The sun was high in the sky when we reached town proper. The yellows and browns of the quaint thatch cottages and surrounding rolling greens were glowing bright under the afternoon sun. The town square was a riot of colour, with parents and older siblings shepherding wayward fillies and colts home from school mixing with the shoppers thronging the market stalls. Anything and everything, from the smell of fresh spiced haybread, to Noi and Lyra competing at selling scout cookies, to the Cutie Mark Crusaders' getaway wagon speeding away from an angry Octavia, all seemed to give Princess Luna pause. I swear even Opalescence must be less distractible than the Princess of the Night.
I idly imagined Princess Luna as an overgrown kitten. It wasn't difficult with how her ears and tail were swaying excitedly as she took in the small town sights.
She wasn't alone in being distractible. Others around us would stop in their tracks, mostly to stare at the Princess. Sure, her mane and tail were a dishevelled tangle of twigs and leaves, and her coat had seen better, less muddy days. But her elfin form and the constant smile of wonder on her face didn't fail to captivate anypony.
"So, what were you doing out in the forest?" I finally asked her, half out of curiosity, but mostly to keep her focused enough to keep up.
"It was just a routine sortie for the Long Patrol." The Princess said, offhoofedly. I swear I've heard Fluttershy sound more excited about paying her taxes. It was the biggest understatement ever since Rainbow Dash accused Twilight of 'liking books'. It was sort of like saying 'Oh, it was just another Monday. A centaur went around stealing everypony's cutie marks'. The Long Patrol is known to be the most badflank division of the royal guard. Their job description includes being badflanks, keeping a lid on the wild monsters, being badflanks, kicking pirate plot and taking bandit names, and, did I mention, being badflanks?
"There is a Cliffhanger unaccounted for. We normally keep an eye on them between hibernations. They keep to themselves mostly but it's still worth making sure they don't come anywhere close to our settlements." Princess Luna turned away from watching Cloud Kicker and Blossomforth bicker over the placement of a cloud hanging over a worried-looking Lyra Heartstrings. "But when we reached one nest this year it was empty. We tracked it south east until the trail went cold. I split up from my squad to search this region."
This has gotta be the most forewarning we've ever had for a monster attack (Or a 'friendship problem') in Ponyville, ever. "Should I be making sure Twi and her friends are the best of bestest friends for the afternoon, just in case?" I suggested. Maybe make them a picnic basket, get them together on that hill overlooking Ponyville, air one of Twi's old hangups, group hug and arm the rainbow laser, then BOOM! Monster showdown time! Yep, sounds like a plan.
No, I certainly wasn't getting all jumpy and trigger-happy with the friendship canon. Not at all.
"My squad sent me a message by messenger owl last night." She said. "Our scouts picked up its trail leading into a cave in the Ghastly Gorge. I was going to join them but, um..." Her cheek turned the colour of an awkward strawberry.
She totally didn't get lost.
"My armour. Yes, that's it. My 'plot armour', the enchanted full-plate I need to face the Cliffhanger, got damaged in a tussle with a bandersnatch a week ago." She declared, her look almost challenging anypony to suggest it was anything other than her armour. "I must get it repaired if I am to rejoin my squad."
"Huh, I was wondering where your usual crown, horseshoes and chest plate are." I said.
"Hah, with armour like that I would just as well be leading an army of breezies. Though that appears to be sufficient when facing the court of nobles." She gave a derisive scoff, "Neigh, I am more comfortable in good sturdy full-plate out on the field." She stopped to watch Dinky run along with a length of rope in her mouth, pulling a pegasus filly, Alula, into the air behind her.
"Lemme guess, that's also the reason your mane's not all magick-y glow-y and stuff?" I asked, bringing her attention back to our trek to the spa.
"It might be useful to remind the nobles and foreign dignitaries exactly who their Princess of the Night is. But out on the field it is like wearing the bastard child of a searchlight and a death wish on my head. And I am quite attached to my head." The Princess said, "Speaking of my armour, I really would like to have it fixed so I may resume my mission."
"Hay, I can fix it for you." I offered, "I fix all of Twilight's magical lab equipment all the time. I'm sure I can fix an enchanted suit of armour."
Her face lit up like the sun at that. "That is very kind of you, dear Spike. You would have all my thanks."
"Yeah, it's no problem at all, Princess." I gave her a dismissive wave of my claw. It's not like I have much else to do with how little Twilight has me do.
As we reached the edge of the market we ran into a familiar figure. "Hello!" Fiddly Faddle, the town fiddler, doffed her white rancher hat at us as she trotted past.
Princess Luna only waved back awkwardly, seemingly unsure of what to say.
"Dear Spike, what do I say?"
She turned to whisper to me.
"Why don't you just say 'good day'?"
I suggested with a shrug.
"What a strange little town."
Princess Luna frowned,
"Everypony just walks up to say...."
And then the town randomly erupted into song and dance. Because ponies.
"Hello!"
Carrot Top waved her wares at us from her stall.
"Good day!"
A trio of weather ponies flew by, pushing rain clouds through the air.
"Hello!"
Cherry Berry waved down from her big purple hot air balloon.
"Good Day!"
A random stallion popped out of a random barrel of random jam.
"YEAAAH!"
Bulk Biceps flexed.
"They're greeting me like they're all so familiar."
