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And the arctic seems a bit chilly
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Molestia gunna get rekt!
It's like a trainwreck in slow motion, and you can't help but stand there and watch it happen!
Twilight is definitely not existing on the same plane of reality as everyone here. This should be entertaining to watch.
7260874 I know right?
*grabs popcorn*
more
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Twilight, if I were you I would hide behind something right now!
unless celestias plan is to just jump on top of richard while chrissy looks on i dont see this plan working out
Damn, did we replace twilight with a computer?
What can possibly a simple unicorn do indeed?
Oh this is going to end in fireworks.
I find Twilight's and Celestia's continuing assumption that Chrissy and Richard are less than a match for their intellect... Highly Hilarious
Celestia's gonna go in for that kiss, and she's either gonna get slapped or Chrysalis is gonna turn Canter lot into this;stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4309643/parliament-explosion-o.gif
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Well there is the comedy tag isn't there
I'm starting on Chrissy's now, patience everyone. It'll come...and then I'll promptly fall asleep.
uh-ohh
Heh, they think their plan will actually work.
Tia seems too just want a boy toy, while twilight is power hungry. By the power of the sun twilight has lost her shit and it's amazing.
7261001 Man I love that gif, that is what I imagine will happen to Canterlot and probably other cities and towns if this were to happen. Come on Chrissy, bitch slap dem two ponies for trying to take your man! Teach dem hoes what happens when someone try to take your walking source of love.
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Tia seems what?
7261046 boy toy. Sorry, about that. Ever since Google keyboard up dated it has been a bit zealous with auto correct.
Wow...Twilight's a delusional, jealous little lapdog, isn't she?
For a supposedly smart pony, she sure doesn't seem to get that a complete alien to her planet would not normally be attracted to a pony form, but would also be ignorant of the majority of pony body language as well. Plus given that they've already revealed theselves as manipulative twats in personality to Richard, who is revealed to prioritize personality over looks, it's unlikely they'll have any luck with him outside of magical manipulation...which given Cadance's involvement isn't out of the question.
Still, I look forward to Celestia attempting to kiss him, since it'll probably result in either Chrissy or Richard himself smacking her on her great white schnoz.
Prepare for the shitstorm, it will be a doozy!
Let's hope Celestia can read the situation better than Twi can, else this will be a total clusterfk
Oh who am I kidding, it will end up that way anyway
7261167 I personally hope that Richard "Hyper-Boops" the shit outta her.
yep most defiantly Twilight she is vary stuck on herself.
a good chapter and the next should prove interesting.
how badly will snap when Celestia try's to kiss Richard? will she go full on bug?
Well this is getting interesting, I'm assuming Celestia has some back up plan which the kiss is involved in, possibly a potion or something to make Richard more compliant to her goals (after all, it'd be stupid if she just went all out crazy yandere in the negotiations and against her character, she's more likely to play the "long game" so to speak with sneaky plans going on in the background).
I wonder how this'll turn out; personally, I hope for a tentative friendship to be made between Richard and Celestia but Celestia misunderstands it (she HAS been a princess for at least 1000 years, that desn't leave a lot of time for friend making, so it'd make sense that her views of friendship are sightly skewed) and then tries to get Richard as her mate, much to the annoyance of Chrissy; but that's just me, I'm sure whatever you come up with will definitely be worth reading, the chapters so far certainly have been
7261743 Indeed, we need a decent sized planet
7261910 If you condensed enough particles, I think the density and the mass could blow apart a planet with being larger than it. Possibly.
this particular purple smart seems to be of the bigus dickus variety .
Omg... they fucked up. Abort the mission! Where the hell is those safety shelters when you need them.
7260892 Wait we are watching this? Pause this for a moment I need to get the drinks. Any of you guys want something in particular or you good? I should also grab some candy.
In other news Murphy, Karma, and Lady Luck are in a open relationship with one another. AND THEY CAME TO VISIT CANTERLOT TODAY!!!
why I'm thinking that the result in the end will be a Canterlot castle in ruins?
Oh god, now Celestia is gonna snog her son. Eeeuugh.
Dandere Twilight?
Also, this is like watching a ten-car pileup happen right in front of you. It just keeps getting worse, but it's too entertaining to do anything.
