Celestia licked her lips and leaned back into the balcony railing, planting her elbows just so, so that the fabric of her dress visibly creaked and strained over those mind-meltingly large breasts. They were proportionally oversized on her, even before taking her towering height into account. "Of course, of course, my precious student. What's on your mind?"
You're a troll, you know that?
Absolutely no-one had seen. Well, probably no-one anyway. But even if someone had, Celestia still had plenty more to say. "Besides, my little pony, that's entirely missing the point. I couldn’t care less if anyone saw!”
You don't, but he DOES.
Spurred on by drunkenness, Celestia was being a wicked little pony. Absolutely diabolical. “Anyone speaking to me in such a fashion, yourself included, will likely end up having their face used as the next royal throne. I answer to no authority. And you... You need another stiff drink, my child."
No, methinks you need to sober up.
Her donut had been completely glazed.
*sigh* Really?
Well, perhaps she'd simply desired a target she couldn't possibly miss.
SHOTS FIRED!
She might have had a bit too much to drink.
A bit too much? From the sound of it she's had a LOT too much.
Purely for the good of Equestria, of course!
So that's your rationale.
You know how Gods and wine are, sweetie
Yes, if memory serves, it was wine and mustard that was used to make Kronos vomit out his kids in Greek mythology, and Zeus was probably drunk more often than not.
"Just what do you think you're doing, you sissy? Why would you waste good wine?"
Because you're bad enough sober.
Obviously, Twilight still had a long way to go.
No shit. And considering that he's been called a sissy more times than I can count and Celestia's being a massive bitch to him, I doubt he'll be getting anywhere anytime soon.
What if she sent him back to being wrapped up under the covers with one hand fisting his cock and a dirty novel in the other...
I should somehow feel insulted by this... cheap shots are cheap.
But it was hard for Twilight to swallow that particular line of reasoning. How could he, after just some thirty minutes ago he had witnessed the large, excessively-plump rump of one Princess Luna, Ruler of the Night, wiggling from side to side in alarm as it was glazed in a sticky, slimy coating of Sparkle spunk! She was Celestia’s own sister! And then there was the matter of the load itself... Pony ejaculations like Twilight’s were far from small. When his spunk rod had seen that large behind straining under the material of her dress, it had definitely gone into overdrive. A gushing hot deluge of cum had splattered her ass over and over again, each cum-shot hitting with as much force as a spank from one of Twilight's little hands. And Luna had stood there and taken every last drop. The normally intimidating and imposing monarch had trembled under the slimy shots, crying in alarm and doing her best to shake it off with coy wiggling, but to no avail... Her donut had been completely glazed. On its own? Not so bad. But when you factored in a cackling Celestia being the one blurring her fingers up and down Twilight's rod in the first place, while the cutie-boy just stared down in wide-eyed, open-mouthed dismay, it got a little worse! And when one realized this was happening right in the centre of the Gala's dance floor to the finest string quartet in Equestria, it got a lot worse! The icing on the Luna-shaped cake was that Celestia had done it on purpose, intentionally catching her sister's oversized rear in the crossfire.
Wait, wait... are you saying that Celestia made Twi cum all over Luna's ass, in the middle of a crowded hall, and that no-one saw them? Really?
Aw, why are making them humans? They're a lot better as anthromorphs!
You're a troll, you know that?
You don't, but he DOES.
No, methinks you need to sober up.
*sigh* Really?
SHOTS FIRED!
A bit too much? From the sound of it she's had a LOT too much.
So that's your rationale.
Yes, if memory serves, it was wine and mustard that was used to make Kronos vomit out his kids in Greek mythology, and Zeus was probably drunk more often than not.
Because you're bad enough sober.
No shit. And considering that he's been called a sissy more times than I can count and Celestia's being a massive bitch to him, I doubt he'll be getting anywhere anytime soon.
Tease level...This whole chapter.
Twilight still has a ways to go.
Also, milf Celestia?
Well, I guess Blueblood doesn't call her auntie for no reason then
I should somehow feel insulted by this... cheap shots are cheap.
Wait, wait... are you saying that Celestia made Twi cum all over Luna's ass, in the middle of a crowded hall, and that no-one saw them? Really?