Princess Luna murmured in bewilderment,
"As if I am one of them.
Why's this friendliness peculiar?
Can I really be the same?
And really fit into this picture?"
"Hello, ma'am!"
Mr. Cake doffed his baker's cap at the Princess as they crossed paths.
"Um, good day, sir."
The Princess replied, taking a surprised half-step back.
"How are you?"
Mr. Cake asked, the Cake twins climbing up on either side of his mane to peer down at the Princess curiously.
"I'm...." The Princess suddenly put on a watery smile as she took a deep breath.
"I'm just swell, thanks! And you?"
She replied, dropping her High Unicornian speech entirely at the drop of a hat.
"All the better for you asking me."
Mr. Cake chuckled, turning to me,
"Hay, Spike, happy Birthday! See you at the party!"
I waved back at him in reply.
"Look, I did it!"
Princess Luna gasped at me.
"I talked to ponies, such a feat!
And they didn't run and hide
It's the might of my disguise!
Keep it up, might even have a reprise!"
"Hello!"
The conductor, All Aboard, hailed us from the Friendship Express as it rumbled past.
"Good day!"
The Princess waved excitedly at the entire trainful of ponies.
"Just keep it cool, really."
I advised.
"Hello!"
A trio of fillies playing skip rope greeted.
"Good day!"
Princess Luna called back, joining in with a hop and a skip on the rope.
"You don't really need to shout."
I winced, shielding my ears.
"I need...Six muffins?!"
Ditzy Doo squeaked, pushing a basket pleadingly across the counter at Sugarcube Corner, putting on her best puppy-dog eyes all the while.
"That's too expensive."
Pinkie Pie said with a stern look.
"Psyche!"
She suddenly broke into a fit of giggles,
"It's just a shout-out!"
She passed Ditzy an entire avalanche of muffins.
"Now watch me as I double the fuuuun!"
Princess Luna twirled off the skipping rope to throw a forehoof into the air.
"Why'd these songs have to be so overdone?"
I sighed.
"For years I've studied this tongue so peculiar,"
The Princess sang, ears swivelling to and fro as she listened in on the ponies she trotted past.
"Catching up with times, don't be left behind!"
She paused by Dr. Hooves' clock store to look at the storefront display.
"The clock now moves with me.
I'll keep up, so you'll see!"
She gave a grandfather clock a determined smirk.
"I shall conquer this language of the young!"
"Ooooooooh, isn't this amazing?
With this guise nopony need fear me~"
Princess Luna gestured at the ponies around her.
"No royal pomp nor circumstance
would stop this song and dance
'Cause I'm a pony just like them!"
"C'mon you noobs, let's pwn these ponies!"
A very excited Button Mash shouted at his arcade console.
"LOL, Rumble you're still just level three!"
He teased his pegasus playmate, Rumble.
"I need to talk the talk,"
The Princess said, listening closely to Button Mash and Rumble chatter away.
"And also walk the walk."
She added, watching Sweetie Belle scoot along the ground past us.
"Turn monologue into dialogue!
I need to try and fit the bill."
Princess Luna sang determinedly.
"Just say 'Good day', it's always a good day
In Ponyville!"
Everypony else around her cheered.
As the flash mob around Princess Luna thickened, another voice rose up from the crowd. It was silvery and plummy, perhaps trying a little too hard to be so.
"Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
There was something about her I just can't tell
She is beautiful, it's true
But there's more to her I'm sure
Need to remember why her face rings a bell!"
"Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy?"
The flower trio sighed as their eyes followed somepony through the crowd.
"Prince Blueblood, oh he's so cute!
Bestill my heart, I'm hardly breathing!
He's such a tall, fair, strong and handsome brute!"
They swooned before falling over into a twitching heap on the ground.
"Hello."
Zecora said, waving a forehoof over her stall's bubbling cauldron.
"Pardon."
"Good day."
Two yaks greeted through mouthfuls of Ponyville apple pie.
"My toaster needs repair."
Sparkler floated a flaming toaster over to a light gray unicorn in a navy blue repairpony's overalls.
"Hello!"
Tree Hugger and a tree greeted us.
"Good day."
Twin stallions doffed their hats from atop a steam-powered harvester.
"10 seconds flat!"
Rainbow Dash barked commandingly at her weather ponies.
"'Scuse me!"
"This cloud...rains jam!"
Clear Skies complained at the Cloudsdale Weather Factory booth.
"Actually it's pecan."
The mare behind the booth, Raindrops, said, taking a taste.
"Please let me through!"
"Now watch me as I double the fuuuun!"
Princess Luna declared, waving a forehoof into the air.
"By tonight I shall have your mystery unfurled!"
The loud plummy voice sang one last time before he was drowned out by a chorus of townsponies.
"Don't need the words or steps,
just join in the song and dance!"
The ponies sang.
"Like a pony I will sing
Watch me, I'll fit right in"
Princess Luna sang as she struggled to keep up.
"Make up the lyrics and wing the steps"
The chorus went on.
"I'll be just like everypony!"
The Princess declared determinedly, fitting into the chorus as she prepared to join in the wind up for the final reprise.
"Just say 'Good day', it's always a good day"
Everypony cheered as hats, muffins and even a flaming toaster were tossed up into the air. A wing of weather ponies swooped across the town square, shedding clouds that burst in colourful jam and pecan.
