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The Psychopath


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Discord was invited to attend a private dinner with the two princesses of Equestria, but it's tremendously boring, so he decides to spice things up a bit. What else would a uselessly long table be for?

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What are the links at the bottom?

6491533 It's only one link but it was segmented.

This was an interesting story.

The lunar princess pouted and turned her back to the table. "Hmph. When you do it it's fine, but when my night comes nopony likes it."

:fluttershysad:Um, I Like it.

The pones of both sides left their homes and others halted their activities to look up and stare at the blanket.

Correction:The ponies of both sides left their homes and others halted their activities to look up and stare at the blanket.

I thought they were going to shrink down and join the world at that avatar part.

6554681 YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT OUT OF PITY!


6554685 No. Pones is right. These tiny things are pones, not ponies.


6554727 I did think of that, actually, but didn't go with it because I wanted the pones to have their own gods.

Discord was the only one sitting on a chair, although, to be fair, his was made of porcupines

I do believe dear old Discord has got himself in quite the PRICKLE there.
...
I'll stop now.

Luna found two carrots lodged up her muzzle, a slice of melon in her mouth, two cherry-tomatoes on her eyes, and so parsley in her ears.

Sounds like a usual day at the Canterlot spa. HEyo!

The bananas ended up on Celestia's side and a banana mush started to spread across the table where they formed into hills, trees, and even mountains. Several little huts started to grow right next to Celestia as well alongside some 'rivers', one could assume.

You know this gives Banana Republic a whole new meaning.

There's nothing more easy to manipulate and direct than a pony!

Clearly Discord needs to be introduced to the FOX News audience.

I SAID HERBIVORES!

Well, bananas are plants. The phrase you were looking for, dear Celestia is 'cannibals'.

You don't 'eat' a plant to see if it's poisonous.

He's got a point. You should always get someone else to do it for you.

I think I might need to get Luna to a psychiatrist

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and the issues of poverty and filth were not present here

Oh so it's the medieval times without the fun parts :moustache:

No, I said not to intervene when it is not necessary. This was necessary.

ah the hypocrasy of aristocracy. It is so delicious :pinkiecrazy:

poverty and crime were starting to take over a world that had neither of those...well...at least not poverty

Okay, all jokes aside this is actually quite an intelligent line. I really do admire it, because it says that even in a quasi poerfect world there will always be crime whether do to greed or something else. Kudos to you good sir.

Lord of the Bracelets

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I only made them, like Discord. The difference is that mine have a purpose and will unite them all

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Celest

I feel like we're being observed for some reason."
"Tara, what the hell is this?"
"It's my idea for a comedy episode on Friendship is Magic, Lauren."
Faust looked at the script, then took her eyes off it and looked at strong. "It's...it's awful."
"But I worked on it for three months!" Tara started to tear up.
"You worked long enough...BUT YOU CERTAINLY DIDN'T WORK HARD ENOUGH!"
Lauren laughed evily with her hands in the air and Tara crying tears of sadness.
...I bet you were expecting Discord to be the controller of that story, but it was me, PSYCHOPATH! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Wait what? Who? Where? How? Wha.------------s,sdfph
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*several months later Lunaexcelsior.com has been fixed from that burn out*

Alright I'm back now. But seriously this was an amazing story. I don't how many times I have said this, but it bares repeating. You are a freaking genius. I mean seriously, this is a type of story that absolutely no other fimfic writer could pull off (as a matter of fact many wouldn't even think of something as creatively awesome like this). It reminded me a bit of the Futurama episode where Bender becomes a space God, but with far more details and much more intrigue. While your usual comedic tone was still there and using Discord as your idea carrier was absolutely perfect, the story iutself actually made me think. It's the exact type of story I love to read since it depicts an evolution of an entire race so similar to our own. I really love it.

Another aspect of the story I absolutely adore is your portrayal of both regal sisters here and the way they would rule. Luna was definitely much more direct while Celestia was distant up until the very last moment. It's quite an interest diachotomy. I love it!

The story as a whole was an absolute gem and I really cannot believe I haven't read this earlier. Oh and that last bit with Faust was absolutely hilarious :rainbowlaugh: Cheeky cheeky chicken :trollestia:

6803490 It's comments like yours that make me realize I introduce things more complex than they should be in my stories when I don't even think about them.

6803518 Those are always the best. Spontaneous ideas that you don't really think about until someone brings them up. And this is why you are one of my favorite authors here :twilightsmile:

6803528 They aren't ideas. I literally have no clue how things like this pop up in my stories. I'm not complaining about them, though.

Where has this been all my life.:pinkiehappy:

In true me fashion, I made up more of this.

After the potato pones and banana pones reach the modern age, they fire nukes at one another. Celly and Lulu stop the nukes, but Discord explains that detonating them midair would just make it worse, and throwing them off the table would cause the chaos magic to stop and they'd blow up half of Canterlot. They grudgingly let the nukes continue, and are amazed when the two civilizations meet in the relatively safe mountain range, and start working together to survive.

8756421
Ah ain't nevah seen you 'round 'ere, stranga.

8756569
Nah, pardner. Jus' got 'ere.

But yeah, almost every book I read I build upon the story. I suspect if I was in MLP my CM would be something to do with worldbuilding.

8757331
Sounds to me like you have the potential to make a ton of fun stories.

And I love world building.

8758016
Yeah, I've got about twenty stories in my fanfics folder on my laptop. About half of them I haven't started yet, but I have so many ideas.

8758378
Ah. I would suggest you focus on one and let the envy to write the others build up and up. You'll end up rushing through (The good rushing through in that you'll be writing frequently) and will get to the next story quickly.

8758574
That's what I'm trying to do. Currently working on I Wanna Set The World On Fire, and when I'm done I'll move on to either Septuple Rainbow or A Flame Shining In Darkness, IWSTWOF's sequel.

8758672
That's a lot of letters.

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