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I LOLD SO HARD!!!!!

IM CRYING CUS IM LOLING SO HARD

I swear, you write too fast.

It makes the rest of us look bad.

Good on you anyway, though. :P

Not sure if want, to be honest.

This looks interesting.   Will mark as 'Read Later'.

Just use magic. Story over.

Badu Bump Badu Bump!

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Another one, seriously.

AA, I swear do you want to give others a shot at featured?

6 legged pinkie? DO WANT.

edit- hahahahha! good story! made me laugh out loud a few times.

"Your parents are coming to visit and you need me to play along with whatever crazy story you gave them about what you've been doing away from home all these years."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is a great story. The "punchline" if you might call it that is both hilarious and, when you get to it, quite logical; there is a method to Pinkie's madness and you get why she do her crazy Pinkie thing, instead of her just being random.

A brief summary of my reaction to this story:

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A solid giggly feel-good story. I even d'awwed a little at Dash at the end, and I'm not a d'awwing type.

Oh, and:

: "That's my brother's name for me from when we were foals. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, but I don't really like it much. It sounds silly."

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Well, scratch that, amazing story.

awesome oneshot, really good relationship you've developed there between Rainbow and Pinkie!

Too late, I've already decided I'm totes going to take this seriously.

You know, it's not as random as I had expected.

That was funny. Very cute too.

My comment will surely say somthing importanat, Ahem:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...okay I'm done laughing...

P.S. Do more stories like this, okay?

Double P.S. I'm not kidding.

Triple P.S. No seriously, I'm not kidding.

Quadruple P.S. I'm being entirely serious and I mean that 100% honestly.

Quintuple P.S. I'm not joking okay!

Hextuple P.S. Why are you still reading my comment?

Holy crap, you write fast! Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Another excellent story; it regularly cracked me up and actually left me somewhat intrigued by the possibilities of these two with foals . Twilight's and Rarity's closing remarks were very nice as well.

Pfffffft hahahahahahaha! Very funny. I can see Pinkie's thought process taking this exact route. Very enjoyable, and I'm not even a fan of PinkieDash!

Quite, quite. I say, jolly good!

How could Dash say such a thing?

Don't worry Gummy. We all know you're secretly a genius.

This is awesome, boss. I was laughing the whole way through - your Pinkie/Dash dynamic is just incredible. And hey, look - a second story where Pinkie isn't psychologically traumatised. And you did this one excellently, too.

I now forgive you for declaring OTP day after it was already May 5th here. And the ending is hilarious, too.

Oh pinkie you are so random....i hope tank is ok

>>544105544105

No way, I actually beat you to something AbsoluteAnonymous posted... the world just ended...

Lol

PresentPerfect and I both had fics with this premises in the works. Hah!

This story was pregnant with possibilities and gravid with joy. It was a fecund festival of fun!

I'm taking this srsly. So srsly.

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I won't lie. I am of the firm belief that this is the single greatest story I have ever written.

>>544169544169

You. Are. Correct.

Pinkie Pie is so delightfully random. I now want to see a story where Twilight's worst fear comes true, and Pinkie-ness is contagious.

Great story.

I was skeptical in the beginning, but your effective dialogue and good characerization left me feeling good and smiling throughout the rest of the piece. I'm not one to ship, but here I felt the relationship was plausible and downright amusing. Fantastic job.

I absolutely loved that story; my Luna that was too funny.

Pretty good, made me smile a few times

Noticed two cases of missing words: "Because you top, duh", and the other one I completely forgot while writing this.

Mind-bogglingly accurate characterization! Have a mustache.

>>544310544310

Hahahahaha! No, that wasn't a missing word. She meant that Rainbow topped. SEXUALLY.

I generally only read girlxguy fics, but this was pretty cute as well. I guess it's good to venture out now and then. Silly, cute, romantic in its own way. Keep writing! I look forward to more from you!

>>544329544329 Yeah I got that, but I've never heard someone say it like that before. Would expect something like 'you go on top' or 'you prefer to ride' instead.

Not a missing word then, nevermind.

I think my favorite part of this, actually, is the implication that 'wee-wee' is an Incredibly Naughty Word.

Pinkie teaching Dashie the facts of life... oh man. I haven't giggled this hard in a while.

I'd think Rainbow would make a great dad!

Can anyone picture Rainbow Dash breastfeeding?

Cute story! Needs more Fluttershy though.

And it's a featured story already, about 2 hours after it was posted.. Most impressive.