"In Ponyville!"
"Hello!"
"Good day!"
"Hello!"
"Good day!"
"Hello!"
"Good day!" The Princess sang, raising her forehooves into the air. She blinked awkwardly before looking around, only to find the townsponies had resumed whatever it was they were doing at the market. A few even gave her odd looks. She dropped her forehooves awkwardly to the ground, looking almost as if she wanted to pull her withers over her head. A teeny pony-squee escaped her lips as she erupted into a furious blush.
"Uh, are you alright, Princess?" I asked, wearily.
"Yes, of course, I am whole and unblemished." The Princess straightened up like a shot. "I-I mean..." She quickly cleared her throat as if she might swallow the blush. To its credit, it was a pretty stubborn blush. "Spike, didya see that? Didya? I spoke to ponies and they didn't scarper!" She put on an excited grin, completely dropping her usual high Unicornian speech. It took me a little by surprise. I mean, I know she had been working hard at shedding her old High Unicornian accent and mannerisms over the years. But I didn't realize she was able to turn it off completely. But then I suppose she was never one to reveal all the cards in her hoof. "Wowzees, this is, like, so cool! C'mon, Spike, let's chat up more ponies!"
Something about her speech was really beginning to grate on me. And I'm best friends with Pinkie Pie so that's saying something. "Uh, yeah, sure, Princess. But could we maybe dial the speech back a little?" I suggested. "It's a little too...uh, advanced for Ponyville." Princess Luna was more like Twilight than I thought; She takes everything seriously, even 'adapting' to modern day speech.
"Is it?" The Princess frowned, returning to her High Unicornian, "I studied many examples of contemporary speech quite carefully, and this one appeared to be the most 'developed'."
Yeah. Developed on an alien planet, probably. "It's probably a little too developed, Princess. I mean, have you ever heard Twilight or her friends speak that way?" I pointed out the local standards for sanity. I suddenly realized how desperate I must be seeking sanity in the Elements of Harmony.
"Good point, Spike. Sorry, got a teensy bit carried away. It's not everyday I get to practice, y'know. Is this okay?" She asked, retaining the cheerful spring in her tone but trimming out all the alien bits.
Well, my ears were no longer trying to pull themselves inside out, so it was a start. "Perfect, Princess." I gave her a weary nod of approval as we fell into step along mane street.
"Is something bothering you?" Princess Luna gave me a worried look, "It's not me, is it?" Her ears drooped worriedly.
"No, no, of course not, Princess." I waved a claw dismissively, "It's just...nothing." I lied.
"You've been looking down ever since the baker pony wished you a happy birthday." Nothing escapes the Princess of the Night, it seems. "You're worried about Blueblood and tonight's party, aren't you?" She guessed it in one.
"I am." I admitted. There was no escaping the Night, after all. "It doesn't make any sense. If he wants to help the council get along better with the nobles, why invite them to my birthday? They could have had a separate party to do just that. Not that I mind helping the council and all that," I lied again, "But something's real fishy here."
"Hm." The Princess nodded, tapping her chin thoughtfully with a wing. "You are not wrong. It is peculiar." She slipped back into her High Unicornian, "Our nephew is nothing if not consistent in one purpose; The pursuit of power. The Council of Friendship is a new and untapped source of political influence. He appears wise enough to know he cannot simply find a seat on the council, at least not immediately." Her eyes widened as a sudden thought occurred to her, "So he must seek to be the intermediary between the Council and the rest of Equestria's political powers, the nobles. Inviting the nobles and the Council to a party at his own manor would have made his intentions obvious. Having the Council themselves host the party would cut him out of any dealings. So, a compromise; Invite the nobles to a gathering honouring the Council member he deems easiest to overshadow. Take the spotlight at the party and make himself the go-to-pony for all Council dealings." She thought out loud.
"The...member easiest to overshadow." I murmured, bitterly. Yeah, that'd have to be me. And there was nothing I could do to stop him. Hay, I'd probably trip over my tail and send the cake flying or something and just hoof everything to Blueblood on a silver platter. And simply not going would just make it all that much easier for him.
"Sorry, dear Spike, I meant nothing by that statement, just the fact that the other Council members are Elements who carry more renown amongst nobles and commoners alike." Princess Luna added in an effort to soothe my pride. It didn't help much.
"Can I warn them?" I asked, "Twilight and her friends I mean?"
"We have no evidence. T'is but mere supposition on our part." Princess Luna said, grimly, "If he plays the unjustly accused victim he may deepen the schism forming in the Council as we speak."
"Isn't there anything I can do?" I was almost pleading. My friends were facing an enemy out to get them, one they couldn't even see let alone blast with rainbow powers. And all I could do is watch. Again.
This sucks.
Princess Luna took me by surprise. "There is." She said, giving me a calculating look. "As I said, his plan probably hinges upon him overshadowing you at the party. But should you outshine him, I expect his plan would backfire upon his wretched plot most spectacularly."
"How am I going to do that?" I asked, seeing the glaring flaw in her plan. I'm Spike. As much as I hate to admit it, I don't shine, let alone outshine. "I don't even have a date for the opening dance."
"Simple." Princess Luna smiled a worryingly dangerous smile, "All you need is somepony there to help you shine."
