Got Bored, Wrote A Thing

by Rinnaul

Horse Pun

Author's Note:

Reformatted and slightly expanded, I think from a conversation with Rocinante. It was an idea from a HiE clopfic I'll probably never get around to writing.

“So I let her look at my journal, and it turns out she taught herself to read English, so she found out all about my problem.” I took another drink and sighed. “And kept teasing me even before she said anything about it.”

“Because that’s Pinkie for you,” Rainbow Dash said.

“Well, yeah. But she thought it was sad and wanted to help, and I had her all over me after not getting any since I got here, and, well… It happened.” I shrugged.

Dash snorted. “So what you’re saying is…”

Her voice had that strained quality that always meant she was holding in laughter, and she had the dumb grin that always preceded an exceptionally stupid remark.

“...you were horny enough to eat out a horse?!” Dash broke down laughing, holding her stomach and falling backwards off the railing onto the ground.

I groaned and dropped my head to the fence. “How is that even an expression here?”

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[Hillbe]

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