April 30, 1945.
"Heil Hitler!" yelled the surving generals, officers and soldiers to the now-decadent Führer.
"No need for such meaningless thing anymore." replied the defeated Führer.
The Führer, with a soldier carrying a box with various medals, shook hands with a young soldier.
"I've destroyed 3 Soviet tanks and eliminated 8 enemies of the Reich, Mein Führer!" proudly said the young soldier.
"You, are one of the most honorable men alive today." The Führer said with a confident voice. - Awarding him with an Iron Cross First Class.
"D-Danke, Mein Führer!" replied the soldier with tears on his eyes. If these tears meant happiness or fear for the future of his country, that only the soldier knew.
It went like this for roughly 30 minutes. Some wanting to just run from Berlin, others to stay and fight a hopeless war in the name of honor. Eventually, it was the time. The Führer said the final goodbyes to everyone who still dared to stay in the bunker, and headed to his final destination with his just-married wife Eva Braun, now Eva Hitler, and his dog, Blondi.
"Do you think we're going to stay together even on the other side, dear?" asked Eva.
"I don't think, my dear. I know." said The Führer with a small smile.
Eva, now living the dream of being the wife of her loved one, smiled back.
Then, they had the first and last kiss of their lives. A long, passionate kiss.
"This is not the end," - said The Führer with a sparkle in his eye - "It is just the beginning."
Eva, with a smile, placed a cyanide pill into her mouth, swallowing it with the assistance of a glass of water. Her husband did the same, and then, helped Blondi to swallow one too.
"If the pill doesn't work, my dear," - The Führer said while taking his Walther PPK - "You must use this, like me." he said in a firm, yet depressed tone.
"Yes, my love." replied Eva.
"I'll spare you from seeing my lifeless body." said The Führer slowly giving the gun to his wife.
Minutes later, the pill only appeared to have worked on Blondi's organism, who was lying on the ground, lifeless.
Adolf tried his best to not look at his beloved dog.
"It is the time, my dear." said him.
"We'll go together, forever." Said Eva, holding onto his husband's hand.
She placed the pistol on the right side of her head.
"Forever." said The Führer with a smile.
She then closed her eyes and held his hand as firmly as she could, as she pulled the trigger.
The Führer, at this point, simply Adolf Hitler, not desiring to look at his beloved wife's dead body, gently took the gun from her hand and placed against his own head.
"Für immer." said him as he pulled the trigger.
Day 1
I don't know what happened. I just know that I'm not supposed to be this... little yellow pony!
After I pulled the trigger, all I did were opening my eyes, just to find myself lying on a bed. The room looked so... bright and colorful... And the lack of shadows was frightful, impossible.
My body was covered by a blacket. I was too afraid to see how it would look like, so I decided to just see my hands. But there was no hands. All I saw was... I'm still not even sure.. Hooves? Fingerless hands? Deformed paws?
All I could do was to scream, just to hear my voice. I stopped immediately.
"W-Was?!" my voice sounded extremely high-pitched, like a female voice, but even more.
"What the hell is going on?!" I yelled with my ridiculous new voice.
I couldn't wait one more second, I tossed the blacket aside and saw my new body. I was astonished, I couldn't believe my eyes... Oh, my eyes... They're so huge now. But that's the least important thing right now.
I now am some kind of childish cartoon character, with outlines around my limbs and body. - My joints also were not in the right place. I couldn't, for example, put my hand... hoof on my back.
I tried to stand up, only to discover that I couldn't walk on my back legs. I fell on the cartoonish wooden floor.
"Eva!!" I yelled.
No response.
"I got to find a mirror..." I said as I tried to stand up again.
It was useless. This body is too limited and ridiculous.
I fell onto my bed, and noticed a mirror on the wall. This is when I saw that my "hands" and "feet" looked exactly like each other, so I did a basic inference and came to the conclusion that I am some kind of quadruped creature.
With this in my mind, I tried to stand up again, but this time with both my "arms" and legs. Unstable and unaccustomed to this body, I tried to move forward, putting my "hands" before my "feet" step by step.
"Erfolg!" I shouted with my awful vocal cords.
When I finally reached the mirror, a horrible, yet adorable I must say, vision appeared before my eyes. Huge teal eyes with a miniature muzzle and a long pink hair... or mane? and a tail. I turned around and noticed that I was completely naked, and had three pink and blue butterflies on what appeared to be the side of my thighs. Now flank, I suppose. Also, I had no kind of reproductive organ or rectum. It was simply empty, like a random part of the skin. How in the name of God I'll be able to do my basic necessities?
It took me moments to realize that I was gazing upon my own reflection.
"Was... WAS BIN ICH?!" my own voice made my ears hurt.
At first I was concerned about my beautiful mustache and hair, but then I realized that this was the least important thing to worry about. I tried to run... or trot? downstairs, as I was an alien to walking on four legs, I fell. I think I passed out after that.
I was woken up by a, what appeared to be, white bunny.
"I already said you shouldn't run down the stairs, Fluttershy..."
I was frightened to my soul, my heart almost jumped out of my chest, and I jumped into the air. That's when I found out that I was floating above the ground.
"A-Am I.. flying?" I thought, shocked to finally notice that I actually have wings! At least one good thing has happened to me.