"But who...?" I began before we were suddenly interrupted.
"Hi, Spike." We paused in our steps to find Twilight and Fluttershy coming down the spa's front steps. I didn't even realize we had arrived. "Great timing. I really wanted to speak to you." Twi smiled as she trotted up to me.
For some reason neither of them seemed to notice the Princess next to me. Princess Luna didn't greet them either, instead opting to shuffle backwards into the shadows of a nearby alleyway. Huh, must be some kind of 'Background Pony' spell. Well, the worst thing I could do was draw attention to her when she obviously didn't want it. "Hi, Twi. Whassup?" I asked, working hard to keep my tone as casual as possible. It was difficult to pretend that morning didn't happen, but I somehow managed. Because I'm all mature and grown-up and all that. "You didn't drop all your lists in the bath again, did you?"
"Um." Twilight was quick to dig through her saddlebags. She surfaced once more, a look of relief on her face, satisfied she had all two hundred of the lists she normally carried on a regular spa outing. "Nope, course not, I'm not that silly." She chuckled, waving a forehoof dismissively at me. "Though now that you mention it, somepony did drop a can lid in the bath...." She added, tapping a hoof on her chin with a frown.
Oh, so that's where my dragonfire sent it. Good to know it didn't buy me a one-way ticket to the sun.
"Ahah, so, uh, what was it you wanted to see me about?" I asked, smoothly.
"Oh, yes, I kinda wanted to give you two early presents, Spike." Twi said. "I know you said you don't want to have birthday presents if you can help it, but these are special."
"Special presents?!" I felt my heart flutter with excitement, my claws quiver with anticipation, before I could even stop them. I don't even remember what actually happened on that fateful birthday. I just woke up in midair with half of Ponyville lying in smoking ruins. My friends wouldn't tell me much other than 'birthday presents turn you funny'. "Uh, cool, thanks, Twi. What is it?" I asked, evenly, doing my best to shut the strange feelings out. I had no need to worry. Twilight wouldn't give me birthday presents if she thought they'd harm anypony, right?
"First of all..." Twilight dug about in her saddlebags with her magic before fishing out a familiar-looking key. "Tah dah! There you go, Spike." She floated the key over to me.
"Hay...." Recognition dawned on me as I held the key in the palm of my claws. The weight, the feel, surely it can't be– "Twilight, is this the key to the library?" I gasped. No, not just any library. The Ponyville Library. We had spent a good year rebuilding it from the ground up. It was just about ready to serve the town again. All it needed was a good librarian. And now...
"Yeah, it is." Twilight nodded with a bright grin, "It's yours. Well, sort of. The library part is still a public facility, but the actual house is yours. And with it comes the title of 'Ponyville Head Librarian'. I can't think of anypony more qualified to pick up where we left off than you, Spike." She gave me a nod of approval.
"Wow, that's amazing, I..." My excitement slowly ebbed away as I realized what this meant. I gulped. "Twi, does...does this mean I'm moving out?" I slowly looked up at her. She had always been with me ever since I hatched. I had never lived away from her. I couldn't imagine living away from her. And I had always been her number one assistant. Wait, does that mean...? "Now that you have all those servants, do you...." I couldn't help but choke on my own words, "...do you not need me as your assistant anymore?"
I barely finished before I was swept up in a tight hug. "No, Spike." I heard Twilight firmly say, her forehooves pulling me tight against her. I felt her wings closing around us like a curtain to give us a little privacy. "You're forever my little brother, my closest family forever and ever. Literally." I felt my heart tighten at her words, as if clinging onto ever syllable. I knew it, yeah, but there and then I simply had to hear them. "And I don't want you to move out. The castle feels empty enough even without a family member leaving. But you're eighteen now. I want you to have the option if you ever want it. Besides, that library was our home. I want to know it's in good hooves. Or claws." She chuckled. "And I'll always need you Spike. More than you know. Which brings me on to my second present." She slowly eased her hug to look down at me, giving me a warm, sisterly smile. "I, Princess Twilight Sparkle, do hereby dub thee Sir Spike, Knight of Friendship and Number One Assistant."
Trust Twilight to be as cheesy as hay, but I wasn't complaining. I was too busy cheering in glee. Yeah, call it whatever you want, but I'm a dragon living in the middle of a land of ponies. It always feels good to know they still want me, that they still need me in some way, no matter how small.
Besides, 'Knight' of anything was way cool.
"Thanks, Twi!" I pulled her into a hug doubly tight, "You're the best-est!"
"Wow, easy on the ribs, Spike." She squeaked, "Yeah, I was planning to give you all that tonight, but hay, why wait?" She chuckled. "That said I will still be bestowing the title on you officially at the party. So, uh..." She gave me a meek little smile, scraping a forehoof on the ground nervously, "...you're coming to the party, right?"
And just like that I felt my happy-balloon go up in a burst of flame. I gripped the key tightly, just shy of twisting it in two. So this was all just to make sure I came to the party? Yeah, of course, hard to look good in front of the nobles if the guest of honour himself failed to show up. The more I thought about it, the more it appealed to me. I just wanted to get away from everything, everypony. Hay, even moving out was starting to look good.
But I quickly bit it all back, knowing I'd only end up saying something I'd regret. I'm not a kid anymore, after all. "About my dance partner...." Was all that made it to my mouth.
