After unintentionally viewing his parents having sex, Pound and Pumpkin Cake, and visiting Flurry Heart, intimately learn about the difference between fillies and colts.
7779484 Either Equestrian equestrians (. . .*facepalm*) have roughly the same development timeline as humans, or they use what we humans would consider 'horse years'. Why do I say this? According to EquiMed, our fillies reach sexual maturity at 12-15 months. Colts have to be at least 15 months old to be considered 'sexually mature'. So ten years...? Something's definitely off, especially since the expected lifespan for a horse is around 40 years, with the oldest known horse (named 'Old Billy') reaching 62 years - 1760 to 27 Nov 1822.
As for why I Googled 'horse sexual maturity'? I tend to notice logical flaws, such as Mega Man X being a 'male' robot, despite being both artificial and lacking sexual organs, or how Assassin's Creed's infamous 'tower jumps' are too quick to be realistic. And knowing how different humans and equines are, well...
Pound, meanwhile, was oblivious to the commotion going on around him
I don't think he would be. Flurry's cry would snap him out of it. He would immediately redraw but out of both lust and curiosity they would put it back in again, this time extremely carefully though.
Pound was stunned silent, with Pumpkin's face that of a filly finding out what their Hearths-warming present was early. Before Pound could protest, Pumpkin interjected. "The princess said she wanted it, you have to do it!" Pumpkin said, with Pound still flabbergasted at how a simple game of tag could turn into this!
8456888 I will state again, my headcanon going into this was that Pumpkin and Pound are about 12ish, while Flurry is about 8~10. I didn't state ages in the story because I wanted the reader to depict what they chose their ages to be for themselves. Though, I kinda shot myself in the foot with a tenth year anniversary, given that Cadence and Shining were likely a year or two married in the show before Flurry was conceived. Kinda narrows the ages down a bit.
Since nobody commented on this chapter...
Fuck I loved this chapter.
I'm just wondering when Pinkie's gonna show up and see them
I have an 11 year old brother, so my first question was "HOW OLD ARE THEY??!!"
lol
;-;
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The cake twins are 10 at most.
This is really fun to read, and I can't stop laughing .
This is fic has shaved about three decades off of my lifespan.
Keep up the good work.
7779484 Either Equestrian equestrians (. . .*facepalm*) have roughly the same development timeline as humans, or they use what we humans would consider 'horse years'.
Why do I say this? According to EquiMed, our fillies reach sexual maturity at 12-15 months. Colts have to be at least 15 months old to be considered 'sexually mature'.
So ten years...? Something's definitely off, especially since the expected lifespan for a horse is around 40 years, with the oldest known horse (named 'Old Billy') reaching 62 years - 1760 to 27 Nov 1822.
As for why I Googled 'horse sexual maturity'? I tend to notice logical flaws, such as Mega Man X being a 'male' robot, despite being both artificial and lacking sexual organs, or how Assassin's Creed's infamous 'tower jumps' are too quick to be realistic.
And knowing how different humans and equines are, well...
Those feel good moments!
Filly see filly do.
I don't think he would be. Flurry's cry would snap him out of it. He would immediately redraw but out of both lust and curiosity they would put it back in again, this time extremely carefully though.
Wow...wow...wow...
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We are talking about sentient animals here who have much stronger instincts than we do.
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Flurry is 3 years younger so they are 13ish.
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You do realize you're trying to apply real world logic to magical talking horses right??? In a fan fic no less,
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What sense does that make, flurry must be at most 9
8456888 I will state again, my headcanon going into this was that Pumpkin and Pound are about 12ish, while Flurry is about 8~10. I didn't state ages in the story because I wanted the reader to depict what they chose their ages to be for themselves. Though, I kinda shot myself in the foot with a tenth year anniversary, given that Cadence and Shining were likely a year or two married in the show before Flurry was conceived. Kinda narrows the ages down a bit.
This just keeps getting better and better read.Ijust keep loving it more and more each chapter.
even childeren get more pussy than me...
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Lol
Dawww... Indeed a deep friendship has been formed Guess they will have a new hobby or three