Sleep Talking
"Dum-de-dum..." Sweetie Belle hummed. It was a beautiful day, and she was rolling around on a hill, feeling the grass under her soft fur tickle her as she played. It wasn't too hot, the wind was only a breeze, cool enough to make it just the right temperature for ponies to play outside. On top of the hill, there was a large tree, casting some shade down on the grass.
Sweetie stopped rolling and got down to her hooves, eyeballing a little flower swaying in the breeze. Slowly, she crept upon it, then leapt gracefully at it, biting it and eating it up. She giggled to herself as she chewed the flower. She was having such a happy time.
Suddenly, a loud crack whipped through the air. Sweetie Belle nearly jumped out of her skin, zooming up the hill and under the tree. The sky grew dark rapidly as thunderous claps roared, lightning flickering through the clouds as the wind picked up, blowing into a spot on the ground.
"What's going on!?" Sweetie squealed, gripping the tree tightly with her hooves as she squeezed her eyes shut. A stiff bolt of lightning struck the ground, and the air from where it landed appeared to bend and crack, with a bright light shining outwards.
With one last snap, the hole opened, and a large, dark figure plopped out onto the ground, dully laying for a moment as the crack sealed itself and the sky slowly returned to normal.
Sweetie Belle, still shaking with fear, peeked one eye open and glanced over to the dark lump on the ground. "H-hello?" She asked, not moving from the tree. It was definitely a pony, and a fairly tall one at that. She couldn't help but think it looked a little familiar.
Suddenly, the pony shuddered and shakily rose to her hooves. Sweetie Belle watched, and instantly recognized their face. "Princess Luna!"
The Princess stood up, her cheeks looking rather rosy and her stature quite unbalanced, tottering from side to side. Peering down to the filly, she made a silly smile. "Hey..." she said, drawing out the syllable as she wandered towards her, "What's up, little buddy?"
Sweetie Belle started towards the Princess, who was trotting in a weird zig-zag pattern. "Princess, are you okay?" She asked, placing a hoof on Luna's leg, "You don't normally come into my dreams like that."
Sweetie was indeed, dreaming. It was quite late at night, and she was comfortably stuffed into bed as she snoozed, this scenario taking place inside her imagination.
"Yeah yeah yeah, I'm good!" the Princess laughed, sitting down next to the filly, "Jus' came from some big party ol' Celery was havin'..." She burped and covered her mouth with a hoof, making a grossed-out face for a moment. "Heheh... Celery..."
"...Are you sure you're okay?" Sweetie squeaked, raising an eyebrow, "You smell funny..."
Princess Luna wrapped her hooves around the little filly and sank down to her level, plopping onto the ground with a dull 'whump' sound. "Sh-sh-shhh... Y-you're absolutely okay."
Sweetie was a little weirded out. She liked giving and receiving hugs, but Princess Luna was usually more calm and collected when she visited her dreams. "I-if you say so..." she said. Internally, she was reminded of Rarity whenever she drank her big-pony juice.
"Now!" Luna suddenly yelled, making Sweetie jump a bit, "...Uh...Gonna..." The Princess stopped to scratch her head. Her voice was a bit low and gravelly as she mumbled some indecipherable things to herself.
Sweetie Belle shifted her hooves around into a more relaxed position, but Luna wouldn't let her go. "Is it something I did?"
"Uh...Well whatever..." Luna mumbled, sleepily, "Anyway, I was-was doin' some real crit-i-cal thinkin' and y'know..." There was a long gap of silence. Her head dipped forward a bit, and she tottered around slightly as she sat in place. "...Y'know, y'know, y'know...how my sister...Silrexier... has her dumb student Twilight Spankle?"
Sweetie Belle was confused. "Um...You mean Princess Twi-"
"Yeah that'un!" Luna said, cutting her off, holding her tigher. "Princesses Twinight, the Perncess of Frien-dships or something dumb like that." She hiccuped.
"...What about her?" Sweetie asked. She was starting to get worried. Princess Luna was acting really strange, and wouldn't let her out of her grip.
The Princess lazily looked down at the filly, and started giggling at her, then stopped after a minute. "...She's dumb."
"She's not that dumb, Twilight's really-"
Princess Luna groaned loudly, cutting her off again. "I'ss my dumb sister! Ooh she thin-gs she's so cool, 'ca-'cause she's got like a student, and she got to like...like...make her a prince because she learns so much..." She leaned in really close to Sweetie Belle's face, causing the little filly to squirm around a bit. "You wanna know some-thing?"
Sweetie nodded.
"I thing Celessia only made her a prin-ces so she did-nd haff to do as much stuff." Luna said oddly triumphantly, then giggled devilishly. "She things she looks so cool...with her graduated stud'nt..."
Barely understanding what Luna was saying, Sweetie awkwardly chuckled, still visibly uncomfortable.
"You...know Sweetie, we gotta...we gotta stick together you'nd I..." Luna grumbled, "We bouf...both got sissers that think we're dumb and...try to...uh...keep us down." She pulled Sweetie Belle's head closely into her chest, ignoring her resistant pushing with her hooves. "I got my Celessa and you got...uh...R-R-Ra-a-andy."