"Well, Fluttershy can..." Twilight waved a forehoof at Fluttershy who was quick to nod in agreement. But before Twi could say anymore, a certain wild Princess suddenly reappeared.
"Oh, Sparks, there you are!" Princess Luna trotted up to me, placing a friendly forehoof on my shoulder. "Sorry, I got distracted watching a runaway DJ booth." She chuckled. "Oh, greetings, your Highness, and your Excellency Ms. Fluttershy of the Council." She was quick to offer a deep bow. It felt rather surreal, watching Princess Luna bow to Twilight.
Twilight couldn't help but frown at the Princess. I couldn't blame her. There was something about the Princess' bedraggled look that just draws you in. It was almost endearing in a way. Fluttershy's expression, on the other claw, was unreadable from where she hid behind Twilight. Still, they were both polite enough to wait for an introduction.
"Oh, Twi, Flutters, this is..." I began, waving a claw at Princess Luna. That was when I drew a blank, realizing I obviously couldn't call her that. I struggled to make up a name on the spot. The best I could come up with was 'Sundae Sprinkles' for some reason.
"My name is Moonlight Sonata, Your Highness." The Princess swooped in to save me. 'Moonlight Sonata'? That name sounded familiar but for some reason I couldn't really place it.
"Twilight's fine. Nice to meet you, Ms. Sonata." Twilight said, with a smile that didn't quite reach up to her eyes. "You're Spike's friend, are you?" She asked, not even bothering to hide the suspicion in her voice.
"Please, call me Sona. And yes, I suppose you can call us 'friends'. I suppose going to the dance together makes us 'friends'." She smiled, brightly.
"Wait, you are?" I blurted out, before I was cut short by a subtle tail-nudge from the Princess. "I mean, yeah, we're totally dancing, cause we're friends. And that's what friends do. Dance." I rambled, awkwardly, before I realized I was better off shutting up. Sona's struggle to avoid grimacing kinda helped.
"Is that so?" Twilight frowned, lighting up her horn to idly twirl a strand of her mane. Except I knew better than anypony that Twilight never casts spells needlessly. Plus she's a master of multi-casting; Using multiple spells at once. She was probably masking some sort of spell meant to peer through the Prince-...Sona's disguise.
"Yeah. We've been friends for a few years actually." I quickly said, "I bumped into her camping out in the forest and told her about my problems with the opening dance." Technically none of that was a lie. I had in fact known the Princess for years by then.
"Yep. And I quickly offered to bail him out of trouble." Sona grinned. "Because I'm real nice like that."
"Hmm." Twilight's horn dimmed, seemingly satisfied with her cursory magical examination. "It just came as a bit of a surprise. Spike never really spoke of you before."
"Y'know, I'm actually not surprised Sparks has never mentioned me. He just keeps a lot to himself." Sona shrugged her withers.
"Does he?" Twilight chuckled, dryly, giving me a look, "So, do you live around here? I've never seen you in town before." She went on with all the subtlety of a flying brick.
"I'm a royal guard. We met in Canterlot over some donuts at a Power Pony comic convention. I tour with the Long Patrol most of the time but we swap letters and meet up whenever I'm on leave." Sona explained, surprisingly smoothly. The cover story was actually very believable, considering all the subtle details she had thrown in. I half expected her to be awkward at this whole disguise thing. But she was turning out a regular master spy. "Don't worry, Twilight, I'm not some evil foalnapper out to steal away your lovely little baby brother." Sona giggled, cheerfully.
"Oh, uh..." Twilight faltered at being called out so bluntly. "No, sorry, I didn't mean to suggest that." She hung her head a little, ears drooping flat against her mane. "It's just a bit of a surprise that Spike has...." Twi frowned, seemingly fishing for words.
"...other friends?" Sona finished for her with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah." Twilight nodded, pursing her lips a little. Wait, really, Twilight?
"I don't see why. He's the friendliest dragon ever." Sona spoke up for me. "Though that isn't exactly difficult." She giggled, nudging me in the shoulder.
"Hay! Easy on the ego there, Sona." I joined in on the charade.
"Yeah, I know. Sorry, I really shouldn't be so surprised." Twilight hung her head in shame. For a moment I felt a little bad. "So, uh, did you come to town for his birthday?" She asked, suddenly looking up at Sona. Smooth change of topic, Twilight.
"Yeah. I took my camp leave early and left my unit out near Dodge Junction. I tried to wing it here to try and make it in time. I really wanted to be here for Sparks' birthday this year. And that was when Sparks here kinda saved me from starvation in the forest." Sona chuckled, patting me on the shoulder with a forehoof. "The least I can do to repay him is make sure he looks good tonight. And now that I'm going to be accompanying the dragon of the hour, I'm gonna need to look the part." She nodded at the spa.
"Uhuh." Twilight nodded, awkwardly, "Well, good. Good to see you have somepony, Spike. For the dance, I mean. Um, enjoy the spa, you two. I mean, I'm not suggesting you should use it together. You could go separately. Uh..."
"We get it, Twi." I smiled gently, patting her on her withers comfortingly. "We'll see you at the party tonight."
"Uh, yeah, see you." Twi nodded as she trotted away. Fluttershy was quick to break into a canter alongside her, seemingly relieved to finally be on her way, well, away.