Lol, this is awesome!

I'm going to laugh so hard when this one reaches "Pinkie Watche Paint Dry" levels of "I didn't mean it to be taken this seriously"

>>544169544169

I wouldn't say best, but you've most certainly done it again!

Rainbow's eyes grow wide.

GAH TENSE CHANGE TENSE CHANGE, IT BURNSESSSSS USSSSSSS!

thrusting her marefriend's head towardsTwilight.

You missed a space between "towardsTwilight". Also marefriend = ladyfriend, fillyfriend = girlfriend.

Anyway, this story was funny and adorable and completely pointless. Thumbs up, but can't say it's a favorite. Funny, deja vu for the other 2 of your stories I've read.

> Oh, you mean a wee-wee!

Nice random comedy your wrote there. All of Rainbow Dash's suffering could have been avoided if she'd just asked the when question sooner.

I have little doubt that Dash was freaking out while thinking her marefriend was the fastest pony in Equestria instead of her.

"Only a month of dating and now suddenly we're having foals?!"

Wow, this was brilliant!

I especially liked the Tank part.

Great job!

5-stars once it hits EQD and a +1 for now.  

Some little things: the ending with Twilight could've been better with more sleepy/exasperated motions.  

Since your writing is nearly grammatically flawless, I'd like to point out an error that is extremely common in fics.  

"Fluttershy, [...] that morning, never learning of the strange conversations among her friends [...]"

-ing words are technically supposed to be next to the words they apply to.  This rule gets annoying fast, but in long sentences like this one, it's probably worth watching out for.  

Personally, I prefer Rainbow Sparkle... Gah, that sounds awful. I prefer Twilight Dash ships, but this was a good read.

Rainbow Pie baby story? I want more, if you please.

>>544626544626

That's not actually a rule, though.

this was good

i enjoyed it a lot

Funny as hell. Insta-win . Oh, could you help me understand this part:

“Why can’t I be the mommy?” Rainbow found herself asking. “Can’t we both be mommies?”

“Well, yeah! But you’re still the boy, mostly.”

“Why?”

“Because you top, duh.”

And I thought she was gonna say, "Your a tomcolt." (the boy was already used, and me is not fond using the same WORD OF TOPIC twice.)

That was quick. People must like this story.

Summary in emoticon form.

The Birthing - Baroness

>>544169544169 And that belief would make you right. Please, do more.

Also, have my babies.

impressive. I lolled

This was excelent, from an explanation of why we havent see Tank lately to Twilgiht beign Frank, I love it

you have won.

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“Because you top, duh.”

lol

"Do something!" Dash barked. "Tell her why us having kids would be totally crazy!"

Silence fell over the three of them.

Twilight Sparkle quietly shut the door.

The image in my mind was priceless!

Twilight shrugged and took another sip of her coffee. Ah. Just what she needed. "I'm just being frank."

"Can I be Stan, then?" Pinkie interrupted.

Rofl!

"That might be cool someday. Kids are cute, right? And it'd be nice to have somepony who always looks up to me. But we've only been going out for a month! I'm not ready for something as big as that!"

Lol wut? a month?

*reads the rest*

oh, pinkie is just causing random panic for no reason again!  That totally explains everything!

Twilight shuddered and slumped in her chair.

Poor twilight...

Oh God, that was too funny. You, sir, are an excellent writer. I feel like I've been missing out since this is the first story I have read by you.

I'M OFF TO READ THE REST.

... Eventually.

I DESPISE lesbian shippings, and reading the description and seeing th Romantic tag, I was generous and read it. It was ehh, pretty well-written until you got into the part where they mention they date and kiss. I'm cool with them being close friends, but anything above that is gross, even if they are brightly-colored equines.

YES!

I love this.

4/5  Relly made me LOL myself to tears. And I'm not the one to react to storys in that way!

>>545063545063

The story is tagged romance and the description heavily implies that Pinkie wants kids with Rainbow. What were you expecting?

Oh my God that was GREAT!

Dash and Pinkie's interaction as couple was just tops. The idea was great, the execution flawless.

Also, I love this : “Why can’t I be the mommy?”

Great story! Lots of lols and great feeling! Keep up the great work! Also sorry about all the greats, I just got back from a dance, had a little too much soda, >____>

Beautiful. sheer awesome hysterical brilliance! I am so gonna follow you.

I was drinking coffee when I was readng this. But then suddenly:

“Because you top, duh.”

