Gabe Newell, our lord and savor of PC gaming was sitting on his throne of money and graphics cards one day when he decides that he needs to travel to Equestria and challenge Princess Celestia (as well as Princess Twilight) to a competitive match of Counter Strike: Global Offensive, Team Fortress 2, and Dota 2. Celestia (having nothing better to do) takes Gabe up on his offer and accepts his challenge.
Join this edge of your seat story (note: there are no guarantees that you'll be on the edge of your seat) as Gabe and Celestia game it out in a tournament to determine who gets an exclusive TF2 item!
Also Mike Harrington is in the story too, and Twilight, and Luna doesn't come into the story until towards the end so... Yeah, look forward to that I guess.
Rated T because of the occasional swearing, but they're not abused. It's more like a fine seasoning, they're added just in the right parts and in the right moments to make it a perfect comedy filet.
Hope you enjoy it! And if you don't enjoy it, please feel free to tell me how I'm a terrible person. It's what the comment section is there for.
Our lord GabN
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It bet Saxton Hale gets his powers from the discarded Dorito powder at Gaben's desk.
I'm pretty sure Gaben doesn't have a secretary, or an office for that matter. Valve has this really cool "flat" hierarchy going on where nobody is the boss of anybody, though of all the people that aren't your boss Gaben is the most not your boss there. They also have their desks on wheels so they can move them where ever they want to go, instead of having offices.
The sequel should be Luna verses GabeN, and if Luna wins, HL3 is relased.
They should invite Stephen Hawking for a Quake 3 session.
Please finish le story.
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I recognise that ending reference. And I shall not attempt to react.
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Curse you erratic mindset!
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Praise be unto Gaben.
For the sales, and Gabens glory, are eternal.
Praise be unto Gaben.
See TF2 youtubers are right!
VALVe doesnt play TF2
Ha ha... no
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