Twilight looked over her shoulder at me a few times, even pausing to peer around a street corner. I couldn't help but sigh as I held the spa door open for Sona.
"Thank you, Sparks. Such a gentlecolt." Sona, I mean, the princess said with a smile. "Are you alright?" Her smile turned into a worried frown as the door closed behind us, shutting out the street outside.
"I'll live." I muttered, darkly. I'm not a baby dragon. I'm mature enough to know that Twi would not have asked me to come to the party if she wasn't sure it would be best for me. Still, I couldn't help but think of how much of it was helping her maintain her appearances before the nobles. "And, uh, are you sure, Princess? About going to the party with me?"
"Sure I'm sure, Sparks." The Princess gave me a wink, "I already said I owe you a boon, twice repaid. Oh, and call me 'Sona'. We might as well get some practice in, right?" She giggled, excitedly.
Something told me somepony was actually enjoying this little game. But for some reason seeing Sona truly enjoy herself was encouraging. In part it was a relief that accompanying me wasn't entirely a chore for her. But mostly, I couldn't help but like Moonlight Sonata's impish little smile.
"Now let's have at these duckies of rubber!" She declared with excited glee.
Yeah, just can't help it.
Dear god, I just read the premise/summary and I'm already hooked!
Though how did you plan how many chapters it'd have ahead of time?
Liked and fave'd to read later, since I haven't not enjoyed one of your stories yet.
6219330 Thankies. And I know because I've written everything up to chapter 4 and have it all outlined to the big finale.
A little leaf I took out of PussPuss' book. Literally.
6219338 Thankies! Much appreciated.
6219393 I would read now, but too busy with Lufia 2 Ancient Cave Race HYPE!
Faved and liked. Good to see some ponies have Spike's back, read too many stories where Spike is alone all the time. Reading this is like a breath of fresh air. Cant wait to read the next chapeters
An underrated and under-used ship and I'm loving this! Writing is great and i'm loving this! Good characterization and I'm loving this!
... did I mention I'm loving this?
I particularly enjoyed Dash's not-so-subtle exposition of Rarity's behavior.
Oh god my stiches!! This story made me laugh so hard I think I popped a few. I should never read your stuff right after surgery. Oh well it was totally orth the pain now I can get the pretty nurse to give me morphine. Keep up the good work
Congrats on the feature ^^ I'm loving the story so far!
Ahh yes, another uncommon Spike pairing to grace the masses.
Anything with Luna in it is perfect.
I'm glad to see that our little Spiky Wiky here is getting a little more love, considering everything he's done for the mane six, I think he fully deserves to have a little somepony of his own, don't you think?
My guess about "Spike's" party:
Blueblood wants all the nobles there so he can be seen proposing marriage to Rarity.
I'm enjoying this greatly. Can't wait for the rest.
Hah! Thanks for the unsolicited pimping! I'm not writing many Spikeships these days, considering my current multi-part story. I'll definitely be following this, though. You do good work, so I expect a good story out of this! Congrats on hitting the box!
And every last inch of Blueblood is covered in hair
Well, he is a pony, so I guess that's true?
I could totally see Blueblood as Gaston, Rarity as Belle and Spike as the Beast
Although in this case, Luna is Belle, hm?
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SO MANY REFERENCES
probably don't know most of 'em though...
6220634 Sure, because she's clearly manipulating him and it wasn't clear either by her stammering that she had no clue Spike was serious about it. How tragic that just wanting something or someone doesn't get you what you want every single time.
This is great. I await more my friend.
This definitely has me interested. Keep up the good work.
So I loved with, Luna, right now!
This isn't a legal proceeding, Luna. The standards are much, much lower here.
This is both hilarious and intriguing, I can't wait for more.
>>the Nth Doctorwhat? A cloud? I want a cloud!
eeeeeeeeeeeee!!! The Long Patrol!!
How can one NOT like and favorite this story?! I love this Luna! She's so adorable!
6220223 I hope to the Royal Sister's that you are wrong, because if you aren't, I will kill Blueblood with my own four bare hooves, and I don't want to be banished to the moon.
6220993 And again, I have the urge to bellow "Eulalia"
Fancy that...
I have to say, these are some interesting characterizations. Twilight getting swallowed up in the soulless quagmire of Politics is interesting and somewhat fitting. She is one to go all in on anything she tries, even sometimes forgetting her own past lessons in the process and needing a kick in the rump when she does.
Rainbow Dash's is great because she's being her brash and loyal self, but for Spike and, outside of actual SpikeDash shipping, a lot of people seem to just write off her interactions with him. And to a smaller part, Applejack trying to keep the peace while not ruffling any fetahers.
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Well, to be honest, from her part in this, she's either being manipulative or is the outright most oblivious she can be of the situation, and bits like the 'Sickly Sweet Smile' tend to lean towards the former. And she doesn't seem to stammer over Rainbow's accusation, but she seemed more angry and tried to play it off as Spike being alright with her suggestions, an argument we didn't see the end of because Spike didn't either, so we don't really know what sort of turn it took. That said, we'll be better able to tell by her next appearence now that Rainbow and outed the not-so-secret secret, so the ball is in her court to show her true colors.
