Oh god yes

Oh my.

*facepalms and laughs* Bravo

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Bravo! Twilight should make a swear jar for Spike, at least in this case.

Still rockin' the Spike-centered media Great effort, as usual.

Give this Dragon a Golden Star.

He is my new hero.

Well, looks like you actually did it. :P didn't think you would.

Dis is gold....

I had a huge grin when I started this and I was laughing my ass off at the end. You sir have made another masterpiece and Spike has once again prove to be the king of swag.

Bravo, good sir! Bravo!

I am surprised that Spike avoided both pregnancy and STDs though.

Also, ones missing. A seapony.

Not sure about sheep or goats.

Already did mules but aren't donkeys different?

5435823 I was going off of what was shown in the show (more or less), but were seaponies shown?

Also, yes, donkeys and mules are different, though a mule is simply a horse mixed with a donkey.

Well, in the show, I wasn't sure if to classify sheep or goats as sapient (they don't speak or anything like that, like Applejack's cows or the bison do), so I did not think to include them.

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Sea ponies are from the books and comics. And we do know sirens existed(if only three of them).

Still, Spike is lucky he doesn't have a truckload of paternity suits heading his way.

5435871 I know, right? Could you imagine ten years-worth of boning every species out there, multiple times in some cases? There'd be a line across Ponyville of mother and their offspring, or maybe just the offspring in certain cases.

But no, I only included that which I have seen of or heard in the show. If more are shown in the next season, maybe I'll add them in as a second chapter, but it's unlikely.

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You do realize that your next project will be writing a detailed scene for each one, right?

HE'S MINE!
You started it
I'll finish it

SPIKE!

5435900 Oh God...

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WOW. This... was ... different. In a good way.

I liked it. A lot.

You deliver greatness once again, my friend! I found this hilaious and something I need to see stem-offs of. Maybe a separate series in which you follow spikes adventures? It could be fun.

win....so much win

This guy kept flashing through my brain, for some reason.....:

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It was fun, though, and has earned the like.

And then Spike learns that dragon sperm has a 10-year hibernation period in other species...

Oh lord, the alimony payments!

Their is so much win here that not even a dragon scale chest can contain it

I think you forgot the three headed thing in the episode "Somepony To Watch Over Me"

5436292 Chimera

HOLY CRAP!!! Spike GOT SOME ASS!!!!
WHOOOOOOO!!!!! Finally.
I was waiting for a damn long time.

Got a good laugh out of this story. Lol.

5436292 Chimera? Was that sapient?
I'm pretty sure he said non-sapients weren't included. If they were we could also add hydra, cockatrice, manticore, etc.

5436466 Well based off of my memory I think that it talked and had relationships between the three heads.

Sounds like he had the master key to a bunch of locks...

5436482 Oh, okay my mistake.

Chimera, and I think a few other sapient creatures he hasn't screwed yet. Semi Sapient.

And yeah, Chimera's are sapient. The three heads talked. >_>

This chapter had me laughing.

You know, I didn't want to like this story.

But goddamnit, you made me love it. Bravo, good sir!

funny stuff

HAHAHAHA!!!!
We so need a side story to some if not all of these scenarios!(the Chrysalis one especially)

5436536 He probably did do that. Twilight probably just missed that one.

Spike is the pimp of pimps; The one every male wishes to be. This story had me rolling! Good show!

Daaayum...

Spikey grew up!

Ha, I had much more of a giggle than I thought I would. Nicely done.

I actually kind of expected it to end with Spike saying "You're right I haven't had an Alicorn yet. You want to help fix that?" *fade to black* "I just bucked the dragon I grew up with as a sibling... What am I going to say to my parents if I get pregnant?..."

But then the letter showed up. Oh well, still a great read.

By the way you probably could get away with a Teen rating on this one since you didn't actually go into any detail.

5436977 That Kills the Man. XD

Kinda feel bad for Twilight, actually.

Truly perfect!
I really thought, Twilight, was going to be his Alicorn mate at the end. Kind of a cumming home surprise! But, Luna, is a great, if not better, choice too.

“YOU FUCKED CHRYSALIS?!”

Has to be my most favorite line!

Awesome job! Another master piece!

And, now I can't get the thought of the, Spike and Luna, date/sex scene out of my head. Maybe you should do something about that. *Cough* *Cough* Epilogue *Cough* *Cough*

" I hear those Saddle Arabian stallions have curved swords. Curved. Swords."
" All stallions have "curved swords" as you so put it."
" Longlance doesn't."
" Longlance and his family are exceptions to that"
" How hasn't the family died out?'"
" The mares from that clan tend to have the shapeliest legs and plots."

Hm. In all honesty, I think this would have worked better if only the first couple of encounters were real. For me, at the point where the amazon zebras came up (ha!), I got the impression that Spike was just messing with Twilight and making all this up as he went along, because few things that came afterwards sounded believable even for a story of this type. (Which in my mind would make this all the funnier, because I can totally see Spike doing that to Twilight just for giggles. And Pinkie Pie sensing a great disturbance in the Laughter at the same time.)

“YOU FUCKED CHRYSALIS?!”

SCORE!

Also, I saw the alicorn thing coming, but I actually expected TwiSpike to result.

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Maybe he became a nightingale, the skeleton key might of helped.