"*Tsk tsk* Always scared of everything, uh?" said the bunny again.
"How are you able to do this?" - I asked astonished. - "How am I able to do this?" I asked referring to new superhuman ability.
"What? Scare you? That's like, the easiest thing ever." he said in a mocking tone.
"How dare you to say something like that to Adolf Hitl-" I stopped as I recalled my old life.
"Adolf what?" the white bunny asked.
"Hey.." - I said gently - "Do you by any chance saw someone called "Eva Hitler" around here?" I asked.
""Someone"? Don't you mean "Somepony"?" - he asked - "Also, don't make that voice. You know I don't like it."
It was at this moment that I realized what I was. A pony. An equine animal. Not even the horse, which is strong and powerful, but a pony: A smaller and weaker creature.
"Somepony..." I said amazed, yet disappointed.
"Did you drink too much cider last night?" he asked confused.
"Ja... Do other.. ponies live around here?" I asked, hopeful.
"Eyup. You have. I'm out." he said as he hopped away.
"*sigh* I gotta find other ponies... people... ponies.. Agh! Scheiße! I don't even know." I said to myself.
I then walked... trotted through the front door.
"At least I know something: My new name apparently is... Flutter... shy. Ugh." I said to myself.
ok let me say this right now, your gonna get alot of hate over this, i hope your prepared for that.
but i will say that this fic is very good. in fact ive been wanting to write something along these lines for a long time but never had the nerve over how people would react to this.
the language barrier is a little distracting but pretty limited. i would look for a English speaking editor to give each chapter a breeze over.
i thoroughly enjoyed this i will wait the next chapter with intrigue.
-HWB
All we need is for Truman to become AJ, Churchill rarity, and Stalin twilight, Mussolini to be rainbow and hirohito to become pinkie pie.
Seriously, I heard ridiculous names for FlutterShy, and on my current list the number 1 was BoobieShy, but AdolfShy? Yep, new best Shy name on the horizon.
I want more!
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
2:48_9/7/2015
This story. Just... what the fuck in the best possible way.
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Title made me think: Kooloo-Limpah!
... That is all
I hope I am not going to Tartarus for following and liking this story.
6399903 The German is actually pretty easy to understand if you know what to look for. If you want a translation of it let me know.
I don't know what to think of this...
A like for now...
6401481 its not the German the German is fine, i understand quite a bit of German and it adds depth to Hitler crossing over to fluttershy its just moments like this i want cleaned up
i don't think these errors are of direct result of the writer first language not being English. but i think with that said they must be hard to spot for him. Which let me to suggest a English speaking editor.
don't get me wrong, i love this writers writing style, its so descriptive and flowing.
-HWB
the fuck?
I find it amusing I can't tell whether this is the author speaking or the character speaking.
Wut
I... I'm going to try reading this. I hope I don't regret it.
so you're saying we can be
grammer nazis
"Mein kleiner Kamp", not "Mein Kleines Kampf". If you want the title to be in German, fucking get it right
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With Patton as Apple Bloom, Montgomery as Sweetie Belle, and Rommel as Scootaloo?
6403896 fuck yeah.
This story is great but I have one question. Why Fluttershy?
Out of the Mane six you picked the one furthest away from Hitlers pursonality, if you had picked Pinkie, it still would be off, but most ponies would treat this sudden personality change as "It's Pinkie Pie, don't question it."
This is stupid in the best possible way.
Is it wrong for me to say I really like this?
If so, then I don't want to be right.
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Your question also contains the answer. As the most different, it is the most shocking choice available.
I... What?
Tracking!
All we need now is Rainbow Dash to become Fegelein and perform his great antics.
what
Yeah, I’m gonna need a 44 gallon drum of premium grade ‘wat’ for this.
WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK.
6407365 Agreed.
Next chapter, make sure to put a space between paragraphs, but otherwise, it's pretty good.
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I agree with that.
what is this
You said your english is terrible, I disagree: apart from a couple of was in place of what, which can be passed as german accent by the way, I saw no errors anywhere
Please, do go on, I'm eager to read more
wat
"You used to hate the old me, that's OK I hated a lot of other things to" Like JEWS
This has got to be the single weirdest HiE in existence... and I like it.
Ah, this corner of the internet. Actually, this looks quite enjoyable. Let's see where it goes from here... I wonder how long it'll take for the other elements to notice?
Hahaha, hell. yeah! It's unique, funny, and the author does his own coverart. I've been watching him on deviantart for his nazi ponies, and now I'll follow him here for his head honcho nazi in a pony story. And hey, maybe Eva is Big Mac.
New chaoter plz
For fuhrershy
Just thinking. Wouldn't 'Lebt wohl.' fit more in this scene, since he will never see them again?
Please. The mustache is VERY important!
Also good work on that chapter. I'd love to see this continue!
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Best! Comment! Ever!
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On that note, let's be a grammar nazi!
"Mein kleiner Kampf" would be correct. But I personally would like the title if he is part English, like that: "My little Kampf" so that other people who are not able to speak German can get the title joke!
Mein kleiner = My little
I never expected to get into this but hey things happen plz moar.
6916303 On ze works
6952327 Always good to hear.
Rip
6952327 It's been almost a year, please
holy molly