"...Rarity?" Sweetie squeaked.
"Yeah, tha'ss what I said. You got your Randy," the Princess replied, running a hoof through the filly's hair, "and I got my dumb sister..."
Sweetie Belle didn't really know what to say, so she just said, "Yeah?"
"Yeah, yeah... Y'know what?" Luna mumbled, then looked expectantly at Sweetie, who just shrugged. "We...We should make you my stude-student...No, I'm gonna...gonna just make you a princess...yeah..." She said, vocally shambling through the sentence. "Yeah, yeah..."
Totally clueless, Sweetie Belle just smiled innocently.
"We...we gonna show'em..." Luna yawned, blinking her eyes slowly. Her head began to lower down, until her head lay gently on the ground, her eyes closed.
Sweetie didn't move for a moment. Her body was stuck underneath Luna's big neck, and her hooves stuck up in the air as she laid on her back. "Um...Princess?" She squeaked, poking her.
Luna gave a loud snort, and nuzzled the grass lovingly, and began to snore on top of Sweetie Belle's little body.
"...Um..." She mumbled, gently pushing against the Princess, but to no avail. Sighing, she laid back on the grass, wondering how long it was gonna be until the dream was over.
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Pretty cute story. I enjoyed it.
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This is a really cute story that, while short, puts most things I've written to shame. It's great. The highlights to me were Sweetie playing in the grass and eating a flower (soooooo cute~) and Luna's various ways of messing up
Celery'sCelestia's name.I award you a mustache.
What prompted this? I have no idea what I just read... oh well, it was funny.
I was expecting a wet dream, followed by 'the talk' from Luna, but then I noticed the lack of a sex tag.
Your idea was better.
YEP SHE'S DRUNK!
Brooo.
I giggle'd the whole way.
I kept picturing Luna as a drunkass dope, and Sweetie, all scared and kawaii
The story is excellent!
lol Drunk Luna, I needed this in my life XD
...You...haven't been watching Rick and Morty perchance, have you?
Huh, you know I never thought of something like this happening. Now I'm wondering what'd happen if Celestia was Drunk while raising the Sun. That would be hilarious.
Also now Sweeties Wondering how long before she wakes up from her own dream because she can't relax in said dream. THat's some serious inception shit right that.
7353204 No idea why you got five downvotes, but I like the idea of Sweetie Belle having to deal with all the runken royals in her dreams.
7355250 Can I steal your drunk Celestia idea for a story I'm working on?
This was adorable
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Have a ball, long as I'm mentioned.
7355630 Thank you
and don't worry, I'll give you credit for the idea 
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Will do, let me know when you put it up
7355701 Of course
7355308 Hillbe Haters Club? The HHC?
I need to have a long talk next Twilight time...
On the upside, Luna probably won't remember a thing of this in the morning.
On the downside...Sweetie Belle inevitably will.
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Maybe that's why the Royal Guards didn't look more concerned when Twilight tried raising the sun. They've seen the sun do that before.
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Perhaps, or given what Discord caused, having a half sun half moon seemed like a minor issue.
Sweetie looks so cute in that pic
A one-joke story, but a fairly adorable and funny joke, so good job.
Boy, if I had a nickle for every time this happens to me... I wouldn't have any nickles... God I'm poor.
Todays Luna was cast by Rick from Rick 'n morty
And this is why you shouldn't drunkpone.
Go home, Luna. You're drunk.
UniqueSKD wants a hug!
Please?
7356697 *gives fake hugs*
Good sir you should be getting the noble prizes and whatever they give people you make amazing things.
7356697 *slaps him" good day sir!
(i know i already commented on this story but i had to)
7356697 no
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Why's th wurld spinnin'? Stop spinnin'.
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The Sun's gone rogue! *mass panic*
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SURE THING!
*Cue sudden suplex
Ah approve! :)
No comedy tag?
Oh, Sweet Celestia. That was great.
Poor Sweetie's been drunken-dreamjacked.
This is why Cookie Crumbles founded Mothers Against Drunk Dreamwalking.
Had a good laugh with this one!
Really mad my day today!
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Oh my god, what did I read?!
I kind of wish there was an epilogue that detailed what happened when Luna became sober again.
Wow. There's something you won't see everyday: a drunk moonbutt! A fun and decently written short story.
7355838 Should be a fiction. Sweetie belle has to deal with drunk people.
Yak: WE WANT TO BURN!
Well this...I'm having a da fugh did I just read moment right now. And I'm loving it so much. I found this quite entertaining. Ahh you don't see drunk Luna all that often. Come to think about it you don't see drunk pony stories all that often. Everyone knows drunk ponies are best ponies(as long as they're not mean drunks). Someone should rectify this injustice to pony kind at once.
Anyway good story I found it cute and entertaining.
-BFBL
I read all of luna's lines in Rick Sanchez's voice.
I'd love to see more of this. Oh well.