• Published 12th Oct 2015
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Equestria Girls: Secrets Beyond the Stars - GoldenGoomba900



A mysterious woman arrives in Canterlot High, and her sights are on Flash Sentry. But something seems off about her. Must be because she's an alien.

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Young love, or There-Lack-Of

'm pleased to meet you." The man in a brown trench coat and an oddly long, but friendly, face offered a hand which Flash reluctantly shook. He turned to look back at Mister Sombra's office but found it was gone. "Now, Mister..."

"Uh, Sentry, Flash Sentry. I came here for advice."

"Ah yes, Luna told me you'd be coming. You say you're in love, correct?"

"No, the opposite really."

"No love? No love in the heart of the city? Ho, what a laugh."

"Uh, are you sure you're the new counselor?"

"Well, I AM a doctor."

"Right, um... I just don't see the need to do... anything, really."

"A lack of drive, a lack of ambition, that's hardly the end of the world, people feel like that all the time. Well, so I'm told, I never feel like that." Time Turner lead Flash into his office, through a strange blue door. In this office was a couch and a single desk with a computer in it. He offered Flash a seat on the couch while he himself sat at the Desk. "When did you start feeling like this?" the doctor asked, digging around his desk.

"Since I was a boy," Flash began as Turner began writing in his journal. "I was befuddled."

"Are you singing?" Turner asked.

"Is that a problem, doctor?"

"No, just making sure..."

"Since I was a boy,
I've been befuddled
By problems finding joy.
Wherever it hide.
I'd always complain
Life seemed nothing but pain.
That was, until she was in my sight.

Her name was Dawn,
And all she wanted
Was to be left alone,
But she I liked.
She called me a punk!
But I knew I could be a hunk.
She could be mine if I triiiiiiiiied!

CHORUS

When I was a boy, nothing brought me joy

I thought life was against this kid

But when I set my eyes on a cute girl prize

I would try!

I could fly!

And I did!"

"Now Flash this is odd,
A case I've never saw.
Your case is an oddity,
I think it might be insanity,
but if you keep telling, we just might see."

"But something went wrong.
She didn't feel love.
But another girl saw,
How much she meant to me
She pointed to a friend
And that's how it's been
For the last year or ten."

(Chorus)

"I wanted Twilight
But she doesn't really want me.
And now there's no more girls.
And it feels like the end of the world.
I can't try...
I-I wanna cry...
And I did."

"Sentry..." the doctor said as he pat the student on the back.

Author's Note:

The song was originally gonna be Meat Loaf's Paradise by the Dashboard Light, but it proved too long.