little weird'd out, and ... just wow

this just dumbfounded the buck outta me

wat.

wat.

5/5

The single most brilliant story ever.

A dash fic with a ...mailing fetish?

FINALLY SOMEONE UDERSTANDS HOW I FEEL!!!! RAINBOW UNDERSTANDS BOXES ALMOST LIKE I UNDERSTAND!!

xD

lol

>>5093350933

LoL. Remember the name of the story?

Dangit, this shouldn't be hot.

Rainbow Dash should meet Solid Snake. They'd be total bros because of this.

Wat?

What did I read?

My mind is still blown.

Here's your complementary sunglasses and tape recorder that screams "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!"    Enjoy!

My brain...

My beautiful, beautiful brain

0.o

At first I was like," I always wanted to do that!" then I was like," box fetish?" then my brain started melting down into,"Waaaaaaaaaaaa?"

full stars aquired good sir!

If she had been shipped to Pinkie Pie's house:

Take 1:

"Hi!"

"hi.  Um...you don't think this is strange?"

"Hmm......hmm...."

"Nevermind."

Take 2, AKA Obligatory mention of the Fic which MUST NOT BE NAMED reference:

"At last...its here!  With this, I'll be able to complete the machine for my secret dungeon-"

"Whoa....um...Pinkie."

"...of love.  ...Completely platonic love.  Because I don't love say the taste of their-"

"Oh my gosh!?  You have a secret love dungeon?  Whew!  That's a load off my mind.  Oh boy this makes what I just did seem normal by comparison!"

"You have NO idea."

Take 3:

"DASHIE!"

"...Um... H-hey, this isn't my napping cloud!"

"What are you doing in a box!? How long were you in there?  How long MIGHT you have been in there!?  You could've gotten yourself out, right?"

"Well...I...eheh"

"You could've suffocated... or gotten lonely..."

"Pinkie, I took precautions...I wasn't going to suffocate.  ...most likely."

"Or you could've gotten a cramp or panicked thinking nopony would ever find you.  Oh my gosh, I could've not opened the box but moved you out of the way and left you and you could've gone crazy, and...and...DASHIE, YOU IDIOT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"

"......"

"......"

"um.....thanks for freeing me from my eternal prison?" *grins awkwardly*

*closes eyes, obviously fuming with frustration* ".......Ugh!" *hugs Rainbow*  "....Anytime."

Take 4:

"oh.  Um....Hi Pinkie Pie."

.... "Dashie, you are SO random."

What a refreshing new concept as i don't like normal shipping that much and prefer not to read those stories.

Good job though. Looking forward to reading more

>>5175051750 Five Ponies by RagingSemi

I read it twice and still don't know what to say.

>>4895148951 It's called a fetish...

>>4903649036 link plzs

>>4952049520

We do.  Or at least, to Rainbow Dash being carried in a box.

... The fuck did I just read?

And why was it so damn funny? xD

ALL MY STARS! HAVE THEM! xD

Also, I keep seeing weirder things Dash is shipped with, but this one is definetly one of the best AND the weirdest yet xD

Well this was a fun read. I too came in expecting ship-ception but got hilarious self mailing fetish.

Next step: Dash gets shipped with shipping vessels (or shipping ships).

>>5072250722

eeyup.

Shipped with shipping itself. I can die happy now.

0_0 that was a little weird.

But most enjoyable!

OK, I had to stop breathing for a bit to laugh.

Totally worth it.

Thank you -so- much for adding a continuation to this-- It easily made my day.

What the above guy said.

Same thing as Ariamaki, this was hilarious, so unexpected. And completely original, i've never read something that's even close to this. Good job, keep writing.

...wow. Awk-ward!

one word.

lol