"What the fuck?!" the captain cried, kicking Soarin's muzzle, making his nose bleed. "What the hell was that for?! Damn... I... I can't do this anymore! I'd rather have you tell Rainbow Dash what I said about her. No way I'm having 'Quagmire's' dick parking and reversing from my precious mouth..."

Granny Apple Smith sat in the shade of the house over at the vibrant, colorful orchards, rocking in her rocking chair. She opened her eyes and sighed deeply. "I remember them old days... back when I could buck all day and night, no rest, no sweat... Back when things was more simpler. Them's Molestia's times."

I laughed so hard at these to paragraphs

I don't know what to think about this. I'm expecting Soarin to get fired, or at the very least, get his flank thoroughly kicked by Spitfire. And why the hell doesn't Spitfire want Rainbow Dash to join the Wonderbolts? Afraid Rainbow will take her job?

Well I guess I have a new hotel room for this summer...
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yup...thanks alot...

Nooooooo!!, God please no! No! Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Yo, this is phucking good!

Can't wait to see more!