Dear Granny Smith,
I extend my deepest apologies on behalf of my ill-conceived actions last night. Shooting your dentures out of the bar was NOT part of my recovery plan to get your teeth back, and the follow-up of me smashing head-first into the door to get them back met with predictable results.
I don't know how you two and the guards managed to get me on the chariot, but you have my thanks in making sure I didn't cause any more property damage. I probably would have turned the town upside down looking for those if they didn't fall off, and I mean that in a literal sense.
You know that I didn't mean to fire your dentures out of the bar, and again I thank you for accepting my delirious apologies 26 times over losing your teeth on the way to Ponyville... er, 27 total if you count this one.
However, I absolutely insist on paying for your replacement dentures. I know you have about five spare sets because of your dentist's weird obsession with teeth--yes, even for a dentist--but this was one I lost, not you.
Let me know when you have a new set coming, and I'll foot the bill for it. Just please don't make it cost a ridiculous fortune; I'm paying for teeth, not a gem-studded grill.
Friends Forever,
Princess Celestia
P.S. According to Mayor, I still won. Not gonna rub it in, but I will say I'm ready for a rematch when you are. We both know that victory came about via a dubious conclusion anyway.
Best. Letter. Ever.
Ah, I love their shenanigans! Also, awesome word, shenanigans. Where did the word shenanigans come from? Perhaps we can ask three lovely lady mares! Perhaps one of them knows the secret to the great mysterious origins of the word, so fun to type and say, shenanigans!
This is going to be an amazing story!
This is series, which I feel started in your other fic, is a hymn to true friendship.
Congratulations.
Angel Bunny what a big smile you have today !
SNAP ! ANGEL BUNNY THAT'S NOT FUNNY !
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Or perhaps that's just wishful thinking.
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I've seen her under the name Ivory Scroll a couple of times.
This is fabulous!! I can't can't believe how good this is!
Raz: Yes... Shenanigans is a good word, but can it be as good as CONTRAFIBULARITIES? Try saying that five times fast.
5716244 Easy.
CONTRAFIBULARITIESCONTRAFIBULARITIESCONTRAFIBULARITIESCONTRAFIBULARITIESCONTRAFLIBARTY... CRAP!
I laughed to hard at this series and from the other letters. I love this. keep it up!
I wonder if the reason Granny has lived to be that old is because Death is afraid of her.
5805941 Nah, He's not scared of Granny Smith. According to his time table, she's suppose to bite it after Apple Bloom discovers her Talent...or Apple Bloom brings about the Appleocylpse, whichever comes first.
There goes Granny plan to get a new hip.
Sounds like Granny shouldn't let her dentist use the laughing gas...
The legend grows: Granny Smith is now regarded as the Apple family's secret weapon. She can bite you from miles away.
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XD
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Nah, it’s because it was a unanimous decision from both upper and lower planes. Heaven doesn’t want her and Hell is too afraid she’ll take over.
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.......But then wouldn't she have died by now?