Chapter 2: Daddy's Home
Fluttershy was doing her happy dance. Discord was coming home today. Her friends (except for Applejack because of farm-work) had been taking turns feeding her animals breakfast. Even Spike had helped out! Yes, Fluttershy had walked them through how to feed her animals and helped with the light-feeding, but her friends didn't have that same "touch" as Discord or herself. What Discord did, Fluttershy didn't know. Hay, even Discord didn't know! But that didn't matter so much as the fact that Discord was coming home, that made Fluttershy do her happy dance! Future Daddy Discord is coming home, baby. COTTON-CANDY, CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!! Shut up, stomach! She sighed. Still "talking" to her stomach. Yup, it's going to be a long nine months. STEAK!!!! I thought we talked about this, stomach. No meat! CHICKEN!!!! You are truly evil sometimes.
The door's lock jiggled. He's here! HORSERADISH!!!! Is that made from horse!? Ponies are distant cousins! COTTON-CANDY, CHOCOLATE MILK!!!! What is with you and Discord's favorite food? Fluttershy shook (almost) all of her cravings. For some reason, Dissy's favorite always sta-COTTON-CANDY-ys. She sighed. It was going to be a long nine mon- *BLEEEHH*-ths. Yup, a LONG nine months. The doorknob turned slowly... Here comes Daddy, baby! Are you ready to meet your Daddy Dissy? PICKLES!!!! That's new, but I'm taking that as a yes.
The door burst open dramatically, confetti fell from nowhere, and revealed... Nothing? Where is he? WHERE WAS HER SMOOC-EMS!!!?!?!! WHERE WAS HER DISSY!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!! NOT NOW, YOU STUPID, BUCKING STOMACH!
"SURPRISE," yelled Discord, popping out of... Angel Bunny's cookie jar? When had Dissy Discord installed a chaos portal in Angel's cookie jar? Whatever. My Dissy's home!! Your Daddy Discord is home, baby. He's home... No cravings? Wow, it's a miracle!
"Dissy," screamed Fluttershy, louder than intended. Discord looked a little shock at hearing her scream, but he hugged her tightly. Fluttershy cried out in pain. Discord let go, panicked at hurting his wife. Had he, the lord of chaos, hurt his own wife? He hoped not!
"Fluttershy," he said, "Are you okay?"
"Yes, but Dis-"
"Oh, thank, Celestia. I thought I hurt you."
"No, I'm fine, but-"
"Oh, that's good. I thought I might've-"
"DISSY!" Discord jumped a little.
"O-oh. S-sorry, Dissy. I-I... I-it's just," she took a long, deep breath, "Dissy, I have something very, very important to tell you."
"What is it? Whatever it is, I'll protect you, Shy-shy!"
"Discord. It's not that. You see, about a week ago, Celestia sent me letter, remember?"
"Yeess...?"
"Well... Right before then, my friends were over, because I had, um... puked in front of Rarity?" She winced. Discord blinked.
"Anndd..." He motioned her to continue.
"I-told-them-I-was-pregnant-and-then-they-took-me-to-the-hospital-to-get-an-ultrasound-and-the-baby's-gender-can't-be-identified-and-it's-due-in-a-little-less-than-nine-months!" Fluttershy braced herself for some verbal-assault or something else. She opened one eye. Discord was... hugging her? How had she not noticed? Meh, who cared? She snuggled closer into Discord.
"I love you, Dissy..."
"I love you, Shy-shy..."
And they stayed in each other's embrace for a while after that before Pinkie Pie came out of nowhere and said, "DISCORD'S-BACK-HOME PARTY!!!!!!" And balloons and confetti fell from nowhere, and their friends suddenly walked downstairs with puzzled expressions on their faces. And they partied the rest of the day.
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while i LOVE pregnancy stories (they're so touching) this one needs alot of work in the writing department. the characters are out of character half the time, the pacing of the story is way too fast, and alot of the story plot is all over the place. also, abit of it was vague. *sighs* it got me curious...but not my attention.
cool it with the cravings bro! i know from knowledge (not experience) that pregnancy comes with that sort of thing but chill out! you’re taking it way too far. otherwise, maybe slow the pace a little bit.
5526597
This is DISCORD'S kid. Go all or go home!
I love Fluttershy in this. She's just as crazy as her baby daddy. Okay, maybe that's a stretch.
5530295
Thanks for telling me the mistake!
And what's 'other?'
5527505
yea but still, it’s almost as if you’re putting in the cravings to add more words to the story....
5533454
Nah... I'm doing it to make the story stupid!
5533577
eh. otherwise it’s good.
5533337 your welcome and it is the third option that comes up on forms that ask for gender some times.
I really LOVE the character interaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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