Dear Princess Celestia
Admiral Biscuit
Dear Princess Celestia:
Today Last night, I learned a valuable lesson in a new type of friendship. Pinkie Pie calls it Friendship with Benefits.
I apologize for the brevity of this letter, but I am about to go back to my bedroom and carry out some further experiments.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.
Welp, any pony after Pinkie will have a lot to live up to for poor Twilight.
I pity the stallion?
This is basically "I learned some friendship, screw it, bye." I love it.
Corrupting the youth. I hope Celestia doesn't make Pinkie drink hemlock.
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One of the fun things about being an author is leaving details out and seeing what conclusions people jump to: it could be Pinkie, or a stallion, or . . . well, it could be anypony.
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Thanks!
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Pinkie would probably thrive on Hemlock. A real punishment would be make her eat nothing but kale for a week.
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This is completely unrelated, but I find it hilarious:
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You realize hemlock kills you right?
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It's Pinkie Pie we're talking about. Who knows what hemlock would do to her?
Just because it works on horses and humans doesn't mean it'd have any effect on Pinkie.
ghghhhh
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