Sugar

by WishSeeker

Sugary Truths (Twilight's statement)

So sweet. Or not so sweet. That is the question.

Don't believe anything those crazy ponies tell you about sugar. There is no such thing as Earth, it's not scientifically possible to just rip a hole in space. You see sugar comes from farms like the apple farm of Sweet Apple Acres, except in a hotter climate.

Earth Ponies work tirelessly to collect this bounty and they barely get any pity from the common pony. We are all privileged, while poor hard working ponies starve, and for a luxury no less. I understand sugar is an important part to our treats but these ponies deserve better.

Another important thing to note is that sugar is bad for you. Yes sure you can just go and get fixes up by an old zebra cure or a unicorn spell but there are time limits. Of you don't get help soon you're teeth will be beyond repair. Nopony wants to have teeth missing, look after them.

Do you think Princess Luna or Celestia got their figure from gorging on sugary delights. You can bet your right hooves no. It is expected to monitor your amount of sugar intake and keep a strict diet. That is the only way anypony can avoid any nightmares.

All this talk of sugar has made me hungry. I might go get something from Sugar Cube Corner. This is Princess Twilight Sparkle signing out.

Author's Note:

Sugar or no sugar, tasty but painful. Lovely but dangerous. It is the poison in our sweet delights that takes away our teeth. What an evil tool.