...oh, who were you kidding? You milked magical talking ponies for a living. The minute you bought this machine, any dignity you had dried up faster than a mare’s vagina around Blueblood.
OMG!! This line killed me. My dog is looking at me I've gone crazy.
I've wished I were a lot of far out things other than what I am over the course of my life -- a wizard, a cyborg and the green power ranger, just to name a few. I don't think I've ever wished I were a piece of farm equipment before, however.
...oh, who were you kidding? You milked magical talking ponies for a living. The minute you bought this machine, any dignity you had dried up faster than a mare’s vagina around Blueblood.
It appears as though the bats have yet to find your new hiding spot.
New hiding spot? Well, I hope for Anon's sake that they at least filled the jars and fridged them instead of just setting it to 'vibrate'. Though now I'm wondering why Celestia doesn't just buy her own milking machine.
Maybe you could hide it under Moonbutt’s bed this time. No one ever goes into her room.
Aww....poor Luna!
You are just about to start when a faint noise reaches your ears.
Suddenly, a swarm of batponies descend upon your machine like a plague of locust, shrieking happily. In a flurry of fur and fangs, they vanish as fast as they appeared, taking your machine with them.
I tried to find a FNAF-fied picture of a batpony, but failed.
Trying to keep your face emotionless, you counter, “Fifty-five bits.”
IDIOT!!!!
That's when you say SIXTY you moron! Or even sixty-two! You never want to meet "in the middle"! The first negotiating party that does loses all of that ground, because the other party then gets to halve it again!Arrrrrgh!
Hahaha omg, havent had such a good laugh in a while.
this is...
this is..
*strained breathing*
so funny...
Motherfuck..
My life is now ruined because I can't stop laughing.
PPPPPPPPTTTTTTHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TO FUNNY
"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
Lmao
Plague of locusts? More like a swarm of fucking (literally) killer bees.
Max...you magnificent bastard...this is sun-touched gold!
I note an actual thing that sounds fake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing
OMG!! This line killed me. My dog is looking at me I've gone crazy.
The ending had me laughing. Who knew that the bat ponies would love the machine so much?
trailing over his her breasts and legs, or trailing over his breasts chest and legs
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Shoot, least the batponies didn't carry us off with the machine.....but I kinda want our machine back...
Well there goes the milking business
This is some funny, kinky shit!
And I like it!
Nooooooo!!!
XD i laughed so hard to that end
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
"It was some of the sweetest milk you have ever tasted, almost tied with Gleaming’s, though there was also a hint of banana to it"
the question remains...do you like it?
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I started reading out of curiosity, but I bailed pretty early on.
Nope.avi
this was fucking hilarious. dunno if this is clop, but its pretty damn funny.
What in the name of celestial did I just read?
Anon bottles Sunny D(airy)!
My God..... that is very dry in deed.
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So true, as he is the biggest douche in equestrian history beside Tirak
He's going to have to do it the old fashioned way.
I loved it all it had me cracking I hope.He fucks her and her sister.
5238675 Bees! Not the bees!
5242981 that hurts my brain. Congratulations.
I've wished I were a lot of far out things other than what I am over the course of my life -- a wizard, a cyborg and the green power ranger, just to name a few. I don't think I've ever wished I were a piece of farm equipment before, however.
What the hell am I doing with my life?
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Those freakin' bats...
New hiding spot? Well, I hope for Anon's sake that they at least filled the jars and fridged them instead of just setting it to 'vibrate'. Though now I'm wondering why Celestia doesn't just buy her own milking machine.
Aww....poor Luna!
"Dried up faster than a mare's vagina around Blueblood."
This is my new favorite simile.
I am getting tried of these tease stories when does anon get lucky?
Ohhh my Faust!!! This is the most hilarious thing I have ever read
And those bats
Is there a story with them in it!?
You had to put the banana bit in, didn't ya?
I think if he's going to milk Celestia he's going to have to make some modifications.
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He did get lucky once with gleaming shield.
the Hope of the Free World......Is NATO not Celestia nato.int/nato_static_fl2014/assets/pictures/stock_2015/20150707_collective-defence-img2.jpg
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Wut?
IDIOT!!!!
That's when you say SIXTY you moron! Or even sixty-two! You never want to meet "in the middle"! The first negotiating party that does loses all of that ground, because the other party then gets to halve it again! Arrrrrgh!
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How about 69
That ending though