Really, I have to agree with Dash on this, though, since whether Rarity is being manipulative or not, it seems more and more like Twilight and Rarity are caring less about Spike's big day and more about how it can be used, for Twilight to push forward her political agenda and for Rarity to help her help Blueblood. It's not really putting either in the best light. Rarity is, again, wither a manipulative nag aiming for the 'Sweet and Elite' again, or the outright most oblivious being on the continent, and Twilight is too caught up in politics to realize how it's making her 'little brother' feel. But with a line like this, though-
Might mean Twilight is starting to see the writing on the wall. Whether she plans to try and change and how remains to be seen, and again, for Rarity it will depend on how she acts with Dash's statement out in the open.
On a separate note, though, I do hope to see more of Rainbow in this, it's nice to see this type of relationship with her and Spike, as opposed to the usual 'friend of my friends' distant thing they often have.
This is good. Very good. I'm following.
6221434 One thing that strikes me whenever I read one of these stories, is that whether the author intends it or not (I'm not trying to guess what the author here is trying to do in chapter 1, unlike others) is that Sparity wishy-washers always blame the whole thing on Rarity being insensitive by not doing what Spike wants, rather than Spike being obsessive about someone he can't realistically have. Forget the species. Forget the age difference (which to a lot of people here doesn't matter at all). You are asking Rarity to put out just because it's Spike's 18th birthday so now, naturally, she has to. Just because he would want her to. Not even because he asked. Surprise! He didn't ask her. Ignore whatever she might want or not. If she's not doing what Spikey-wikey wants, the Sparity fans are not happy and she's a bitch. Hey, maybe, Rainbow Dash here could have been less of a bitch herself, and had told Spikey-wikey it was not going to happen years before to avoid this whole situation. But I guess that wouldn't work with the almighty Sparity Headcanon.
6221434 You, are insightful.
One thing I would like to know though, what does being 18 mean for him as opposed to what we've seen? How big is he now? Does he have any extra appendages? Stuff like that. Because any shipping where Spike is older, but still physically the same is a bit, you know, ewww. And unless I've been given some picture, that's what's in my head.
Another masterpiece. I love your usage of the work hoofsies, it's so very cute. You have a unique skill for making ruling monarchs adorable.
Pretty interesting story. That'll show some different angle of Princess Luna, as a cute young mare (In attitude). But hoooooweeeh, does that song brought the joys for Luna, like... it's understandable...ly AWESOME!
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"One thing that strikes me whenever" I read comments like this is they make up arguments and motivations for the other people who have made comments and assume that it's always whatever motivation that makes their opponents seem as stupid as possible, in this case about how unfair it is that Spike doesn't get Rarity at all, rather than the actual gripe of "It's unfair that Rarity takes advantage of Spike being willing to do anything for her in a way that is super obviously, from the outside, motivated by his huge crush on her."
I mean, if it's about Sparity worship, yeah, that's ridiculous, but you act as if it is unreasonable to expect that Rarity, as the adult who has a child with a crush on her, should know better than to use that crush he has to get him to do things she wants. Or that, also as the adult, she shouldn't be expected to have the self-awareness to understand that Spike has a crush on her and treat him appropriately, instead being oblivious and inadvertently taking advantage of his feelings.
I'm not sure it's possible for you to write a bad story
Just two chapters and I'm already clamoring for my next fix
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One thing that strikes me whenever I read responses like these is that they completely miss the point and also happen to do exactly what they are accusing the others of doing.
My issue (reinstated) is with people assuming that Rarity is intentionally leading him on, rather than effing stopping to think that a "teenager" Spike such as is presented here is old enough to make his own choices and if he's being 'led on here' as you seem to insist, instead of Rarity being oblivious, it's his own damn fault for being in denial.
Edit. Effit. I deleted the rest of my post. You can keep whining as much as you want for Spike's so unfair life. I won't bother answering.
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This isn't about her having to be with Spike, neither I not Rainbow mentioned that. All Rainbow said was to stop manipulating him and stop stringing him along. This is about perspective. Whether Rarity knows or not, from Rainbow's, it's so obvious that there's no way she couldn't know, so the only answer for her is that Rarity is willfully manipulating him, which, as I said, could be true or she could actually be totally oblivious to his feelings. The only further this I said was little bits of her actions seemed to make it lean a bit towards her knowing and manipulating him, in the same way a similar girl might bat her eyes at a guy for some outcome she wants. It doesn't necessarily mean she's doing it out of any sort of Spite or anything like that, but like I said, both she and Twilight seem to be forgetting this is Spike's birthday.
Spike himself hasn't said anything about her having to like him, he dislikes all the other stallions she goes after, but he also seems to lament the fact he never makes a move. He's hesitant, but he's hopeful, while also knowing he can't get her if he doesn't actually try. He's trapped by his own uncertainty. At the same time, though, he wouldn't completely believe Dash saying he has no chance for the same reason a lot of people wouldn't believe it until they hear it from the object of their affection, because they hold out on that hope, which is part of what ticks Dash off. Heck, there's probably been times when Twilight tried to steer him away, but couldn't.
As I Said, in Dash's eyes, there's no way Rarity couldn't know, so the only truth to her is that Rarity is stringing him along for her own gain rather than outright shooting him down, and that 'stringing along' in her eyes, would be what would keep Spike from believing he has no chance.