The coffee was all over my monitor.

Also, Pinkie-ness is contagious?

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"Daring Do was grappling with an alligator of enormous size"

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Well done on this one.  It's sweet, and kind, and seems to hit the marks you intended for it to hit; amidst all the adventure stories and the slapstick stories and the drama stories and the sad stories, it's awful nice to be able to step back and just watch the rhythms of interaction between these (by now) old friends.  Also,

>>543995543995

What the crap is it with you and inspiring people to write stuff?  I swear, you're like the Typhoid Mary of Ponyfic.  And I, um, mean that in a good way.

I really do like these short stories, pick-me-ups. I really don't have the head for reading longer works these days, it seems, but this one hooked me in instantly. Genuinely sweet, funny without being a "humor" fic, affectionate without being a real "ship" fic, just... cuteness.

I can dig it. I think my favorite little detail is that you managed to retain a semblance of balance between Dash and Pinks. Yes, it's probably overthinking a self-contained blurb like this, I know, but it's so easy to make it feel like Pinkie overrules or marginalizes Dash, but the little "Shut up" actually made me beam all the brighter.

You know, this story almost makes me want to see an eventual follow-up set a couple years into the future where Pinkie and Rainbow finally get around to actually having a kid. I expect a good author could have some fun there.

>>545176545176

I only read it just to humor myself, see what a ship fic is like with baby implications. This is the worse thing about an all-girl show.

"Because you top, duh"

I probably shouldn't have been reading this at a family gathering since that line caused me to laugh uncontrollably in front of my them.

I like the concept, but not the shipping crap.

"Equipment...oh, you mean a wee-wee?"

gweilobeoweguubw

*horrific gurgling noise*

*THUD*

I died. Of cute.

But then I remembered that I had a fic to finish reading, so about halfway between limbo and wherever the hay I was supposed to go I beat the tar out of death and forced its b*yay* a*yay* to bring me back so I could finish up.

Pinkie Pie seems so childish and innocent despite being a fully grown mare. And I love it. This was a cute story. It gave me all sorts of feels.

I know it's out there, but I can't help but feel like shipping involving the Pink Pony is really rare. Is it because people think she would be oblivious to another pony's advances? Or is it because they think Pinkie wouldn't take being in a relationship seriously, treating it like some sort of game? Can someone explain this to me?

swag

Luna's mane I hope Pinkie-ness isn't contagious.

"Because you top, duh"

ROFL WTF?!?!?! Ah well, guess we were all expecting that.

This merits four party cannons, Gummi and a large, pink and green slurpee machine filled with dippin dots on the Pinkie scale.

I wonder...perhaps if Rainbow and Pinkie did have a child, somehow...you could, perhaps...

Write about it?

Oh, magical lesbian spawn. You may not have shown up, but my love of you did get me to read a most delightful story. Well done, AA.

I should have never drank sprite while reading this...

This story is unreasonably hilarious.

You make the happy happen.

A good laugh after a long day. Thanks, I needed that.

Hmmm for some reason i am usually against Mane6 and Mane6 shipping

but you pulled it off well here it was subtle and yet elegant

So could you say this comes after TGWP? A sequel of sorts?

right after the twilight part i realized there wasnt going to be much to laugh at so i skimmed through it got to the end and spent an hour thinking about why i dont laugh anymore

It's "reined", not "reigned".

You got the Mane 6's voices pretty spot on, and geez you write fast. This was pretty funny, and I chuckled at least once. Nice work.

I admit when I started reading this I didn't realize you were the author, I just saw Pinkie and Rainbow Dash and the word "baby" and I was all over it.

I still think that "the Games We Play" is your best story but this is certainly on of your best one-shots, In my opinion. It wasn't as funny as some stories I've read but I liked what I read and it's funny to see both Pinkie and Dash acting so extreme, especially Pinkie.

As usual I don't have many comments to give on a good story.

Very funny indeed.

This is so sweet, perfect, and funny. You captured the essence of each character PERFECTLY.

Holy...

I can't say anything...

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"I can’t even keep track of my pet tortoise 90% of the time. I mean, have you seen him around lately? I sure haven’t."

I have to admit, I lost it at that point. It's just such an in-character, on topic side-swipe at the show and I love it.

Epic

So much giggles... So much Randomness...

This is me with every detail of this story:

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This was good fun. A nice quick read to whittle away fifteen minutes.

your characterization of twilight is amazing