One Little Letter

by The Human Pinkie

The Perfect Letter

Author's Note:

Ugh. Jerk move. Sorry about the wait on this one. Everytime I did it I forgot to save, then I forgot what to write. Anyway, Spitfire and Celestia! Enjoy!

Dear Princess Celestia,
Here are 10 reasons why I am (and always will be) a better captain for the Wonderbolts than Rainbowdash.

1. I have very few friends. She has a lot, and she's always doing stuff with them. Less friends, less distractions.

2. I'm cooler, that's it.

3. Look me in the eyes and tell me her hair isn't a hazard, or will be against any rules in competitions. You can't do it!

4. I'm harsher on trainees. Harsher training, more skill.

5. I have experience.

6. Knowing Rainbow, she'd probably leave any competition, show, or any obligation for her friends or as the ex-bearer of the element of friendship Friendship.

7. She isn't ready for this type or responsibility. She might sleep on the job.

8. She's to silly and fun. We already have the silly, stupid lighthearted one of the group, Soarin.

9. Sometimes her friends get in the way of things.

10. Did I mention I'm cooler?

In conclusion, I am the best captain of the Wonderbolts Equestria has ever seen, and if you don't agree, then my name is Soarin. Goodnight princess.

Captain of the Wonderbolts,
Spitfire

Comments

[KingJoltik]

Oooohhh. Spitfire's a jerk...nice letter!

[KingJoltik]

Want a challenge? How about Vinyl Scratch and Fluttershy!

[The Human Pinkie]

6060620 Thanks!