Friday
As I walk down the stairs a see a great green monster mad of goo and LOOK HIM IN THE FACE AND YELL OMMAHGAWD U BEE SO SCARY ! AND EYE RUN DOEHN THE HALLL YELLING.
As you see, I couldn't write if my life was on the line. Here's my best work. I recommend listening to this while you're at it.
On my way home from school I found a demon, sliming it's way thru town, carrying Celestia in it's disgusting egg pouch. I defeated it using what Ms. Dash taught me, Ruler Rescue. As the next corner was cleared I found a lizard, eating peoples lunches. I killed it by using my patented Cyclone smash. And then I....
That was the worst story you've ever read right? Dinky's are much better. I told her to find them, but I was rudely refused. Whatever, small child. Without me, you would've got hit by a car when you were three.
As I prodded the monster, I told him to wake up. The green figure didn't at least grunt. I thoht he was dead. poor guy. I dindn't know what to make of this, SOOO I decided to grad holt of him and lug him intoh the car.
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Hmmm..? ZWAAAK..! Sorry I fell asleep. Hmm. Did you know that the more you pray the faster the ozon layer disappears? LOL just kidding. I-I uhh.
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Hey guys, did you just read my fanfiction? It was about a robot who likes to read fanfictions. She likes to plagiarize. Hee hee. Sorry for the short entry everypony. Life hasn't been to exciting lately. KAAAAPA-PA
592151 I have a somewhat similar problem. I'm very concise (to the point where I can take ten chapters of a book and turn it into six paragraphs) so when I try to make something long, I tend to say the same things over and over but with slightly different words.
599714 I'm not alone!
Sorry I can't help out with that.
627434 Dude, it's fine if you can't help, the ability can be pretty useful as well.
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well,
yeah.
Unfortunately, it's hard to find a situation where it IS useful. Especially if you have to write a 1,400 word essay
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