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The Mad Clopper


We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

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I don't... I feel weird now.

Did a reading of this fic, it's here:

Hope someone enjoys!

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

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Enough for all caps, I have done something right.

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Just for this reading, I'm almost done with chapter two! Thanks for the motivation to write dirty, dirty horse words!

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Hell yeah, motivation!
Go forth and create.

"Just checkin' in to see what you're up to! Well, actually, I had intended to bring you something, but then I got distracted by some foals playing on a trampoline and I was like 'Oh man I wanna try that' so I jumped on with them and we were bouncing up and down and up and down and having so much fun, but then I remembered I was bringing you a present so I said goodbye but before I could leave I tripped on something and your gift went flying onto the trampoline at the same moment one of the foals was bouncing and it went ZOOOOOM flying into the sky so then I tried to chase it but it kept on bouncing first off of some canopies then went for a ride on Big Mac's wagon but he suddenly stopped and it went flying again and managed to land at a trampoline store of all places, I didn't even know we had a trampoline store, and it just kept on bouncing and bouncing and eventually the box came all undone and Mister Stretch was just out in the open bouncing like crazy and jiggling everywhere but luckily nopony noticed so I started bouncing with him and then I realized how close we were to the castle so I started trying to throw Mister Stretch at your window in the hopes nopony would see it otherwise boy would that be awkward and after several tries he finally went soaring like the majestic horse cock he is and crashed through your window like a twenty year old condom and then I had the idea of whoa it would be fun to do that too so then I started aiming myself at the window which took me a few tries which by the way the castle is really hard like a rock although I guess that makes sense since it's crystal after all so anyway I finally made the window and here I am!"

What I heard-

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