The interaction between Richard and chrysalis had me hooked until now. The dialogue is fun. But Celestia/Twilight might as well be oc's with the name now. Celestia is thousands of years old and doesn't have the seduction knowledge of a fifteen year old girl? She had ruled a nation for millennia and makes clumsy blackmail attempts? She has zero reaction from being literally spit on? No being with a brain could just let that pass without comment.
Twilight is just a walking personification of Celestia worship to the point she is considering killing anyone who does like Celestia, is willing to fuck someone she had zero interest in, and thinks she can "give" Richard to Celestia. This "Twilight" should have immediately started blasting lasers after the spit scene.
This is not Twilight, it's a sociopath. I like drama but not when you have to change characters so much to do it without providing a reason for the shift in the story.
It occurs to us that Celestia and Twilight are much more deluded than we thought prior. This outta be good!
I'm glad they are completely stupid with humans, our greatest ability is being oblivious to others be it good or bad
It's like a train wreck in slow-motion...
Now excuse me add I find a fallout bunker three universes away, maybe that'll be far enough to survive that.
as the great popo once said, "SHE DEAD"!!!!!!
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The way Twilight thinks reminds me of Morridin from MassEffect.
Twilight, you are a fucking moron.
Jesus Christ, twilight. if you're so obsessed with Celestia, why don't YOU marry her
I don't like your depiction of Twilight, she is way too out of character. I have nothing against mane 6 being the villains, but this is just way too straightforward. No matter how bad the villain is, it should never be black and white.
This is no longer Twilight Sparkle I see, it is Blueblood.
Fuck this chapter. I shall not listen to this slave's drabble.
Fuck me... That creepy as fuck... Wow! No wonder she has so little friends...
No idea how someone like her get a 'FRIENDSHIP' ELEMENT running...
oh lord, they're playing with a raging inferno with such a terrible deck
Not that I blame them, it's not like they could have seen this coming lol
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It was included in the newest update to her system.
Did you read the patch notes?
Twilight (this version, anyway), if you had half an ounce of genre savvy you’d realize how much you’re sounding like a stock villainous minion and what that says about your plans (and their likely chances of success as well if you had sprung for the full-ounce version instead). I’ve seen Conversion Bureau interpretations of you with more self-awareness, young mare!
It’s a good thing that Celestia at least does come across as a bit more sympathetic (with some entitlement issues, but nothing that couldn’t be worked through) and that I’m kind of looking forward to the inevitable fireworks, or this essentially strawmare incarnation of Twilight would probably annoy me more than it’s actually doing -- as of this chapter, at least.
I'm probably the odd one out, I hate this Twilight, but I actually find this version of her fairly believable with only a few nudges in personality development. Several times in the show she displays most of the traits in play here, analytical to the extreme, oblivious to others feelings, a manic devotion to Celestia, a need to accomplish her goals at almost any cost, and perhaps most applicable a lack of moral limits in pursuit of said goals. I mean sure, in the show she learns from them and overcomes them, usually with outside help, but the tendencies are there. Nudged the other direction at the right times, I think she could turn out at least in the general ballpark of this version.
I've read fics where the Celestia and the gang do much worse things than they have in this without a problem, but this story manages to make me feel very angry. I can't really put my finger on why, maybe the particular situation touches a nerve, or the way its written stirs emotions better, or even just the contrast with the romance. I don't think I've had a crappy day but that's an option too I guess. Whatever the cause, kudos for pulling it off, it's a great success when a story can evoke emotions like that. I'll definitely have to read more of your stuff.
Personally, I'd want to help save the species. After all the crap though, I'd probably hide out a while, then have Chrysalis go to the castle disguised as me sans a few bits. Then accuse Celestia of having disappeared Chrissy and vow they would never use me again. Leaving Equestria, for just about anywhere else, would have to be number one after that. It would make a pretty garbage story though, so I'm glad they didn't.
I would also like to toss myself into the group wondering what, if any, plans there were for the spell at the end of the abandoned arc from 'Never Judge A Bug By Her Cover'. Unless that was intended to be a readers interpretation thing, since a few possible outcomes seem to jump out from the implications. Oh, and assuming that isn't answered in later chapters comments I haven't seen yet, you know, spoilers and all.
Loving the story so far, even if I want to nuke a few ponies!
This bootlicker characterization of Twilight is pure gold