Thorax the Red-Nosed Bughorse (and Other Hearth's Warming Carols)

by Trick Question

Thorax the Red-Nosed Bughorse

(sung to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Sung by me, a capella, in a single take with no audio editing. Don't expect quality.

Thorax the Red-Nosed Bughorse (Bughorse)
Had a very shiny butt (like a mirror)
And if you ever saw him (saw him)
You would even say "Wait, what?" (no, seriously)

All of his brother changelings (changelings)
Used to laugh and call him names (like hsssssssssss)
They wouldn't let poor Thorax (Thorax)
Play in other bughorse games (like murder-rape)

Then, at the end of season six
Chrysalis came to say (MUA HA HA!)
"Traitor, why do you look like that?"
"Lime-sherbet colored Liberace's pet?"

Then all the other changelings (changelings)
Turned to gaudy colors, too (turquoise-orange?!!?!)
Marketing gift from Hasbro: (Hasbro)
"Happy Hearth's Warming, buck you!" (oh, deer)

Comments

[Foxhelm]

Oh Darling, you love Thorax's new look.

[Ugly-Duckling123]

LOVE IT....

[HoneyFeather]

What did I just read..? I BUCKING LOVE IT!

[Misty Spell]

(like hsssssssssss)

Truly one of the worst insults in the changeling language. Just don't call him hsss that'll really set him off.

(like murder-rape)

Truly the hottest of sports, they should share their pass time with Equestria

"Happy Hearth's Warming, buck you!"

You wish Thorax would buck you ;)

[Georg]

That's... inspired. (Although I can't imagine the amount of fruitcake it would take to inspire this one. Perhaps with lots of egg nog.)

[Cursed Quill]

Bug-deer.

[Kikio3000]

XD! Oh no, not murder-rape! I'm glad he wasn't able to play THAT game! And what? I didn't know he had a shiny bum! LOL, I thought we were looking at his nose!

[MixMassBasher]

Hahaha. This makes like Thorax gave a middle finger to the changelings that mistreated him by transforming them