• Published 26th May 2015
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Pinkie Pie Tells the Story of the Lady Named Sunset with Really Short Chapters! - Jesse Coffey



A sharp-witted - but good-natured - parody of ''Sunset's Shimmer Story'' by Dark Rarity.

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A Really Short Chapter About Sunset Shimmer And Her New Group

Sunset Shimmer has realized one thing: She is lonely. Nobody likes her, she is pushed over and bullied. She sings to herself:

Who can I turn to when nobody needs me? My heart wants to know --

She's suddenly made inaudible by basketball noise.

Trixie leaves the court and goes to the bench. She sees a depressed Sunset Shimmer concluding her song:

With you I could learn to, with you what a new day, but who can I turn to if you turn away?

Trixie asks Sunset "Why are you so down in the dumps?"

Sunset gently tells her, "It's because I have a dilemma. I went to this school about a month ago, I thought my life was gonna change here but that was obviously not the case. Everyone hates me - well, a decreasing number of everybodies, I got 6 best pals and I need one more best pal to fill the obviously short time we have to tell this story about myself."

"Oh Sunset Shimmer I wanna be your friend and if you become my friend, then, forever my darling, our love will be true, always and forever, I'll love only you, just promise me darling, your love in return and may this fire in my soul dear forever burn."

"Why were you singing that song to me? I mean, it's great and all, but why so suddenly do you have to do it?"

"It figures. I face the same problem with reading time restrictions as you apparently do. So I filled the limited reading time had by this chapter. Wanna fill them in these next chapters by being part of the Illusions?"

"It will be a great group. I want to join it!" Sunset replied, in order to make the positions of the conversation less confusing.

"Great! Meet me outdoors," replied Trixie.

After that, Sunset was shown to the other band members by Trixie.

"Here is our newest member."

That's the end of the chapter. Sorry, but I, Pinkie Pie, have to stop this chapter here.

Author's Note:

''WHO CAN I TURN TO?''
(When Nobody Needs Me)
Composed by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley
From the Musical ''The Roar Of The Greasepaint - The Smell Of The Crowd''
© MCMLXIV Musical Comedy Productions Inc., BMI

Recording performed by and courtesy of Sunset Shimmer (originally released as Canterlot 1756, 1966).

''PLEDGING MY LOVE''
Written by Don Robey and Ferdinand Washington
© MCMLIV Lion Publishing Co., BMI

Recording performed by Johnny Ace; courtesy of Geffen Records, under license from Universal Music Enterprises (Originally released as Duke 136)