• Published 8th Apr 2016
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Adventure Muffin! - Jake Witt



You lost your last life. All of your past memories are returning as you become the most powerful being in existence! ...a muffin. This is a game of survival with only one obvious answer. How far will you go before you dislike?

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4: Horizontal Stripes

You proudly don the horizontal striped wrapper! You turn towards the mirror to check yourself... you look fat. You are a fatty fat, no parents, food. You are distracted by your thoughts of weight to wonder if you're an orphan.

Orphans need to be born; you were baked.

> You absently leave the room.