I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.
After an unfair taxation, the Apple Family risk losing thier farm to a corrupt tax office. With Celestia powerless to help, Big Macintosh takes things into his own hooves.
It is never wise to post a story because of a drunken bet, but I always keep my word.
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Oh great, you made me post crazy conservative Dave Mustaine.
Nice but I think that if you would give more time and thought for the story it would be bether. Story have potential but you didn't squeeze all the juce out of it. Not bad for "a story based on a drunken bet".
Fucking Taxes no point but to waste are hard earn money on stupid people who wont go get a job. FUCK YOU TAX DEPARMENT
700451
Sorry, but I need to make this a bit clearer, I WROTE the story as a result of LOSING a bet.
Also, I never really wanted to write something like this.
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yes, of course... those roads and dams'll just build themselves... and the electric companies will keep the streetlights on out of the goodness of their hearts.
@flopeared THANK CELESTIA somebody understands! Although Obamacare is a bit ridiculous, taxes are absolutely necessary to keep the country afloat. Not even including the military, which needs financial support to protect the STRONGEST COUNTRY ON EARTH. But that's all just my opinion lol
Big mac is good with numbers?
To me, this read less as a story and more a constant stream of ridiculous improbable bullshit. I understand this was written while under the influence of alcohol, but holy shit this is fucking stupid. For one, I highly doubt Equestria has senators, and I even further doubt that they would be able to keep Princess Celestia "in the dark" so they could get away with their bullshit and disguise the resentment against them. Furthermore, I don't care how much fucking red tape there is, Princess Celestia is the goddamn princess and all evidence points to her being the highest authority in the land. If she wants something gone, it's gone. If she wants something done, it's done. Period. And there is absolutely no way in hell she would allow a system like this to be put in place at all. And this "system" is nothing more than a weak, inane strawman of real-world systems, which is damning on two points: One, Equestria is not the real world, and thus cannot reasonably be presented as operating as such, and two, even if Equestria did operate like the real world, this is not the real world, this is what stupid whiny cynics think the real world is.
I absolutely despise these "embarrassing caricatures of real-world politics in Equestria" stories from the bottom of my blackened, shriveled, cancerous heart. Fuck this story and all other stories like it.
I'm sorry if that seems needlessly harsh, but that's the way I think, and I'm gonna put it out there if I want it out there.
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I don't blame you for hating it. Truth be told, I was sober when I wrote this. You see, I made a bit of a bet (can't rerember what it was) and I lost it rather badly. As a result, I had to write a story where Big Macintosh blows up the tax office.
It isn't a criticism of our system. It isn't an insult to anyone. It's a story where Big Mac blows up the tax office. That's it.
This story is not bad for losing a bet it could have been fleshed out a bit more but I find kind of stupid yet also kind of funny.
....Well.... This story could have had a lot less of a point than it did...
Well...
This is definitely a story where Big Mac blows up the tax office.
You most definitely succeeded on that front.
Yup.