And I'm slightly insulted because at no point did I say she should 'put out' or anything like that. I only specified it as Spike's 18th birthday because it seem like it's as major a point in Spike's life as it can be in some countries here especially given Twilight's giving him the option of moving out if he wants to and Rainbow getting so mad that it's that birthday. And despite it being such a turning point, both Rarity and Twilight are concerned more with how it can benefit their ends, as noble or ignoble as they may be.
I made no mention of Rarity having to return Spike's affection for a reason, because she doesn't have to. I'm not looking at this as a Sparity shipper because, honestly, I'm not. I'm trying to show how this looks from the perspective of all the other characters to better understand their actions.
From Rarity's perspective, she's either oblivious, in which case she's just being her, or being slightly manipulative, but neither means she's being outright malicious. Remember, she has somewhat lost her head before when high society or a high goal was in sight (Both in Sweet and Elite and Rarity Takes Manehattan, and of course, Best Night Ever), and she usually comes around with no major issue. Also remember she has been know to be flirty to get her own ends, which she does in "Putting Your Hoof Down". But this isn't a play or her own birthday or a bundle of carrots, it's Spike's birthday and she's more caught up in hobnobbing with the 'Nobles', Blueblood or not, that she's loosing sight of that.
From Twilight's perspective, she's trying to do good and push through what she believes to be good things, but again, she's loosing sight of her friends, seeing the goal and not paying attention to her path in reaching it, which she has done numerous times before, sometimes bringing close to things disaster or driving herself nuts (Lesson Zero, It's About Time, and to a lesser degree Suited for Success, Bats, Owls Well That Ends Well, and Feeling Pinkie Keen). Heck, even her Ascension was the result of her doing something without realizing the consequences. It's not to say she's a bad pony, as I said, she just sometimes forgets her own lessons.
Rainbow Dash is angry because, from her perspective, Spike's crush is as obvious as the purple of his scales and there's no way Rarity doesn't know. Maybe she could play it off as not wanting to hurt him, and if it were just another day of her batting her eyes and Spike not manning up, Dash would groan internally and let it slide, but now it's effecting a major turning point in his life and she's still stringing him on, which is what sets her off against Rarity and Twilight (Remember, she was getting cheesed at the alicorn, too). It's not about age or species or romance, to her, it's a major point in one friends life, and the others are making it all about them.
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I don't think any real mention of his physical stature has been made, I think, but think more beyond that. Even if he looks basically the same, it's no different from an early bloomer who looks mostly the same at eighteen as they do at fourteen.
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So these things:
Aren't about how this is all about how people want Sparity and want Spike to exactly get what he wants, but all about:
when you said exactly no things about her intent in your comment. Apparently you sent that sentiment in some older comment in this chain I wasn't responding to.
So... my bad. I didn't realize you didn't mean anything about Sparity or people who disagree with you definitely wanting Spike to get Rarity, when you brought it up three times, in response to someone who even admitted that she might just be oblivious, no less. Good communication, there.
And he's had this crush since he was a child, and she apparently hasn't noticed or bothered to do a single thing about it that entire time. And even then, Spike is a teenager with one unresolved (and that includes him finally getting over it) crush since his childhood, and the practical experience of that is completely different from someone with at least multiple transient crushes and one fairly serious romance like Rarity has.
And, to be honest, Spike is flawed for not getting over it earlier. This is, in fact, very nearly a canon flaw of his, and certainly in line with what we know of him. But I find this a sympathetic flaw for him to have, whereas if, somehow, Rarity never noticed that when she flutters her eyelashes that boys (and Spike, specifically) always agree and do things for her, despite obviously turning on "the charm" when she wants something from them in canon she is also flawed, and I find that flaw much less sympathetic than clinging to an infatuation that leads to your own detriment.
Edit: Apparently he quit the conversation with an insult. Can't even be bothered to back out gracefully.
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Whether or not it is applicable here, it's an issue I've noticed in the past as well.
Background pony spell is a reference to Pinkie's suggestion for the name of the Wallflower spell from Stardust.
That song alone...not they usual bored looking lyrics most people throw in as a long insert, but something coporated into the dialogue. You know how to have fun with your words don't you?
yep, i'm no pony no pony at all.
*fades into the background*
I adore the first half of the chapter. The colour-coding switch between violet and green during the song is a bit confusing, but other than that the prose could fit right into an actual episode, and Luna's actions and reactions are all so adorable. Meanwhile, I can definitely visualise the scene with all the background ponies you describe and their actions and mannerisms. Then we finally get the hook of the fic at the end of the chapter, when Luna injects herself into the subtle play of friendship politics going on and becomes Spike's date to the ball.
"It's just a bit of a surprise that Spike has...." Twi frowned, seemingly fishing for words.
"...other friends?" Sona finished for her with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah." Twilight nodded, pursing her lips a little. Wait, really, Twilight?
How Twilight's not overdosing on vitamin Bitch I really never understand.
You really really like that OC name, don't you? I think she's appeared in every one of your fics at one point or another, heh.
Great FO:E reference there.
Guess you said screw it and made this one a reference bomb. I also don't quite see lunas logic in wishing to go discissed I mean if she wished to out shine blue blood wouldn't her princess for easily do that. Also why a pegasus shouldn't she be a unicorn because stealth or not shouldn't she put her duty to the moon and equestria first?